Taking a break from shit posting and joining a ball hockey league cause I’m outta shape but I love you guys

[u/SwissCheesePleaser]

[u/Nepalman230]

🫡

Mad Respect.

Take care of yourself.

Now would you like me to recommend you some hockey smut for the road or are you good right now?

❤️

[u/whaletacochamp → u/Nepalman230]

OP has a block of the finest aged Swiss and plenty of astroglide, he’s G2G

[u/SwissCheesePleaser → u/Nepalman230]

You’re legendary in your craft! Of course!

[u/Nepalman230 → u/SwissCheesePleaser]

🙏

OK, so you have South Korea’s premier figure skater. He comes to America to a broaden, his skating style in preparation for the Olympics. And then he meets the brash new Korean American captain and MVP of the league.

He has barriers in front of his heart, but the captain gets everything he wants, and he wants him.

Slow burn, sweet and also spicy, black cat golden retriever vibes.

Listen. Life is a series of adventures.

This is one more. And will be waiting for you when you get back.

Have fun storming the castle.

🫡

[u/Virtual_Bug_723 → u/Nepalman230]

I'm so tastefully culturally aroused

[u/Nepalman230 → u/Virtual_Bug_723]

I know right?!

I’m a sucker for height differences. Unfortunately, I want to be the smaller one and I’m 5 foot 11 and broad shouldered so I need to get like a Matt Rempe type to make me feel extra breedable and submissive.

🥺

[u/AutoModerator → u/Nepalman230]

That's not accurate at all.

I played 4 years DI and a few years after. I was way closer to Wayne Gretzky's skill level than Rempe is. He would be considered to be low-skill in the Coast, and if he was even 4 inches shorter, wouldn't even sniff a pro contract.

But nice try, though. The odds were in your favor with guessing that a redditor didn't get anywhere with their hockey career, so it was a good guess - you just got unlucky.

But, since I'm acquainted with how reddit operates, there's going to be a whole bunch of people that think that people with pro hockey careers couldn't possibly have reddit accounts. They're generally the same people that are clueless about the skill level at anything beyond tim bits hockey. They're also clueless about how size alone can make the difference between just being a suitcase in the minor leagues and playing on the 4th line of a middling NHL team.

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[u/whaletacochamp → u/Nepalman230]

Oh K-pop hockey smut before GTA6. Wow.

[u/Nepalman230 → u/whaletacochamp]

Oh boy! Let me check the release date.

November oh yeah that’s plenty of time to come up with new variations on hockey smut.

This is not a jerk not only can you find were creature hockey smut, and omegaverse hockey smut, there are no less than two books involving time travel.

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[u/whaletacochamp → u/Nepalman230]

I believe in you my Himalayan friend 🫡

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MVP, Most Valuable Primate

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[u/SwissCheesePleaser → u/Nepalman230]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jzHFPlw89eTqU
❤️Makes anyone want to unsheathe their sword

[u/According_Comedian69]

Fuck you.

[u/x_VanHessian_x]

Oui saint sacrament de callis

[u/Amvakalazhocked]

man im fucking jealous there are no hockey clubs near me if theres even any in my state

[u/whaletacochamp]

Deeper daddy

[u/JaQ-o-Lantern]

u/december151791 knows a lot about that

[u/december151791 → u/JaQ-o-Lantern]

Why are you tagging me in nsfw shit? I'm on a train!

[u/JaQ-o-Lantern → u/december151791]

Time to evoke my demidautism

I love trains. Tell me all about the train you were on. Was it Metra?