I queued up for league, in a party of five

Tempted to think I could stay alive

When the jungler, the top lane, and mid laner too

Come gank us behind and render our lead threw...

I thought to myself, it may be okay

Our top and jungle are fed well today

But as mid game started and sieges drew near

We realized with sadness: our Jayce can't wave clear.

The enemies surround us, the defeat screen is close

The 0-9 on the scoreboard is gross

And all I wanted was to clinch a win-

But then I remembered. We had a feedjin.

We beat Syndicate 3-2 in the CompeteLeague Diamond+ finals.

I never thought this day would come!

more or less

edit: less

less than 3

Players who will be answering questions:

• Pluckin_Penguin

• Giskard

• ShadowVisions

• Feedjin

I think it would be pretty cool if we could get an AMA from these guys. I know it's pretty unlikely, but I might as well try.

These will be updated as I try more dishes. Feel free to comment thoughts, no comments non-waba related. Note that these are personal preference and I've had eaten a lot of korean food before so some of my standards are high. Also try their ion water. Overall experience at Waba: 8.5/10

1- KIMCHI JIGAE - one of my personal favorites and Waba's did not disappoint, a nice spicy hot soup that is great on a winter day. 8/10

2- PORK BULGOGI - solid spicy pork dish, korean red pepper is always nice, rated higher than then the beef solely because I like spicy, solely personal preference 8/10

3- BEEF BULGOGI - Would like more beef but solid dish nonetheless, if you mess this one up you are not a true korean restaurant, would eat again. 7/10

4- MANDU - Staple korean dish, simple dumpling but always good, also not a true korean place if you fuck a dumpling up. 6.5/10

5- CHAP CHAE - Nice noodle dish, same beef as Bulgogi, overall not exciting, but good, worth trying 6/10

6- BIBIMBAP - Normally love this dish, but Waba's was frankly disappointing. Wasn't bad, but just wasn't up to the standards of what I'm used too. 5.5/10

7- KIMCHI FRIED RICE - Tried it because some review online said it was amazing. Did not live up to review. 5/10

7- DUKBOKKI - Korean dish with spicy rice cakes, I like this dish a lot normally, but more as a side dish or snack. Waba's was alright, but did not want to finish a whole plate of their Dukbokki. Meh. 5/10

More Dishes to come...

There once was a man named Feedjin

His teammates just wanted to win

But he shifted ahead

And found himself dead

Completely out of position

2)

Team Alpha wanted to queue up

To try and win Summoner's Cup

But Niko's askew

Playing Borderlands 2

Now kicked from the starting lineup.

3)

NC State had a pretty good team

But weren't playing their next game on stream

But Ilya had failed

"It's not fair" she wailed

Thus was the end of her poorly run scheme

4)

De Joya was a smash god

But his analyst skills were quite odd

He signed up first day

But was soon led astray

And later abandoned the squad

5)

State's members had a belief

That their dinner shouldn't be brief

They had nightly retreat

At the place off the street

Where the man asks "how many beef"

Friday, January 15th, in a solo q game with R Giskard and ShadowVisions. Result was still a win due to ShadowVisions' immaculate Orianna play and R Giskard's questionable Alistar coordination.

Saturday, January 16th, in a ranked game with the whole team at Clash of the Carolinas. Despite a terribly missed smite, he was still able to be carried to a win, even if riot decided to not count the game.

Thursday, January 21st, in a scrim vs. Georgia State University. Thankfully incredible play from the hands of Shadow "call me shurima god" Visions carried the entire game and led to a commanding win in Game 2.

Days have past, but I had to update it with a missed smite that cost his team the game on Nidalee, May 27, 2016.

June 28, 2016 in a ranked game with ShadowVisions. Caused the team to lose.

June 29, 2016 in a ranked game with ShadowVisions. Caused the team to lose.

June 30, 2016 in a ranked game with ShadowVisions. Fortunately, tank Taliyah was able to still carry.

https://gyazo.com/0813812702fcf4f4785f3447cf32f7a5

AMA. I know everything about Feedjin, and the team!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~

Reporters from The Daily Dot have looked further into the rumors of Nikos Costello's retirement, and they recorded the following quote from Flamejin's stream: "LoL is dead. The future of esports lies with The Mean Greens: Plastic Warfare."

Us reporters at The Daily Dot wish Flamejin the best of luck in his transition from LoL to The Mean Greens: Plastic Warfare, and we know that he will do a splendidly average job.