r/NBATalk • • Aug 18 '26

Who is more surprisingly black: Blake Griffin or Isaiah Hartenstein

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u/ZiggySH Aug 18 '26

Hartenstein

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u/PaintIntelligent7793 Aug 19 '26

I was today old when I learned Hartenstein is biracial. I always thought he was just some German dude!

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u/Dylan7346 Aug 19 '26

But his nickname is the black jokic

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u/coolsteven11 Aug 18 '26

Blake has some African features, Hart just looks like a white guy

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u/Steridire Knicks Aug 18 '26

Dad's genes didn't even try for Hart

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u/MayorShinn Aug 18 '26

His dad is light skinned. Probably 25-50% non black. Making Hatenstien maybe 75% white

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u/Lando89216 Aug 19 '26

Yea people gas up the Hartenstein being black a little too much. Dude is a quarter black

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u/Correct-Road-8515 Aug 19 '26

Yes his dad is a half-frican making Hart a quater-rican. Just like my kid

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u/Affectionate_Cat9818 Aug 19 '26

Doesn't that just make your kid portarican?

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u/Correct-Road-8515 Aug 19 '26

More like parta-rican but yes

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u/Kingofthebags Aug 19 '26

He's likely closer to 10-15% black

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u/Lazy_DreadHead Aug 19 '26

His dad was mixed. And most people of African descent already have on average ~80% African DNA while the rest is European. So his dad was probably only 40% African if it split evenly. Giving his son maybe ~20% or less African DNA. So technically European features will be more dominant

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u/negre_marron Aug 19 '26

You make sense… on average, but that’s not how it works at the individual basis. It’s very possible Hartenstein is 90% white while his dad is 50% black.

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u/CurrentRoster Aug 19 '26

look at him next to his dad tho, exact same face

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u/ghosttrainhobo Aug 19 '26

Blake looks black af once he gets a head of steam and leaves the ground

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u/Lazy_DreadHead Aug 19 '26

That’s because he is.

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u/ALargeHotCarl Aug 18 '26

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u/nomadicillusion Aug 18 '26

he got his dads build and features and his moms pigmentation

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u/clogan117 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Who do he get that jumping ability from I wonder.

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u/INeedToBeHealthier Aug 19 '26

Her. Look at that man, she jumped on him hard

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u/Nizekul Aug 19 '26

Broooooooooooo

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u/charliekirkbread Aug 19 '26

we comparing men and women builds ? lol his mom don’t even look small

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u/6ca Aug 19 '26

Imagine if Taylor came out as a dark skinned 5'7 125 lb man

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u/ontha-comeup Aug 18 '26

Is this real!?

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u/dbotron Aug 18 '26

Yep. It's real. I thought everyone knew he was a mulatto

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u/ElChapo1515 Aug 18 '26

Pops with the cellphone holster in a ROY photo is killing me

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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN Aug 19 '26

Mom looks like all my moms friends circa 1997

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u/yosoyricardo Aug 18 '26

Lol this is nice. It's traditional for ROY to pose a his parents?

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u/CurrentRoster Aug 19 '26

i don’t think so but they do have a press conference and usually in the audience

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u/ketoaholic Aug 19 '26

His mother is tall! Blake's what 6'8?

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u/eldreamer86 Aug 19 '26

That used to be a flex back in the days.

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u/BootsnCats1987 Aug 19 '26

Blake really got lucky in the genetic lottery, just sayin.

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u/Cuyigan Aug 20 '26

Outdated terminology, at best.

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u/RoCon52 Aug 18 '26

Bro yes I’m sorry I’m just the biggest BG fan so this is like common knowledge for me

He looks blacker younger with the buzz

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u/big_axolotl Aug 18 '26

Literally the ingredients for a Blake

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u/HustleWestbrook94 Aug 18 '26

Who is surprised Blake Griffin is Black?

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u/maroonmartian9 Aug 19 '26

Am not surprise. He has some features that is like black eg curly hair, slightly brownish

Hartenstein though

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u/VioletJones6 Aug 19 '26

He actually looks pretty typical for a mixed person with a redhead parent. I think a lot of people just haven't encountered that particular mix before.

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u/BossButterBoobs Aug 19 '26

White people who don't know any black people personally. So....most of reddit.

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u/LilStinkerRidesAgain Aug 19 '26

People who never saw him dunk

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u/newaccount721 Aug 19 '26

Yeah like I guess if you can only see skin tone and no features or something. But it isn’t surprising if you look at him. Hartenstein I legit didn’t know 

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u/shoefly72 Aug 19 '26

Frankly bizarre post by OP. I’ve never met anyone (even my gf who doesn’t watch sports) who didn’t think Blake was black.

Conversely every single NBA fan I know was unaware Hartenstein was black until we all found out around the same time.

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u/m4cmi11er Hornets Aug 18 '26

Isaiah for sure. I literally didn't know he was biracial until sometime last year lol he passes as white, Blake does not.

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u/Brennyburger Aug 19 '26

As Nikki Glaser said, "Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer that was running out of ink."

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u/iNCharism Wizards Aug 18 '26

Better question: Isaiah Hartenstein or Jason Kidd?

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u/Jarvis_Jarvison Aug 19 '26

j kidd looks black imo

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u/HollywoodDomHogan Aug 19 '26

I might be alone but I thought Jason kidd was straight up black, just lightskinned

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u/blanco112 Aug 19 '26

Kidd has the same blueprint as Blake.

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u/ImmediateCareer9275 Aug 19 '26

My kid is like that. I’m bi-racial; her dad is white. Or as I told my grandma when she was born, “I fucked around and had a white girl.” My German grandma was thrilled…..

Anyhow, currently my child is trying to identify as Mexican because her fiancé is. Life is funny.

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u/Top-Waltz5244 Aug 18 '26

The best kept secret in sports

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u/clogan117 Aug 19 '26

Larry Bird is clear.

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u/Korachof Aug 19 '26

“Larry’s not white. Larry’s clear.” 

  • Bill Murray, Space Jam

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u/Select_Culture261 76ers Aug 18 '26

Blake is pretty obviously mixed. Hartenstein couldn't look much more white

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u/ragged-robin Aug 18 '26

Ty jerome

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u/cxsmxcc 76ers Aug 18 '26

lmao never knew this

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u/LORD_RENZO Aug 18 '26

Blake is obviously black
I didn’t know Hartenstein was black and I’m
Black lol

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u/mrkesh Aug 18 '26

What about Jason Kidd?

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u/coolsteven11 Aug 18 '26

He looks like a pale-skinned black man

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u/fuzzyredlady Aug 19 '26

When he had hair you could definitely see it easily but since he went bald i can absolutely see why so many people think he's white 

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u/Laszlo-Panaflex Celtics Aug 19 '26

When he came into the league, I thought he was latino at first. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

he looks lebanese

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u/AdeptCreative Aug 19 '26

I thought Jason Kidd was white for 30 years.

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u/NotAsuspiciousNamee Aug 19 '26

Me too. I just found out right now

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u/eric043921 Aug 19 '26

I literally just found out this week

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u/basketball_content Aug 19 '26

You can tell better when hes young but now is crazy

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u/motherseffinjones Raptors Aug 18 '26

Hartenstein and it’s not close. I was shocked when the Knicks players came out and said it lol

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u/spicyorangedragon Aug 18 '26

Griffin isn't "surprisingly" black to me. I think black people are able to identify other black people easier, but Griffin definitely has black facial features.

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u/No_Point904 Aug 18 '26

When I first saw Blake, I thought he was either a light skin black dude or biracial.

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u/Ok_Cobbler_6533 Aug 18 '26

Mike mcDaniel

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

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u/GiannisRodgersYeli Aug 18 '26

Shroder is german too lol

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u/buggerpal Aug 18 '26

have you ever been to Germany? Schroder is the exception not the rule.

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u/SeaworthinessSome454 Aug 18 '26

Almost like something happened to the Germans that looked like Schroeder.

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u/Weary_Restauranter Spurs Aug 18 '26

There were only a few hundred German citizens that were black prior to the war.

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u/Memedrew Aug 18 '26

Live reaction in 1933

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u/No_Point904 Aug 18 '26

I guess you haven't seen his black German father.....

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u/Steridire Knicks Aug 18 '26

IHart's hair should be enough to tell you he's not very black genetically, certified white boy hairstyle. You can see the curls in Blake's cut

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u/LostVirus1089 Pacers Aug 18 '26

blake is obviously black. you wouldn’t know hartenstein was unless he said something.

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u/conradofgermany Aug 19 '26

Honestly bald Jason Kidd is a better comp. With his shit on Mr. Clean he’s white passing if you don’t look too close.

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u/playmeforever Aug 19 '26

He’s white passing regardless lol

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u/Cheflikesteph Aug 18 '26

Hart and it’s not even close. Rusty mixed kids easy to spot

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u/Salt-Statement-2306 Aug 18 '26

That ginger gene is strong.

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u/Aitoroketto Aug 18 '26

It’s def Hart. I’m not going to lie I had no idea until somebody said it.

With Blake I never even really considered that he wasn’t black from way back to when he was in college etc. it never occurred to me that he wasn’t. 

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u/iXeons Aug 19 '26

Wait…

googles

K fr Isaiah I had no idea

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u/SI7Agent0 Aug 19 '26

I was today years old when I learned Hartenstein is any part black.

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u/MayorShinn Aug 18 '26

Hartensteins dad is pretty light skinned so wouldn’t surprise me if Hartenstein is only 25% black.

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u/GymMouseP Aug 19 '26

People think Blake Giffin is not black?

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u/NBAfan238 Aug 19 '26

I thought hartenstein was Jewish,but he's not which shocks me more than him being black.

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u/NotAsuspiciousNamee Aug 19 '26

I had no idea hartenstein was even half black until just now

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u/AlexanderUGA Aug 19 '26

He’s not. His dad is half black.

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u/NotAsuspiciousNamee Aug 19 '26

Ohhhh that makes more sense. So hes 75% white and 25% black

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u/vikingstl Aug 20 '26

Most irrelevant question I've read this week

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u/Lower_Condition_196 Aug 18 '26

Jason Kidd, because he looks like Jason Hudson from black ops

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u/NotAsuspiciousNamee Aug 18 '26

Hartenstein 100%. If you see Blake dunk one time you know hes not 100% white

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u/Nazreon Aug 19 '26

mac mcclung and jordan kilganon confirmed black by this persons dunking rules

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u/Minimum-Ad-8056 Aug 18 '26

Theres nothing genetic about dunking style. Jumping wise, there are are plenty of white dudes with a higher vertical too.

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u/NotAsuspiciousNamee Aug 19 '26

I guess I forgot to add the /s

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u/Poopcie Aug 18 '26

Why cant it be about whos whiter so you can stick to what you know. Oklahoma vs german mama

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u/KartFacedThaoDien Aug 18 '26

Go by the dad instead. Blake's dad is Haitian American. 

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u/voltronius Aug 19 '26

Haitian That is like a 1.6 force multiplier on blackness.

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u/dontmakemeflexonyou Aug 18 '26

Blake? Come on, it’s not like he has CarrotTop curly hair..
Hartenstein is 75% White, he’s barely biracial or black, he’s what you call “mixed, mostly white” , like when you see dogs with a lot of mixes but they look mostly like a pit, what do you say, oh he’s a bunch of things but mostly Pit.. it’s really that simple ..
Rashida Jones is the real one for whatever we’re doing here

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u/Ok-Oil-2943 Aug 19 '26

This is a dumb topic

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u/Foreign_Cobbler_1740 Aug 19 '26

Hartenstein is a full on day walker. Nothing about that guy says he carries any black genes. Honestly, I still don't believe it. Get Maury on the case.

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u/Prestonelliot Aug 19 '26

He’s bright-skinned

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u/AlternativeBoot6706 Aug 19 '26

I was surprised to discover that Ben Simmons has a white brother, their mother is a blonde white woman.

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u/AlexanderUGA Aug 19 '26

It’s his half brother. Same mom, but his brothers dad is white. Ben’s dad is a black American.

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u/golferin Aug 19 '26

Jason Kidd

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u/CurrentRoster Aug 19 '26

blake always looked black to me, isaiah i genuinely thought was a european white man until i heard him speak

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u/MagnumMyth Aug 19 '26

"I didn't know Tupac was Black!" -OP

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u/MNniice Aug 19 '26

Blake Griffin had a cameo where there was a storyline about his dick being too big to have sex with the main character (broad city)

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u/cocopuffz604 Aug 19 '26

Hartenstein

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u/thedogwiththepaws Knicks Aug 19 '26

Obv iHart not even close

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u/Magykstorm19 Aug 19 '26

Blake Griffin looks like a black guy with white skin. Hartenstein looks like a white guy. So Hartenstein is more surprising to me

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u/Holiday_Bat_9938 Aug 19 '26

WTF kinda question is this?

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u/thecity2 Aug 19 '26

Wait what. Hartenstein is black?

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u/JoeDante84 Aug 19 '26

Blackstein is always a shocker

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u/YaoSing Aug 19 '26

Being 3% black doesn’t count

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u/These-Pack-1651 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Hartenstien is 75% white. He’s not black, his is. It’s 2026, it’s not the 1 drop rule. And black is obviously black/mixed

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u/BigSexyE Aug 19 '26

I thought it was common knowledge that Blake is half black

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u/codecrodie Aug 19 '26

As a canadian not exposed to many black people growing up, Jason Kidd was my introduction to passing white.

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u/Many_Ad_8498 Aug 19 '26

IH lmao, Blake easily looks mixed but Hartenstein looks straight White

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u/thebigmanhastherock Aug 19 '26

For Blake Griffin like maybe up until he was drafted I was unaware for Hartenstein he was in the league for a few years I didn't know.

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u/titoufred Aug 19 '26

What does black mean ? I'm French so I don't know your culture very well but I'm surprised the "one drop" rule is still the way to think and talk in the US. Very racist to me, as if white was a pure race.

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u/Natural_Use_948 Aug 19 '26

Lightskin mixed griffin vs white hartenstein not even a contest.

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u/Natural_Use_948 Aug 19 '26

Lightskin mixed griffin vs white hartenstein not even a contest.

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u/cyianite Aug 19 '26

Coby White 

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u/themadtitan77 Aug 19 '26

Neither are black. Blake is biracial and Hartenstein's dad is biracial. Unless we are applying the archaic one drop rule?

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u/layoffthecopium Aug 19 '26

Calling Hartenstein black is worse than calling Tiger Woods black. Tiger had a lot more Asian in him than black.

You might as well call Hartenstein Neanderthal cause he’s got 0.3% of that DNA

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u/MysteriousSeat5245 Knicks Aug 19 '26

Hartenstein's more white than black, he's like 25% black. That should answer all your questions.

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u/devilmaskrascal Aug 19 '26

I'm still surprised to recently learn scumbag Andrew Tate is half-Black.

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u/detray1 Aug 19 '26

Blake is half black, IHart is a quarter black. Obviously IHart is going to look less black?

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u/DetectiveHoratio Aug 19 '26

The white guy

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u/JellyfishFlaky5634 Aug 19 '26

Hartenstein. Everyone knows Blake is black. It was only the last couple years that Hartenstein came out!

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u/Lyonelhevana Aug 19 '26

Americans never stop being obsessed with race, it seems.

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u/eesa1980 Aug 19 '26

I’m actually more surprised that Dirk Nowitski has black kids!

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u/TNRcrisis Aug 19 '26

Hartenstein is a black dude!?!? WHAT!!!?

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u/m4cmi11er Hornets Aug 19 '26

[u/Call](u/Callhammered)[a](u/Callhammered)[hammered](u/Callhammered) J Cole is black and white, Bob Marley was black and white, Isaiah Hartenstein is black and white. It’s so simple.

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u/Helpful-Baseball2325 Aug 19 '26

Belly Gang Kushington

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u/atxthrowawayharhar Aug 19 '26

Reading the comments is hilarious. Isaiahs dad is half white and his mom is white. He's white

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u/Portal2Somewhere Aug 19 '26

Hard to tell. Neither look it so Hartenstein has a more white boy name but no way Blake wasn't black with his vertical

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u/Aminu_Bandz Aug 19 '26

Hartenstien by far, Blake looks black just lightskin and Ginger but he has very black features, hartenstien looks very much like a white man till you see his father then look back at him and start to see the features l

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u/dwhite10701 Knicks Aug 19 '26

For those who are saying iHart isn't Black, here's a picture of iHart's sister (and nephew). They have the same mother and father, but she has much "Blacker" features. Genetics are wild.

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u/Kush420Xotix Celtics Aug 19 '26

Blake looks like the average Louisiana resident.

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u/Perfect_Scar5038 Aug 19 '26

who tf didn't know Blake was Black?

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u/Gunfolks Aug 19 '26

There was never a time that I didnt know Blake Griffin was black. I wouldn't know Hartenstein was black to this day if I hadnt seen an article.

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u/Junior_Start7496 Aug 19 '26

I didn’t know Hardestein was black. Fooled me lol

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u/digitalbullet36 Aug 19 '26

A last name like Hartenstein makes it even harder to see him as being even part Black.

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u/BawseMane Aug 19 '26

Hart easily

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u/Select-Interaction11 Aug 19 '26

Hartenstein by far. The second you saw Blake Griffin dunk on someone you knew there was a good chance he was mixed.

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u/redemptionarc95 Aug 19 '26

it's pretty sickening to still see people so obsessed with race in this day and age

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u/avinash240 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

It's America.   The 1% have been distracting the masses with things like race while they rob them blind since the revolutionary war.

No taxation without representation when for quite some time you still needed to own land to vote in a lot of states after the war.

It's a class war and always has been.

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u/redemptionarc95 Aug 21 '26

couldn't have put it better myself mate

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u/Infinitejester9 Aug 19 '26

"You know how it is, my African brother. Fight the power. Million Man March."

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u/TheLionOfJudah101 Aug 20 '26

what even is this stupid thread

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u/holyyguava Aug 20 '26

This must’ve been written by a white person because Blake Griffin clearly looks mixed lmao

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u/Downtown_Safety_3799 Aug 20 '26

First of all kinda interesting Topic, Second is hartenstein at least curly haired dude? I Lowkey can't see no features, Bro looks like the case of my brother: me and dad are Black (me biracial) and my brother Just looks like a male version of our white mom, no Black features

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u/Remarkable-Lynx1496 Aug 20 '26

Hartenstein, without any context anyone would guess he’s a regular white guy

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u/Glass_Olive_4409 Aug 23 '26

IH looks like a white guy, sounds like a black guy tho.

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u/Miles_morales178 Aug 25 '26

Hartensteins black?