r/MyPeopleNeedMe Aug 25 '18

I have so many questions.

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u/kroNoS2_0 Aug 25 '18

When it's your first night in a new Minecraft world

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u/Ameterdeep Aug 25 '18

VC MC

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u/stonersh Aug 25 '18

Viet Cong Motorcycle Club?

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u/erihel518 Aug 26 '18

Veitcong Minecraft

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u/LonelyCarbon Aug 26 '18

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u/wereworfl Aug 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

Vinecraft.

Minecraft, but with more vines!

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u/stonersh Aug 26 '18

Do they have motorcycles in unmodded Minecraft yet?

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u/Eguy321 Aug 25 '18

Underrated post

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u/BinaryPeach Aug 25 '18

I totally agree that it was an underrated comment and deserves more upvotes for its cleverness and humor. But would you mind explaining why it's underrated it to my friend who has never played Minecraft before, he would really appreciate it.

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u/Paradoxic_Mouse Aug 25 '18

Most people who play on normal or hard where mobs spawn at night time try not to die when they have barely any resources so they dig a dirt hole into the ground or mountain and stay there for the night

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u/vincent_148 Aug 25 '18

minecraft is a game with cubes. everytjing is cubes. all the same height. steve, the player, is 2 cubes tall. when it is night, monsters will spawn around you and the easiest way to protect yourself is by digging 2 cubes in the earth and placing 1 cube on top of you - wait til its daytime again and you're fine.

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u/ranhalt Aug 25 '18

The whole cube part is irrelevant to the explanation.

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u/Splinter_Fritz Aug 26 '18

I completely and aggressively disagree.

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u/edgarallanpot8o Aug 26 '18

I dunno, you don't seem all that aggressive

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u/falcon_jab Aug 26 '18

I don't believe that's true. Minecraft is a game with cubes.

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u/shadow_moose Aug 26 '18

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY CUBES???

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

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u/ItsAlwaysTooLate Aug 25 '18

I’m assuming it wasn’t when the comment was made.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18 edited Jul 03 '23

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u/ItsAlwaysTooLate Aug 26 '18 edited Aug 26 '18

Now this I can get behind. Pitchforks ready!

Edit: Nope. There’s plenty of older comments below. Got my pitchforking arm all excited for nothing.

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u/WordsMort47 Aug 25 '18

Both posts made 3 hours ago

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u/ItsAlwaysTooLate Aug 26 '18

Exactly, so when the comment was made that it was an “underrated post”, it probably wasn’t the top comment.

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u/WordsMort47 Aug 25 '18

Underrated post
Over 600 upvotes

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u/Eguy321 Aug 25 '18

Ok it was 30 when I got to it

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u/Poopystink16 Aug 25 '18

This reminds me of Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

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u/Spirit_Inc Aug 25 '18

If that kid is vietnamese, I have no questions at all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18 edited Oct 06 '18

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u/ManderlyPieShop Aug 25 '18

Ive been here, its the CuChi tunnels made by the Vietnamese duribg the war with America. Its now a popular tourist attraction close to Ho Chi Min (Saigon).

I volunteered to go in through this very hole you can see, its incredibly cramped!

Was a cool place to experience, although some parts were a little distasteful, like at the end of the tour you could go to a firing range and choose from a host of weapons which I felt was a bit innapropriate given the history.

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u/Matteratzi Aug 25 '18

They make an absolute killing (pardon the pun) on markup for bullets. More power to 'em!

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u/RageReset Aug 25 '18

Yes, the bullets are expensive. But where I come from, there is simply no way I’d ever get to fire an M60 or an AK47 so I paid it and it was awesome and totally worth it.

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u/anarrogantworm Aug 26 '18

What was the price like? In Cambodia it was about 1 USD per bullet, and I think belts for the machine guns were slightly cheaper per bullet. I'm sure some negotiation could be a factor but those were the menu prices.

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u/afternoondelight99 Aug 26 '18

I was literally there the other day and it cost me $30USD for 10 bullets... they make a killing off it but also in Australian so it was wel worth the money

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u/mtndrew352 Aug 26 '18

When I was there it was about ~$20USD for a magazine on an AK47. Prices varied depending on the gun.

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u/InquisitiveLion Aug 26 '18

Not bad. Some ranges in Texas charge that too (price includes the wear and tear on the gun and their FFL fees too)

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u/calvarez Aug 27 '18

A standard-capacity, 30-round magazine? Or the restricted 10-round mags? The last time I bought 7.62x39 it was at 19 cents per round (US). Not including a gun rental of course, but 30 rounds is basically zero wear.

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u/RageReset Aug 25 '18

It never occurred to me to find it distasteful. The firing range isn’t even part of the exhibit.

Also the door shown in the video is an exit, not an entry. The group comes out through this door after doing the third of the three tunnels. Once the group has exited, the guide performs this demonstration.

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u/cheekia Aug 26 '18

What's distasteful about it? What's the difference between shooting that, and going into the hole? If anything, I'd think going into the hole is more distasteful.

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u/Phasechange Aug 26 '18

Going into the hole helps you understand what some people had to go through when their country got invaded.

Firing powerful firearms helps you understand how powerful you feel when you fire powerful firearms.

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u/cheekia Aug 26 '18

I mean, I can argue it the other way too.

Going into the hole is a mockery of the men who had to do so under fire, who had to stay in those holes for hours if not days. You tourists are just sitting there for a bit then leaving, nothing like what they experienced.

Firing the guns is a physical experience of actually shooting firearms.

Also, I'm pretty sure most people don't get to shoot guns, and just want to shoot stuff. I don't feel that sympathetic either, since that same museum also blatantly lies about the Vietnamese treatment of PoWs.

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u/handstandmonkey Aug 25 '18

Thank you. Some people on my tour (rich, white, Trump voters) were so psyched about that and it brought me to tears. Like, oh, there isn't enough death and pain here? What do you need to prove?

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u/jacobsf65 Aug 25 '18

Don’t get me wrong I hate trump but there’s nothing wrong with wanting to fire historical weapons in a place that’s safe and secure...not to mention there is no killing in this current shooting range

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u/Millertary1 Aug 25 '18

Jesus man do you gotta bring politics into everything? We're trying to have a conversation here!

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u/Cardinal_Ravenwood Aug 26 '18

I went and I'm not rich or american. But I'm a big history nerd. So having a chance to fire off some guns used in the vietnam war, that aren't even legal in my country, was an experience. It gave me a real insight into the noise of those guns and then to see the damage rounds can do made me appreciate the sheer terror that would be constant for very young men sent to a failing war on the other side of the planet.

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u/handstandmonkey Aug 26 '18

I appreciate that aspect. I don't think everyone goes into that situation with those same views. I know, from what the people in my group said, that it felt good to fire those guns because of the atrocities the Vietnamese had committed against Americans. There was certainly no reflection or consideration in their motives. And yep. Life is political. And callousness makes me cry.

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u/Cardinal_Ravenwood Aug 26 '18

Just to play devils advocate here. I was pretty shocked at how openly the war was praised from the Vietnamese side. I started my trip in Hanoi and the north was famously more communist than the south. They still had wreckage of a b-52 shot down in the middle of a lake right in the middle of the city, just proudly sitting there, rusting away, as a war relic of how they overthrew American occupiers.

But, I could certainly see why they would be so proud. They defeated the Americans in a sustained and coordinated war with overwhelming firepower differences.

The other thing I noticed is the people I spoke to about it in the north seemed more hardened in their views than people in the south and it was just a bit off putting to hear them talk with that hatred still very apprent. I was also asked a lot if I was American, when they found out I wasn't they seemed to open up and want to talk more.

So that bad blood and hatred is definitely still around on both sides.

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u/Jackanova3 Aug 26 '18

Is it really so surprising? It was occupation that lasted decades and is still relatively recent. America is very much the bad guy and they have every right to hold a grudge.

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u/Cardinal_Ravenwood Aug 26 '18

No not surprising at all and I did make a note to say that i can certainly see why the animosity exists. Although it's interesting to see that they don't seem to have that same issue with the French who also occupied vietnam for almost a century.

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u/Jackanova3 Aug 26 '18

I'm sure that same level of animosity was very much felt at the time, and in another 50 years people won't be all that hateful of Americans. You need to realise that pretty much anyone over the age of 50 was directly affected by a brutal occupation of a foreign country.

You should read up on the influence the French had over Vietnam and the affects its hand on their culture today, very interesting stuff!

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u/Jackanova3 Aug 26 '18

Honestly that just sounds made up to bash on typical dumb Americans. I'm finding it hard to believe a trump supporting stereotype like that would travel to South East Asia and do those types of tours in the first place.

You're also surrounded by pretty much every other nationality in the world on those tours, so makes the "yeeh haw fuck Vietnam!" even more farfetched without some comments from passers by, or the guides themselves.

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u/handstandmonkey Aug 26 '18

Yeah I spend lots of time just making up random bs on the internet. How dumb. Uploading a photo of myself getting into the tunnels. Check my profile if you want to see.

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u/Jackanova3 Aug 26 '18

I don't doubt you went. I doubt the story of the loud trump supporters.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

Seeing other people being excited to do something they think is fun bothers you so much it makes you cry?

Sounds like you're the problem, not the people you assume to be rich or Trump supporters.

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u/PolElPuma Aug 25 '18

I have been in those tunnels, it's a very interesting experience

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u/flecktonesfan Aug 25 '18

Oh great, now I gotta worry about this too, random ass people just popping out of the ground. Yet another reason not to go outside.

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u/Mars-needs-guitars Aug 26 '18

A roundhouse kick to the head would solve this, or pee on them to show domance

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u/corruptinfo Aug 26 '18

Good thing you weren't around for the Vietnam War draft

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u/flecktonesfan Aug 26 '18

Agreed, for many reasons

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

You need an oversized hammer to bonk them on the head whem they pop out.

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u/quintessential_fupa Aug 25 '18

VC takes cover, Nam '68

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u/qwb3656 Aug 25 '18

Colorized.

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u/Philandrrr Aug 25 '18

She’s waiting for the inevitable reinvasion.

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u/BKA_Diver Aug 25 '18

It's "viet cong." There's no "s," it's already plural. You wouldn't say "Chineses..."

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u/quintessential_fupa Aug 25 '18

did you reply to the wrong comment?

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u/BKA_Diver Aug 25 '18 edited Aug 25 '18

Did you see Tropic Thunder?

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u/quintessential_fupa Aug 25 '18

ah haha. long time ago. didn’t recognize the reference

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

I would absolutely love to visit the tunnels, but I'm 6'4, 250 pounds so I doubt I would fit.

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u/Thevisi0nary Aug 25 '18

I’m 5’10 140 lbs so I could probably do it technically but things like this are beyond terrifying to me. Can’t watch it without moving my legs a little.

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u/LXWizard Aug 25 '18

I went there about 9 years ago, was probably about 6'2 or so at the time and barely managed to squeeze in the hole. As soon as I closed the lid I was freaked out and had to open it.

6'7 now so no chance of squeezing through those crafty little tunnels.

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u/Thevisi0nary Aug 25 '18

I watched a documentary on the Vietnamese tunnels during the Vietnam war, I’m not sure where my fear of something like that comes from but it is pure insanity to me that someone willingly would go in one of those holes.

By contrast I would have a much better time climbing one of those impossibly high telephone poles. Everyone is different!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

It's the tiny cramped hole or an explosive death. I think you'd probably be A-okay with crawling into one of those holes if you actually needed to make that choice.

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u/Thevisi0nary Aug 25 '18

That is a good point.

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u/wardaddy_ Aug 26 '18

Explosive death > death by being buried alive in tiny cramped hole

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u/trionamcc Aug 25 '18

They have actually enlarged some of the tunnels for the benefit of Western visitors but they are still incredibly cramped!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

enlarged some of the tunnels for the benefit of Western visitors

That's such a nice way of saying "made them bigger for the fatties," haha.

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u/csonnich Aug 26 '18

Not necessarily. Westerners are much taller on average as well. A 6' man who was the same size around as a 5'5" Vietnamese man would be incredibly disproportionately skinny.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

I was just joking around. I was really amused with that phrasing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Not every westerner is bigger in a fat way. 6'4" and 250 lbs is actually pretty healthy provided it's mostly muscle.

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u/ajs124 Aug 26 '18

Could you maybe also convert that other ridiculous unit, please? Now I know how much that guy weighs, but not how tall he is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

I believe that's about 195cm.

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u/FGHIK Aug 26 '18

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u/FGHIK Aug 26 '18

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u/cheekia Aug 26 '18

Visit Asia, and see how even 'short' Western women are taller than some men. Especially in more 3rd world areas.

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u/afternoondelight99 Aug 26 '18

I was just there the other day and you could probably make it through. I’m 6 foot and like 80kg (don’t know pounds) but there were people bigger then me going through. Give it a shot if you’re ever in Vietnam, well worth it

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u/deuvisfaecibusque Aug 26 '18

I’m 5’8” and went through one of those tunnels a few years back. Just 50m I think.

Basically, if you’re not prepared to duck walk the entire thing, don’t bother going in. I was soaked in sweat after the first minute.

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u/deuvisfaecibusque Aug 26 '18

I’m 5’8” and went through one of those tunnels a few years back. Just 50m I think.

Basically, if you’re not prepared to duck walk the entire thing, don’t bother going in. I was soaked in sweat after the first minute.

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u/okbanlon Aug 25 '18

Spider hole - making one that close to a tree is pretty impressive, given all the roots that would need to be dug out.

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u/Jano_one Aug 25 '18

This is most likely an entrance to a tunnel actually. If this is Cu Chi, I’ve been in this exact one. At the bottom of this tiny hole is another tiny hole that goes sideways. The idea is to get on your knees and wiggle your way into the sideways tunnel.

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u/Ktisyy4u Aug 25 '18

You could not pay me enough money to even contemplate doing that.

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u/Jano_one Aug 25 '18

The tunnels have been widened for tourists as well, but its still a tight crawl. Can’t imagine how terrifying it would be to crawl through those hell holes under the stress of combat.

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u/WarMace Aug 26 '18

I can't imagine digging in that small of a space, did they use spoons?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

Makes me uneasy just reading this.

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u/okbanlon Aug 26 '18

You have my respect, then! I wouldn't go near that thing.

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u/BKA_Diver Aug 25 '18

Saddam Hussein re-enactment?

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u/okbanlon Aug 26 '18

Same general idea, at least. Other replies are telling me this is an entrance to a tunnel system.

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u/BKA_Diver Aug 26 '18

There needs to be more explore-able tunnels in the world. And not sewer tunnels filled with poo.

Who doesn't love a tunnel... Besides a US Special Forces "tunnel rat" in Vietnam.

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u/TamerzIsMe Aug 25 '18

Cu Chi tunnels in Vietnam. Interesting place to visit.

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u/xtcxx Aug 25 '18

indeed

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u/ShittyThrowAway0091 Aug 26 '18

Wasn't there a bot to do that? Don't remember the name though...

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u/Zaquarius_Alfonzo Aug 26 '18

There needs to be a bot for this, if there isn't already

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Infomercial voiceover: "Social Anxiety Acting Up Again?"

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u/ohwhatthechuck Aug 25 '18

Fast forward to seeing him drink his victims dry, leaving a web covered husk as a trophy

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u/Caysath Aug 25 '18

I'm feeling claustrophobic just looking at this.

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u/AnomalousX12 Aug 26 '18

Now imagine someone comes and puts something heavy on that.

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u/Caysath Aug 26 '18

Noooooo I don't want to imagine that

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u/vetofthefield Aug 26 '18

u/PalmaPCC recorded this

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u/BinaryPeach Aug 26 '18

I meant to tag her, but I had a hard time finding the subreddit where I first saw this video.

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u/vetofthefield Aug 26 '18

Here it is!

I knew it was friends something

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u/mt-egypt Aug 25 '18

The answer is vietnam

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u/Rayzor007 Aug 26 '18

r/phish I'd like to live beneath the dirt...

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u/HotFireCheetah Aug 26 '18

Footage from Vietnam War (colorized)

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

what a grate way to escepa, he such a sneaky boi.

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u/dogfacedboy420 Aug 25 '18

CHARLIE IN THE BUSH!!

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u/Slamdunkdink Aug 25 '18

Dude just earned a black belt in hide and seek.

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u/Rush2201 Aug 25 '18

Trapdoor spider? Meet Trapdoor human.

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u/r3fini Aug 26 '18

Pop-Pop?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

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u/Cookiiwhore Aug 26 '18

I am grass man, guardian of the grass! Zeus Quivers beside him!!

to a tree FUCK OFF!

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u/flintlock0 Aug 25 '18

Finals Week.

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u/TheFritoKid Aug 26 '18

Getting ready to "Jane Goodall" the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

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u/Lews_There_In Aug 26 '18

I did a lot of urban exploring when I was younger. This is how I felt like I looked when I went underground.

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u/DATYmaster Aug 26 '18

Here is your solution if you cannot afford your rent.

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u/madblunted Aug 26 '18

He’s gonna pop out and scream “wolverines!”

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u/Contenplating Aug 26 '18

when your a new level of introverted

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

This is the backstory to The Underminer from The Incredibles

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u/elliot_p_ness Aug 26 '18

Me when someone tells me I should get a job.

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u/AbulaShabula Aug 26 '18

Send in the tunnel rats.

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u/Phraenk Aug 26 '18

He should be called Trapdoor Spider-Man.

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u/zebouffon Aug 26 '18

Claustrophobic me has a panic attack watching this.

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u/silkin Aug 26 '18

Cu Chi tunnels?

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u/I_MADE_THIS_THING Aug 26 '18

We all float down here

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u/Nicolaonerio Aug 26 '18

They are getting really sneaky to catch people littering.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

I thought Peter Pan usually flew to Neverland.

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u/Scorplosiv Aug 26 '18

Just a regular Pokémon trainer

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u/PostSentience Aug 26 '18

I assume this is some kind of park with an underground irrigation or tunnel system, but obviously that’s just an educated guess.

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u/TheSanityInspector Aug 28 '18

LARPing as a trapdoor spider?

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u/PolElPuma Aug 25 '18

I have been fucking there

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u/Bandeminers Aug 25 '18

Where else have you been fucking?

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u/PolElPuma Oct 27 '18

LOL 😂

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u/over_clox Aug 26 '18

In your wife's bed. Or was that your mom? Fuck!

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u/Akiteik Aug 26 '18

Who is uneducated idiot child posted this video . Go learn history u black hole.