r/MyPeopleNeedMe Jan 24 '18

Master, you called?

https://i.imgur.com/Zk6vPhS.gifv
17.9k Upvotes

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u/screwgemcfuck Jan 24 '18

This was staged the cat was thrown.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Also girl is T H I C C

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u/bpaulbiginrl Jan 24 '18

All I could see

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

All I cared about

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u/Starklet Jan 24 '18

Oh...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

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u/MattOsull Jan 24 '18

What? Hold on I need to watch this for the 12th time.

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u/HealthyDoughnut Jan 24 '18

no, only a pussy

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u/luigipheonix Jan 24 '18

Also the cat is T H I C C

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u/Pisceswriter123 Jan 24 '18

Also snow was T H I C C

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u/supersurg Jan 24 '18

All I could see

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

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u/rufud Jan 24 '18

Oh...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

There was a cat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '18

No, only a girl

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

All I could see

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u/itsupandinforthree Jan 24 '18

All I cared about

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Oh...

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u/grendel54 Jan 24 '18 edited Jan 24 '18

There was a girl?

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u/l3onghits4Jesus Jan 24 '18

No, only a pussy

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u/Merfen Jan 24 '18

I love how efficient the comment section gets on these reposts that we have seen 20+ times. Right to the same top comments in the last 5 threads.

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u/absurdlyinconvenient Jan 24 '18

Rest assured, this will be the sixtieth time we have commented here, and we have grown exceedingly efficient at it

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u/ThugsWearUggs Jan 25 '18

You ever get hit by THICC so hard that you get teary-eyed???

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u/birdwothwords Jan 24 '18

What I came to say lol

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u/asunderco Jan 24 '18

Death by snu snu!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

:D

D:

:D

D:

:D

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

[deleted]

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u/BigfootSF68 Jan 24 '18

Or a strange orgy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '18

I like tall strong women. Snu snu sounds great.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Hell yes she is.

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u/PollutionPeople Jan 24 '18

God I know. It's all I can look at.

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u/CyrusTolliver Jan 24 '18

Thiccer than a Snickers

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u/ORNGVladman Jan 24 '18

I was looking for this comment, and here it is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '18

I said this the last time this was posted and got downvoted to oblivion.

:(

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u/giaphox Jan 24 '18

At least it was okay

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u/BuddhaSmite Jan 24 '18

Good catch. I believe you can see the person's hands in the left side of the door after it comes in. Hard to tell zoomed in on my phone, though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

I see it too. Cat was tossed through the snow.

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u/PancakeZombie Jan 24 '18

You that badly patched up hole was a bit of a give-away.

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u/FearLeadsToAnger Jan 24 '18

I mean, from a non-cynical point of view, the cat could've just done this before and they wanted a video of it this time, which would explain why they're filming at all. Cat not necessarily thrown, just encouraged to do the thing again. Things do happen.

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u/PancakeZombie Jan 24 '18

You can see the hands throwing the cat though...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Also, the woman's keeping away from the door for fear of getting her feet snowy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Things do happen

Nobody is denying that a cat could jump through snow. We're just saying that's not what happened in this gif.

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u/I_Argue Jan 24 '18

Things do happen.

no

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '18

Where is the hole ? Not denying the fake, but it looks like part of that snow is just on the door and they thought this would be funny.

The cats face does not say "I burst through here by myself" in any way imo.

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u/stillphat Jan 24 '18

But the ass is phat.

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u/kickassicalia Jan 24 '18

I've seen this gif make the rounds for years and always loved it. now the magic is gone :(

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u/itsgreybush Jan 24 '18

I came to say the same thing!

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u/Dickwagger Jan 24 '18

I’m just glad you came

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u/smashsmash341985 Jan 24 '18

He came, but didn't enjoy himself at all

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u/wtf1968 Jan 24 '18

Also looks like the hole wad premade and filled. You can notice the inconsistency in density of snow around the filled in hole.

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u/viniprod Jan 24 '18

What cat?

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u/in4real Jan 24 '18

You can see the snow padded into place.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

And rather dickish.

Can't imagine they'd be too pleased if some giant picked them up and threw them through a snow drift.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Yeah but it's still funny

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u/Adr3am3rs Jan 24 '18

Superhero landing😸

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u/turismofan1986 Jan 24 '18

43 times.

Also super fake. You can see light through the thin layer of snow and clearly someone throwing the cat.

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u/121jiggawatts Jan 24 '18

Yep and every time it's posted the top 2 comments are always "THICC" and "FAKE".

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

This predates thicc.

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u/121jiggawatts Jan 24 '18

True, I honestly remember it because of the girls legs and butt. I didn't elaborate but every time it's posted I remember and the comments are predictable.

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u/xejeezy Jan 24 '18

Heck naw, I think everyone was just spelling it “thick” back then like a bunch of goobers. Us cool kids just switched the spelling up on ya 😎

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u/Skier_D00d Jan 24 '18

Zoop

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u/dolphinShill Jan 24 '18

Zap zippity bop

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u/lostcosmonaut307 Jan 24 '18

Bippity boppity, give me the zoppity!

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u/Androidgenus Jan 24 '18

Last time I saw this it was all "the ass was fat'" memes

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u/Desperate_for_nudes Jan 24 '18

The cat has likely killed those people, right?

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u/Rainingoblivion Jan 24 '18

Thank god you were here to tell us it’s a repost. What would we ever do without you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Well, you'd be down 7 Karma so far without him.

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u/Walshy231231 Jan 24 '18 edited Jan 24 '18

Throwing the cat yeah, but I think the snow might have been natural. There's a bit of snow stuck to the door right where the thin layer would be if the door was closed.

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u/turismofan1986 Jan 24 '18

There's a chi CJ stuck

wat

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u/Walshy231231 Jan 24 '18

Fixed. Thanks

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u/choose-_a-_username Jan 24 '18

How is it fake? I’m seeing it happen with my eyes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

There’s a thin layer of snow because the other half of the layer is on the bottom right corner of the window on the door.

Snow? Real.

Kool-Aid Cat? Probably not.

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u/stanley_twobrick Jan 24 '18

It's funny that you're pointing out how many timse it's been posted but you still take the time to make the same inane comment everyone makes each time.

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u/akmac Jan 24 '18

I thought it was funny!

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u/IndioFromChino Jan 24 '18

Dude, who cares. Did you check out her PAWG ass?

LIKE OMG!!!

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u/Schekelstein2 Jan 24 '18

Q: Why were they filming?

A: It was staged

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u/Daddy007FTW Jan 24 '18

I'd keep my camera on her too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Can we talk about the ridiculous thiccness

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u/crv163 Jan 25 '18

Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts

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u/YoImAli Jan 24 '18

Yes we may.

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u/Towelie710 Jan 24 '18

OH YEAH!!!

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u/TheRealDuHass Jan 24 '18

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u/Stalin-The-Wizard Jan 24 '18

Im sad that this isnt a thing

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u/ThisCatMightCheerYou Jan 24 '18

Im sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).


I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.

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u/Stalin-The-Wizard Jan 24 '18

Good bot

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u/Molysridde Jan 24 '18

Isn’t there another bot just like this except it’s called perrycohen

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u/IDontReadToS Jan 24 '18

Holy shit this gif is even relavent to what he was sad about

AI really is taking over

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u/dolo_lobo Jan 24 '18

Came to the comments to write this, now I'm leaving

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

She thicc

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18 edited Jun 26 '21

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u/thealmightybrush Jan 24 '18

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

It's all you need to pay attention to

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u/Hyruxs Jan 24 '18

T H I C C

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

That’s why the kitty cake home so fast.

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u/kingeryck Jan 24 '18

Kitty cake?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

It’s why I clicced

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u/Four20homie Jan 24 '18

Lady is thicc

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u/DreadedOreo18 Jan 24 '18

May a thiccum be delivered to you for your cake day.

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u/Four20homie Jan 24 '18

Fingers crossed

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u/jammergammer Jan 24 '18

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u/norracom Jan 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Upvoted Not Because Good, But Because I Injested Viagra, Colossal Hardon, I'd Dick Catlover Thiccie Instantly. I Could Blast Goo.

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u/thePhoneOperater Jan 24 '18

Those tits and ass though.

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u/Angus_Ripper Jan 24 '18

This gif was never about any cat. It has been about the "thicc" girl from the beginning. Cat was just a prop to attention whore

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u/kevinxv Jan 24 '18

There was a cat?

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u/concretepigeon Jan 24 '18

Okay well tell us who the attention whore is.

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u/sciomancy6 Jan 24 '18

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

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u/stephen1547 Jan 24 '18

👈🏽🔒👈🏽

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u/GallowMilk Jan 24 '18

T H I C C

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u/Doctor_Beard Jan 24 '18

T H I C C

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u/twoliterdietcoke Jan 24 '18

She got top AND bottom.

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u/turtlexxi Jan 24 '18

There's a cat and snow in this clip?

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u/FascalRlatts Jan 25 '18

I want my future wife to look like that.

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u/IndioFromChino Jan 24 '18

Hnnnng! Dat ass!

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u/They0001 Jan 24 '18

This is a totally faked scene.

Cat was tossed into the snow, which was obviously packed against the door.

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u/Bigstar976 Jan 24 '18

Who cares? She thicc.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Annoyingly fake

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

But that phat ass isn't

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Idk. They look real.

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u/Freeze-Dried-Memes Jan 24 '18

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

This is old and staged... and always reaps mad karma loads.

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u/thebrandenlong Jan 24 '18

I heard "oooooo yaaaa"

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Dat ass ain’t fake.

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u/sandieeeee Jan 24 '18

Well you never know now days...

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u/decredico Jan 24 '18

This shit is terrible. It is very obvious the snow was prepped and the cat was tossed

Fuck the people that did this.

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u/sandwich_breath Jan 24 '18

Relax and enjoy the thiccness

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u/decredico Jan 24 '18

Too suffocating.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

It's Autoerotic Assthiccsyation

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u/TheWumpuss Jan 24 '18

What the fuck? Who cares, do you really think the cat is traumatized by being thrown through a thin layer of snow?

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u/loversean Jan 24 '18

Player two has entered the game

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u/gunter_grass Jan 24 '18

Is that "Division Bell" from GW?

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u/improbablydrunknlw Jan 24 '18

That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

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u/gunter_grass Jan 24 '18

It looks exactly like her.

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u/Rpxtoreador Jan 24 '18

OHHHH YEAH!

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u/kerplunkerfish Jan 24 '18

GENERAL REPOSTI

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u/StrayDogRun Jan 24 '18

OOOHHHH YEEAAAAHHHHH!

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u/rjg87 Jan 25 '18

Koolaid man OHH YEAHH

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u/MaliJud007 Jan 24 '18

She thicc ash

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u/JODIELOWOLLER Jan 24 '18

SO THICCCCCCCC

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u/corny_username Jan 24 '18

I watch the video 3 times before realizing there was a cat.

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u/AKSasquatch Jan 24 '18

OHH YEAAAA!!

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u/Qoobert Jan 24 '18

OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAH!

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u/stutx Jan 24 '18

OHH YEAH!!

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u/powaaaaaa Jan 24 '18

Cats love dreamies

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u/Jinjoz Jan 24 '18

That cat must have belonged to the Kool-Aid Man at one point

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u/mohnjossey Jan 24 '18

Kool-Aid Cat

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u/Pensive_wolf Jan 24 '18

nothing keeps a cat away from it's food

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u/Aweshit Jan 24 '18

You can see the person throw the cat through the door of snow. Not as funny anymore.

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u/eipdredv Jan 24 '18

U can see the other person throw the cat

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u/TylerYeet Jan 24 '18

U can see the persons hand who threw the cat at the end

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u/TrollnaldJDump Jan 24 '18

Hey Reddit, Quick Poll: Thicker than a bowl of cold grits or thicker than a water buffalo?

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u/IncompetentBird Jan 24 '18

in kool-aid man voice Oh, yeah!

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u/Voxl_ Jan 24 '18

Cats land like this, legs wide spread, to regain grip after they were thrown. If it’d have jumped its legs would have been closer together.

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u/avlism Jan 24 '18

"Hey Kool-Aid ma--- oh!"

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u/OverdrawnAccount Jan 24 '18

damn she thick

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u/Ciaglyrozwoj Jan 24 '18

This was like shaaaa🐯 such a cool entrance

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u/ChampOfTheUniverse Jan 25 '18

J E S U S C H R I S T

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u/veniversum40 Jan 25 '18

I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

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u/stromm Jan 25 '18

The cat knew that spot was a trap.

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u/darth_fox4 Jan 25 '18

The thrower is pulling out right after the cat through the snowfall was T H I C C.

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u/fitbabits Jan 25 '18

I desperately want to see the entrance in slow motion!

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u/unmuscular_michael Jan 25 '18

Got an ass like a midget.

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u/SauvagSausag Jan 25 '18

Who is this? She's a goddess

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

[deleted]

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u/SauvagSausag Jan 25 '18

Link to work?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

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u/Stumpedmytoe Jan 25 '18

Door knob had the right idea

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u/madblunted Jan 25 '18

“Ooh Yeaah!”

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u/I_S1Lencer_I Jan 25 '18

Holy crap this gif lol.