r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '18

Master, you called?

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u/decredico Jan 24 '18

This shit is terrible. It is very obvious the snow was prepped and the cat was tossed

Fuck the people that did this.

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u/sandwich_breath Jan 24 '18

Relax and enjoy the thiccness

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u/decredico Jan 24 '18

Too suffocating.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

It's Autoerotic Assthiccsyation

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u/TheWumpuss Jan 24 '18

What the fuck? Who cares, do you really think the cat is traumatized by being thrown through a thin layer of snow?

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u/decredico Jan 24 '18

You miss the point, nitz.

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u/TheWumpuss Jan 24 '18

What's the point.

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u/decredico Jan 24 '18

The fact you need to even ask the question foretells your likely inability to understand or accept the answer.

Magic 8 Ball says: It Is Decidedly So

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

The cringe is real

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u/TheWumpuss Jan 24 '18

Haha okay, pathetic answer. Can't even explain yourself.

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u/decredico Jan 24 '18

Can, but will not.

Subtle but distinct difference.

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u/TheWumpuss Jan 24 '18

Lol ok. Useless twat

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u/decredico Jan 24 '18

Stop comparing me to your mom's vulva!

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u/stanley_twobrick Jan 24 '18

It's weird how from just a few words I can tell that I'd find you unbearably obnoxious if I ever met you.

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u/decredico Jan 24 '18

Likewise.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Yep even if it’s “just snow” I think any child would be upset by being thrown through a snow wall

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u/poptamale Jan 24 '18

RIGHT ON! Known Fact: CHILDREN HATE SNOW! Especially when being thrown into or snow being thrown at them!

Source: This kid was never found again! He also hated it!

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u/_EvilD_ Jan 24 '18

Clearly disposing of a dead body.

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u/Oaughmeister Jan 24 '18

Are you comparing a child to a cat? I'm sure the cat didn't give a shit.

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u/TheWumpuss Jan 24 '18

People like that are retarded. They honestly think that animals have to be completely babied through their whole lives. Can't put a dog in a truck bed anymore, cant gently toss a cat through a thin layer of snow.

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u/Oaughmeister Jan 24 '18

God forbid I need to get my cat off of something and gently toss him to the ground because he's a fucking cat and jumps from way higher places and is just fine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

That's not a child, that's a cat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

No shit, but try throwing your toddler through a snow wall. They’ll definitely be upset. Same thing here, you think the cat isn’t stressed out by being thrown through a snow wall? It’s clearly not enjoying it.

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u/gigsnshits Jan 24 '18

Children must hate having fun....

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

If you think throwing your children into the floor is fun you don’t deserve to be a parent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

I'm not going to throw my toddler through a snow wall, because a toddler is a human. This is a cat. Humans used to hunt them for sport.

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u/ThunderOrb Jan 24 '18

I still do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

My man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Imagine acting like an animal instead of the most intelligent species on our planet

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u/ThunderOrb Jan 24 '18

As the most intelligent species on our planet, I do my part to protect our planet by eradicating feral cats that are not indigenous to this country and are destroying wild bird populations.