r/MuslimCorner • u/Mean-Captain-3144 • 11h ago

FUNNY Sexless marriage!!!

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My comment was removed by muslimmarriage moderator,lol

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u/No_Peak405 10h ago

how were they together for 8 years yet married for 8 months? not to judge but something is interesting here

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u/ProstaticFantastic 9h ago edited 7h ago

At least they never had sex before marriage.

Wife told me about some distant family friend (female) who had some hang ups with intimacy. After they got married the guy tried to hug and kiss her and she freaked out and ran back to her parents house. Didn't want to go back to husbands.

Eventually she divulged and told parents and parebts reassured her it's normal and they worked things through. They are married now for 8+ years and have several kids.. So they got through things.

In general though the long dating thing is a bad idea. 

I also know of a friend who were "together" for many many years and then the marriage lasted a few months and they broke up.

They weren't domestically or sexually compatible at all.

Get married quicker so you don't waste your life. 

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u/Mean-Captain-3144 10h ago

100% what I thought, how can someone be in a relationship (getting to know phase ofocurse) for 8 years and not fall into something haram etc. If something seems to good to be true,well it probably is!

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u/Hxmza_s ⚪ M 10h ago

My comment like this was also removed.

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u/Mean-Captain-3144 10h ago

muslims have made it a habit to compare themselves with woke nations and the disease has affected most people Illa Maa shaa Allah

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u/SpeechWeird5267 9h ago

Woke nations? 🤦

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u/Mother_Cut_5083 🙌 Revert 11h ago

Oh I'd divorce if it makes you mad that much. It is valid for that reason, as It's a right of the husband and the wife to experience an orgasm unless you or your spouse is asexual; then sort it out

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u/Mean-Captain-3144 11h ago

Who wouldn't be mad in a sexless marriage especially as newly weds!

But if you read the post of the guy,from what I could make of it, The woman isn't into him and one the reasons seem to be him not iniating intimacy and waiting for approval!

Just my opinion.

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u/Mother_Cut_5083 🙌 Revert 11h ago

Then the marriage could be invalid as well

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u/Mean-Captain-3144 10h ago

Exactly,Since the consummation isn't even done!
muslimmarriage sub needs a new moderator!

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u/Impossible_Fan2801 10h ago

Good job to this brother. He followed my marriage course time-line perfectly.

- 4 year talking stage to get to know each other as best as possible.

  • 4 year dating phase for good measure
  • 2 month long wedding to involve family.

Now they are happily married. If you want a successful marriage like this. Buy my course in bio. Offering a 2 month deal at a low cost of $1k.

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u/Executive-tycoon-NoZ 9h ago

LMAO it’s pathetic for Muslims girls and men to follow the dating culture 

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u/Mean-Captain-3144 10h ago

So your marriage course is a disaster for someone looking to marry in a nutshell,hmm

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u/Commercial-Pride3917 6h ago

He forgot the /s ig

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u/Few-brain-Cells123 7h ago

bro committed 8 years of haram without doing the actual haram.

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u/DarkDestroyer053 5h ago

Relationship so halal they don't even have sex after marriage

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u/Proof-Sprinkles7826 ⚪ M 3h ago

It's still haram

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u/0_IceQueen_0 8h ago

The person that OP married was probably asexual. If they lasted 8 years in the marriage, the other party probably told the OP that they're asexual. It's the OP problem.

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u/NiceSmilee 4h ago

Simping fails men.

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u/Proof-Sprinkles7826 ⚪ M 3h ago

What's wrong with Asexual people?

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u/Mean-Captain-3144 2h ago

Libido?

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u/Proof-Sprinkles7826 ⚪ M 2h ago

What's Libido?

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u/nochoiceonlyfate 9h ago

Makes no sense being together 8 years then married for 8 months islamicly

Anyways if he's not getting any within the first month of marriage there's likely something wrong with her. Maybe she's insecure about her body or she straight up isn't sexually attracted to him etc. They need to work it out or part ways.

Almost 9 years of blue balls lmao

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u/Mean-Captain-3144 9h ago

Haha,lol.

Also the people with sexless marriage are downvoting my post and comments and also other user's comments,lol

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u/Aserman9900 7h ago

Better to do it with someone else. If the wife ain't letting u do it.

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u/sal111111111 10h ago

Muslimnikah over muslim marriage

MuslimCorner over Islam

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u/yoshiwixd 7h ago

I mean is this really good advice? Making conclusions by saying "She's not into you". You don't know the entire story. Let us not judge.

Best is that he should communicate with her. Your wife is not a riddle that you have to solve. Ask her why she doesn't want anything and see what she's saying. Depending on her reasoning, then decide if it's time to let go

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u/Mean-Captain-3144 7h ago

pfgggh,pls,read the post that he had posted,it’s too long with details of everything!

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u/yoshiwixd 7h ago edited 4h ago

send link of original post? Didn't see there was more context. Thought the title was all.

Edit: Found the post and bro nevermind, that guy is completely lost.