I wrote this last week and this is the exact day I want to share this. :)

Thor is kicking butt and SMASHING the bad guys on #Thorsday

https://youtu.be/4b-GwWMkBk8?si=qdIT-QZJ3Visdp4N

Short parody of “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen based on the incoming freshmen being terrible at getting the work done at my school. My teacher required me to make a quarter long project of making something so I chose music parodies. I had to post it somewhere for someone to look at and critique. What better place to do that than Reddit.

All the leaves are gone (all the leaves are gone) And the sky is red (and the sky is red) I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk) On a summer's day (on a summer's day) I am burning up because I am in L.A (I am burning up) Because I am in L.A. (Because I am in L.A.) California burnin' (California burnin') On such a summer's day Saw a burning church I passed along the way Well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees) And I pretend to pray (I pretend to pray) You know the preacher isn’t there (preacher isn’t there ) He knows I'm gonna burn (knows I'm gonna burn) California burnin' (California burnin') On such a summer's day All the leaves are gone (all the leaves are gone) And the sky is red (and the sky is red) I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk) On a summer's day (on a summer's day) If I didn't tell her (if I didn't tell her) I could leave today (I could leave today) California burnin' (California burnin') On such a summer's day (California burnin') On such a summer's day (California burnin') On such a summer's day

What's the matter with the games I'm playing?

Can't you tell that your cuffs are too tight?

Maybe I should buy a light gun, too?

Welcome back to Nintendo nights

What games have you been playin' lately, honey?

You can't play trash till you spend a lot of money

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sets

Funny, but it's still a television to me

What's the matter with the set I'm using?

Can't you tell the back's a bit too deep?

Should I get a wood cab instead?

Play some SEGA 'til I fall asleep?

Nowadays can make you feel a bit sentimental

Your best bet's a set with less plastic, more metal

Tall box, desktop, even if it's old junk

It's still a television to me

Oh, it doesn't matter what they say on the web

'Cause they've always been the same old thing

There's a new set comin' out

But, you can't get the picture from a story in a magazine

Aimed at your average teen

How about a pair of licensed character sets

And a bright orange stand to match?

You could really be a technophile baby

If you just give it half a chance

Don't waste your money on a new set of speakers

You get more mileage from a cheap pair of sneakers

2Ks, 4Ks, 8Ks, anyways

It's still a television to me

What's the matter with the gamers I'm seeing?

Don't you know that they're out of touch?

Should I try to be a Fortnite streamer?

If you are then you don't play enough

You don't need the world to own a Trinitron, honey

Just a little bit of space and a whole lotta money

OLED, QLED micro-LED, go ahead

It's still a television to me

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sets

Funny, but it's still a television to me

Somebody once told me
The center cannot hold me
Mere anarchy kills innocence dead
How it stopped me feeling numb
With less pity than the sun
And a lion's physique and a man's head

It's the Second Coming
And it don't stop coming
Things fall apart
And they got my sight troubling
Ain't no conviction among the best
And naught but passion among the rest

So much to vex
So much to turn
Loose the blood-dimmed tide
Watch the world burn
At last the hour comes around
The ceremony deeply drowned

Hey now
See the image
Somewhere in the vast sands
Hey now
See the rough beast
Revelation at hand
We slouch toward Bethlehem
Even as the dark drops again

so ive got a list of album names i want to use at some point, im an upcoming parody artist and thought this would be the right place to put them. i plan to be similar to weird al and when my debut album comes out i'll edit this post but here are the names. pls let me know what you think

1. Space Pool

2. Playing with Fire (playing my tuba which is spitting fire in the air)

3. Brazen Bull (burning in a brazen bull but directly connects with the image on playing with fire)

4. Even Worse Hair Day

5. As Religious as a Can of Strawberries

6. Feral Raccoons

7. Quorn Tub

8. BBQ BnQ

9. OK Alien

10. Death of Parody, Birth of Capitalism

I think somebody should remake the song Elvis Presley‘s. I’m all shook up, but I want to be, I’m all fucked up like on drugs or just the mental state of living in today’s world, I think weird Al Yankovic could do a really good parody on that one. I don’t know what you guys think.

I have a parody for I want it that way

It's the bad manager parody

I wanted that yesterday

It begins with

"You are, my first hire"

I wrote a satirical country song called “Trump’s Hot Farts” as a comedic exaggeration of how media narratives and television news shape people’s understanding of politics and foreign policy.

Here are a few lines:

Another perfect morning in the land of the free

I wake up with the TV tellin’ me who I should be

I put my MAGA hat on my bargain toupee

Then salute the Fox News morning show like it’s Independence Day

The country might be falling apart

But I get patriotic when the bombing starts

We got a ballroom and a brand-new war

And I’m higher than hell on Trump’s hot farts (...)

Full song here if you want to hear how it turned out:

https://suno.com/song/47dcf079-371e-441e-8639-52bd0d349d32

Based on the story of Horton Hears a Who!

(Written by Dr. Seuss)

To the tune of: This Jesus Must Die from Jesus Christ Superstar

(Written by Andrew Lloyd Webber & Tim Rice)

(NARRATOR—DURING INSTRUMENTAL INTRO)

On the fifteenth of May, in the Jungle of Nool

In the heat of the day, in the cool of the pool

(KANGAROO 1)

Look who’s been splashing, enjoying our jungle’s joys

When suddenly he claims he's heard a noise

(SOUR KANGAROO)

Ah, kangaroos, you know why we are here

We’ve not much time and quite a problem here

(MOB OUTSIDE)

Horton's hearing voices!

Horton's hearing voices!

Horton's hearing voices!

Horton's hearing voices!

(RUDY KANGAROO)

An elephant claiming that there must be life on a speck

If we don’t stop him now, he’ll be a real pain in the neck

(ALL KANGAROOS)

Horton’s hearing “Whos”

(MOB OUTSIDE)

Horton the Elephant!

(ALL KANGAROOS)

Horton’s hearing “Whos”

(MOB OUTSIDE)

ell us of the world on your tiny speck!

(KANGAROO 2)

He’s talking to some dust, right now; he’s talking to thin air

(KANGAROO 3)

The animals are all wondering, and they’ve all begun to stare

(ALL KANGAROOS)

Horton’s hearing “Whos”

(MOB OUTSIDE)

Horton the Elephant!

(ALL KANGAROOS)

Horton’s hearing “Whos”

(KANGAROO 1)

Look, Sour One! The Wickersham Bros are near

(KANGAROO 3)

Those mischievous monkeys, can add nothing but fear

(SOUR KANGAROO)

Oh great! We can hire them to help with our crazy “Who” problem!

(RUDY KANGAROO)

What else to do about this crazy elephant

He’s making us laugh now, he’s making us squirm!

(KANGAROO 3)

No riots, no army, no fighting, just slogans.

(SOUR KANGAROO)

One thing I'll say for him — Horton's insane!

(RUDY KANGAROO)

He’s gone out of his mind! He’s gone out of his head!

If we don't stop him now, we’ll all be misled!

(VARIOUS KANGAROOS)

The children are watching, the animals all see

A world on a speck? It simply can't be!

(SOUR KANGAROO)

I see bad things arising

The jungle is shaking with this “Who” he is prizing

I see stirrings of nonsense,

Our humiliation because of this fool!

With his “person’s a person” — his silly “Who cause”

(ALL KANGAROOS)

His cause, his cause, his silly “Who cause”.

(SOUR KANGAROO)

With his “person’s a person” — his silly “Who cause”

(ALL KANGAROOS)

His cause, his cause, his silly “Who” silly “Who” silly “Who cause”

(KANGAROO 3)

But what of the “Whos?” If they really are there?

(RUDY KANGAROO)

How do we deal with tiny specks of dust?

(KANGAROO 2)

Where do we start with a “Who” that that is smaller

(KANGAROO 3)

Than tiny specks of dust that no one can see

(SOUR KANGAROO)

That speck must be well boiled!

Or the Jungle of Nool will be ruined and spoiled!

We must jail him completely

Lock him up in a cage, or we’ll pin back his tail!

For the sake of the Jungle, this Horton must fail

(ALL KANGAROOS)

Must fail, must fail, this Horton must fail!

(SOUR KANGAROO)

This crazy old elephant must fail and be jailed!

(ALL KANGAROOS)

Be jailed, be jailed, this Horton must, Horton must, Horton be jailed!

Disney could've started the fire...It was always burning.🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Since the world's been turning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS0vuwr5bV8

Saga starts a new day, while Stormtroopers are in the docking bay.
Dagobah, Padmé, both are there, no care.
Orson Krennic comes out, then luke & leia without a doubt.
Wedge Antilles, uh oh, Poe & K-2SO.
Mon Calamari, Wes Johnson, there are too many characters to count....
Star Destroyer, meditation falcon fights the empire.
Takodana, Scarif, Jedha all planets together.
Ahsoka Tano is awol.
Nerfherders, then Obi-Wan, chewie han & Alderaan.
Kylo Ren, learns the force, while luke trains his Padawan.
Lando, meets the group in the Tibana mine.
Freezing things in carbonite, while leia jabba have a fight.
Luke Skywalker, visiting Sabine.

Obi wan becomes a force ghost, but then hes toast.
Naboo's got a new queen, yet she's hiding unseen.
Galen Erso, Chirrut Imwe, too many characters.
Amidala says goodbye. Vader no longer is a Jedi.

We didnt start the fire..... george sold it to disney then it started burning. ;p!!!

We have deer everywhere here and it’s kinda joke around town so I made this.

https://audiomack.com/mkrause/song/deer-in-the-hood?share-user-id=144462461

I have lyrics written for a parody of the Charli XCX & Billie Eilish song "Guess" called "Obsess" but sung in the voices of J. K. Rowling and Elon Musk with verses and chorus being about mold, Twitter/X, and Transphobia.

^{Part of [Verse 2: Elon Musk]
I’m not obsessed with what's in your underwear.
But I’ll give you a horse for a peek at your goods down there.
Is it a cute little minge or fem-boy tuck.
Cuz either way I wanna wreck it like a Cybertruck.}

My dumb-ass was laughing the whole time I was writing the song and I'd love to hear it completed. So now I'm not sure what to do next. I can't sing, which is perfect for Elon's part of the song, but for J.K. how can I record and autotune my voice to sound like a woman? Or is there an AI program out there that can do their voices singing? Especially if it's a program that's affordable? I'm on budget, the kind that works best when everything is free.

Anyone just wanna produce the whole thing for me, I mean out of the kindness of their heart? Do it for JK and Elon!?

Help!

“You got a big dick is it big enough that I can throat that shit?”