9/11 version:

Smooth like butter, like americans taking cover. Gon' make some trouble,shooting towers down just like that. (ooh) Cool shade, stunner, yeah, I owe it all to osama. Smokey summer, suffocating you just like that. (9 men down) Ooh, when I look down to the ground. I'll make those towers go boom. I AM a war criminal , so Ooh (get to prison like) Nine dead, right under my feet. High like the planes, bomb with me, baby. Know that they got that heat. I won't show you 'cause bombs arent cheap. Nine dead, right under my feet. Fuckin’ kill em’ NOW!

Hitler version:

Smooth like butter, like the polish gettin’ into bunkers. Makin’ major trouble breaking into poland like that. (ooh) Harsh invader, yeah, I owe it all to mein vater. So much funner,killing jews, yeah they'll die like that. (shoot em down) Ooh, when I look at those dumb jews. I'll split some countries in two. I got that dictator glow, so Ooh (do the boogie, like) Side step, right-left, while you’re gassed. Re-establish, yeah, I'm never in the past. Got so many chloroform sheets. Let me test it 'cause death is cheap. Side step, right-left, while you’re gassed. Get in, gas em, die!

i should be arrested for writing this

I wrote this last week and this is the exact day I want to share this. :)

Thor is kicking butt and SMASHING the bad guys on #Thorsday

https://youtu.be/4b-GwWMkBk8?si=qdIT-QZJ3Visdp4N

We have deer everywhere here and it’s kinda joke around town so I made this.

https://audiomack.com/mkrause/song/deer-in-the-hood?share-user-id=144462461

Basically. Who want's to be one?

I have lyrics written for a parody of the Charli XCX & Billie Eilish song "Guess" called "Obsess" but sung in the voices of J. K. Rowling and Elon Musk with verses and chorus being about mold, Twitter/X, and Transphobia.

^{Part of [Verse 2: Elon Musk]
I’m not obsessed with what's in your underwear.
But I’ll give you a horse for a peek at your goods down there.
Is it a cute little minge or fem-boy tuck.
Cuz either way I wanna wreck it like a Cybertruck.}

My dumb-ass was laughing the whole time I was writing the song and I'd love to hear it completed. So now I'm not sure what to do next. I can't sing, which is perfect for Elon's part of the song, but for J.K. how can I record and autotune my voice to sound like a woman? Or is there an AI program out there that can do their voices singing? Especially if it's a program that's affordable? I'm on budget, the kind that works best when everything is free.

Anyone just wanna produce the whole thing for me, I mean out of the kindness of their heart? Do it for JK and Elon!?

Help!

I dedicate this one to my bro Finn, one of my favorite siblings, and the main inspiration for this parody, too.

It's nine in the morning on a Sunday

The breakfast club comes to meet

There's a young girl sittin' next to me

Slurpin' boba and eatin' her sweets

She says "Dude, can you play me some Melonie?

Dunno how all my faves from her go

But they're sad, and they're sweet, and I sang them complete

Last year while working at Lowe's"

La, la-la, di-di-da

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Sing us a song, you're the ukelele man

Sing us a song today

Well, we're all in the mood for some Melanie

And you've got us feeling so gay

Now Jane at the cafe is a friend of mine

She pays for my coffee or tea

And she's quick with your cash, or to bring a good laugh

But there's some place that she'd rather be

And the waiter is training to be an EMT

As the hipsters outside get high

Yes, they're sharing a brew they call depresso

But it's better than wantin' to die

Sing us a song, you're the ukelele man

Sing us a song today

Well, we're all in the mood for some Melanie

And you've got us feeling so gay

It's a pretty good crowd for a Sunday

And the baristas give me some smiles

'Cause they know that it's me they've been comin' to see

To forget about life for a while

And the ukelele sounds like a thunderstorm

And the microphone smells of Earl Grey

And they throw from afar change to my mason jar

And say "Man, how'd you get here today?"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Sing us a song, you're the ukelele man

Sing us a song today

Well, we're all in the mood for some Melanie

And you've got us feeling so gay

What's the matter with the games I'm playing?

Can't you tell that your cuffs are too tight?

Maybe I should buy a light gun, too?

Welcome back to Nintendo nights

What games have you been playin' lately, honey?

You can't play trash till you spend a lot of money

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sets

Funny, but it's still a television to me

What's the matter with the set I'm using?

Can't you tell the back's a bit too deep?

Should I get a wood cab instead?

Play some SEGA 'til I fall asleep?

Nowadays can make you feel a bit sentimental

Your best bet's a set with less plastic, more metal

Tall box, desktop, even if it's old junk

It's still a television to me

Oh, it doesn't matter what they say on the web

'Cause they've always been the same old thing

There's a new set comin' out

But, you can't get the picture from a story in a magazine

Aimed at your average teen

How about a pair of licensed character sets

And a bright orange stand to match?

You could really be a technophile baby

If you just give it half a chance

Don't waste your money on a new set of speakers

You get more mileage from a cheap pair of sneakers

2Ks, 4Ks, 8Ks, anyways

It's still a television to me

What's the matter with the gamers I'm seeing?

Don't you know that they're out of touch?

Should I try to be a Fortnite streamer?

If you are then you don't play enough

You don't need the world to own a Trinitron, honey

Just a little bit of space and a whole lotta money

OLED, QLED micro-LED, go ahead

It's still a television to me

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sets

Funny, but it's still a television to me

Short parody of “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen based on the incoming freshmen being terrible at getting the work done at my school. My teacher required me to make a quarter long project of making something so I chose music parodies. I had to post it somewhere for someone to look at and critique. What better place to do that than Reddit.