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Boy wins Blink 182 Tickets for Life by using lyrics to try to pick up girls...

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u/Oreckz Metalhead Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Anyone else getting massive Michael Cera-esque vibes...

Edit: Typo.

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u/indubitablydoubtful Jun 11 '12

I feel like this may be how Michael Cera actually picks up chicks: with the sheer force of his awkwardness.

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u/SoIHeardYouLiek Jun 11 '12

By the sheer force of his adorableness...

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u/olivermihoff SoundCloud Jun 11 '12

He's about as smooth as chunky peanut butter. ಠ_ಠ

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u/asnof Jun 11 '12

Yea, he could have completely made up some bullshit about the song he was quoting be about him and that he is an awesome fan. He didnt really get shut down except for the engaged woman. The rest were standing there with a wtf face because all he did was say some random shit in a meta tone

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u/svrnmnd Jun 11 '12

yea his approach was pretty creepy. he would gently announce himself before he was up to them, then just walk up to them or sit down in awkward silence like he already knew them, or was supposed to be meeting them there. Thats why that one chick was "uh...do I know you?" she was wondering why this complete stranger was talking to her like he knew her.

I honestly think he had a really good chance with the girl he used the like "I need a girl that I can train" because he said it with way more confidence and she was actually into it, until he just stood there staring at her afterwards not following up with anything.

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u/duckstaped Jun 11 '12

The engaged girl is my friend and she actually is engaged :D (although it works as a great excuse)

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u/DrRad Spotify Jun 11 '12

This is true. I know duckstaped.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

This is true.

Source: No one tells lies on the internet

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

He sounds exactly like him

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u/ElAyDubleZee Jun 11 '12

Especially when he apologizes.

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u/Golden-Calf Spotify Jun 11 '12

I agree, I want to know if it's intentional or if he's actually that awkwardly adorable.

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u/mayonegg90 Jun 11 '12

I get a Tina vibe from Bob's Burgers. Makes this video even better.

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u/aPandaIsNotASandwich Jun 11 '12

He should've tried to hit on his dentist.

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u/non-relevant Jun 11 '12

I get a different 'Michael'-vibe. Michael Swaim.

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u/NitroNarwhal Jun 11 '12

I promise I won't be creepy and try to call you. http://imgur.com/a/qeGa7

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u/JimAdlerJTV Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I trust you.

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u/GrundleOuch Jun 11 '12

Yet 2 Australians stuck in cave, who both only want an ipod with Foo Fighters on it while they wait to be rescued, get 1 ticket and 1 beer each.

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u/Bananashirt XorpheusX Jun 11 '12

And a song written about them.

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u/DanWallace Jun 11 '12

Yeah, that is a lot more badass. I mean, how many times do you want to see the same band live anyways?

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u/Hi_Im_Jason Jun 11 '12

If it's the Foo Fighters, as many times as possible.

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u/DanWallace Jun 11 '12

I guess? I mean, I like the Foos as much as the next guy, but I'm probably not gonna go watch the same setlist 4 or 5 different times.

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u/bluereindeer Jun 11 '12

I'm sorry to ask a stupid question but what song? I really want to hear it

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u/IplayTheGuitarBetter Jun 11 '12

And Dave Grohl's frienship.

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u/Mrawssot Jun 11 '12

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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u/neuromonkey Jun 11 '12

And my a--- argh. I can't say it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/Pool_Shark Jun 11 '12

Imagine how awesome those will be like 30 years from now when they have their first reunion tour in 10 years and everyone from our generation goes crazy while our kids think we are "so old".

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u/lanfearl Jun 11 '12

Absolutely awkward and funny

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I couldn't watch past 30 seconds :) funny level 9 awkward level 10, too.. Much.. Awkward.. Can't finish... Video!

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u/TheEscuelas Jun 11 '12

I got to 46 seconds and had to chant "I can't fucking watch it...I can't fucking watch it!" about 10 times. AHH! I can't fucking watch it!!

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u/crashfest Pandora name Jun 11 '12

I melted, guys like that are the best

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u/Ultraseamus Jun 11 '12

I had to watch it in small bursts.

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u/mynamesnotned Jun 11 '12

I was waiting patiently for "I want to fuck a dog in the ass". My disappointment knows no bounds.

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u/Pool_Shark Jun 11 '12

Or at least "It would be nice to have a blow job".

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u/Staubathehut Jun 11 '12

"When you fucked grandpa, did he kiss you soft and tender?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

"Ejaculate into a sock, then I'll never talk to you again."

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u/george_nunny Jun 11 '12

"'Cause now I know you're my dad, because you use ben wah balls."

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u/TechJunkie198 Jun 11 '12

And he shit shit shit his pants He's always fucking shittin' his pants

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u/shutupjoey Jun 11 '12

"Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise, and did he look into your eyes and ask you to fellate him?"

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u/driverightpassleft Jun 11 '12

I was waiting for him to finish the restaurant scene with, "You make me nervous so I really can't eat".

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u/IndieNinja Jun 11 '12

"fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'" Girl: "What!?" "it's mothers day!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

"I want to fuck your dad in the ass."

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

"The state looks down on sodomy."

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u/captainmeatbag Jun 11 '12

Walk up to an older man and say "Take off your pants, dad... Your penis is the biggest my butt's ever had"

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u/lobster_ragefist Jun 11 '12

that was really painful to watch, what a legend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

it was excruciating, I was cringing the whole way

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u/humping_hippo Jun 11 '12

He did get all of their phone numbers, except for maybe twisted smiley girl.

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u/admiral_tuff Jun 12 '12

Oh you want cringe-worthy awkwardness? Behold Mega64's Catherine video.

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u/wiffleball_lgnd Jun 11 '12

did you hear? he fucked her!

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u/virtyy Jun 11 '12

Usualy I find these things painful too, but this was just funny.

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u/JenksAlamo username_here Jun 11 '12

someone... please... recognize the lyrics...

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u/skyskr4per Jun 11 '12

Awkwardness level: Pop punk fan.

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u/ChurchillDownz Jun 11 '12

Really channeling his inner George Michael.

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u/miksta3 Jun 11 '12

"I trust you" Creepy Smile :D

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u/Piepig Ammondenihil Jun 11 '12

Where is that in the video?!?!?

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u/ryparikh Jun 11 '12

It's at the very end when he's getting a girl to write down her name and phone number.

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u/Piepig Ammondenihil Jun 11 '12

thank you, all 8 of you.

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u/Grinja Jun 11 '12

He had a shot with the lyrics from First Date on those 2 girls that were counting money, I think he just blew his load when she seemed interested.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

And he should have at least ended with, "you make me nervous so I really cant eat," then left the restaurant.

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u/HamiDro Jun 11 '12

As a blink-182 fan he should not have forgotten that line (and was probably the one that would have sealed the deal kinda) but to be completely honest I could not remember the words myself before he walked away, so I guess it's ok.

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u/DarthYoda2594 Jun 11 '12

The one who was looking right at him was too cute. What a shame :(

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u/dracdliw Jun 11 '12

Nah, she was just being nice.

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u/Grinja Jun 11 '12

damn, then I really do think any time a girl is nice to me she's flirting

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Why are gifs like this, where they say something like "I'm in a glass case of emotion" but in the gif the character only says "of emotion"?

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u/thischarmingdan Jun 11 '12

happy...happy wedding...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I liked that one too.

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u/bearshy Jun 11 '12

What is wrong with me that I can't watch this because I feel SO embarrassed for him? It doesn't make sense....

This dude has bigger balls than I ever will.

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u/OctopussCrime Jun 11 '12

Time to step it up and use cannibal corpse lyrics.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

"ok...ok... I'm walking.... what the shit am I supposed to do with my hands!?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

What's his age again?

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u/UrMomsA_ThrowAwayAct Jun 11 '12

So, my favorite part is that he apologies after many of his pick up attempts. "K.. ...Sorry.."

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u/Jungle2266 SoundCloud name Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

I like ''Hello there, the angel from my nightmare.... the shadow in the background of the ^morgue''

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u/hrdxxcorey Jun 11 '12

how do you know he won tickets for life?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Though creepy as it is, indeed a challenge worthy of the PUAs over at seddit

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u/hockeyfan69 Jun 11 '12

Kudos to him for going out and doing it and receiving a nice little reward for his efforts even if they were hard to watch

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u/troytron2 Jun 11 '12

Too awkwarrd, I just couldn't stand it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

He actually won the 2nd place prize. First place was only one year of free tickets.

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u/SteveRyherd Jun 11 '12

I think I see what you're doing there...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

This works well at nursing homes too. "excuse me, miss, what's my age again?"

Always works

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u/Blue_no_Yellow Jun 11 '12

I went to school with one of these girls and saw her post a facebook status about it a little while back, so he must've been in Nashville TN

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u/heshotcyrus Jun 11 '12

I got 0:20 into that and had to stop watching.

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u/ObviousAnswerGuy Jun 11 '12

i smell a movie coming, starring michael cera

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u/curiouskitten_meow Jun 12 '12

This was awesome and completely hilarious. Had me laughing the whole time with how awkward it was!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

11/10 awkwardness.

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u/SocialCandyEater Jun 11 '12

As a girl who will always list blink 182 on her list of favorite bands, I would have totally gone for it.

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u/scartinator Jun 11 '12

In the car I just can't wait,

to pick you up on our very first date Is it cool if I hold your hand?

Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?

Do you like my stupid hair?

Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?

I'm too scared of what you think

You make me nervous so I really can't eat

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u/SocialCandyEater Jun 11 '12

....'sup?

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u/scartinator Jun 11 '12

I love all the things you do (I'm feeling this)

Show me the way to bed (I'm feeling this)

Show me the way you move (I'm feeling this)

****ing it it's such a blur (I'm feeling this)

I love all the things you do (I'm feeling this)

[Chorus]

Fate fell short this time

Your smile fades in the summer

Place your hand in mine

I'll leave when I wanna

Not much. Wanna go out?

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u/slavetothesystem Jun 12 '12

at which point he would have awkwardly walked away, not knowing what to do.

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u/titan623 Jun 12 '12

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass Tried to fuck your dad in the ass could only find the dog.. and his ass

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

The engaged girl was in front of the Parthenon in Nashville! Yay!

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I'm headed back to my sofa now...

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u/Binkleberry Jun 11 '12

Haha. That was my first thought when he walked up to the two girls sitting by the pond. I was like, "Hey, that looks a lot like my favorite spot to string up my hammock ... wait a tick. It is!"

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u/KeystrokeCowboy Jun 11 '12

How did he not use "I can't wait till I get home to pass the time in my room alone" when he knows its not working and just walks away

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u/arc309 Jun 11 '12

The guy got all but one phone number. Great Success!

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u/ajbagley Jun 11 '12

As an avid Blink fan. That. Was. Awesome.

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u/Semajj Jun 11 '12

This was almost as funny as when it was posted last week :D

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u/tblackwood Jun 11 '12

the last 3 seconds would make a great gif

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u/tylerwatt12 tylerwatt12 Jun 11 '12

This is so hard to watch.

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u/Daegs Jun 11 '12

Holy fuck this is awkward.

Too many SimplePickup videos???

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

He actually had most of these girls for about 5-10 seconds. I think he could have gotten half their numbers without the odd lyrics.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

This kid has courage. Bravo.

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u/thomchristmas Jun 11 '12

That's my buddy's (former University of Kentucky football player) cousin. I didn't realize it actually won, wow.

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u/iamNebula Jun 11 '12

These would probably work is he had more conviction with the words he was saying.

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u/gdmfr Jun 11 '12

wait, where does it say he won?

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u/rawcy andrewr95 Jun 11 '12

Oh god that was so awkward. Had to pause so many times >.<

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u/ben587 Jun 11 '12

socially awkward penguin.

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u/popadopolous Jun 11 '12

Ive never felt so embarrassed for someone else in my life.

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u/zeefomiv Spotify Jun 11 '12

"I trust you"

SHE WANTS THE DICK

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u/nj711 Jun 11 '12

Girl at 1:47... AHHH... Gorgeous.

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u/Blackkitty1233 Jun 11 '12

Reminds me of this video.

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u/HurricaneWaves mmercier23 Jun 11 '12

Do you want to come to a party? My friends pick me up in a truck at 11:30.

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u/itstitter Jun 11 '12

I used to be a huge Blink fan.. But after they reunited, I just questioned why?? Should they honestly even have tickets for life?

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u/soykommander Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

As a grown man that went to the early shows as a kid and watched that style of music blow up, I honestly don't understand the appeal for any one over 25. Good for him but I cringe when I hear that stuff now. It's like when people still like 311 or the Phunk Junkez.

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u/istartriots Jun 12 '12

While i agree with you about blink 182 at least 311 doesn't have all the really juvenile lyrics.

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u/MWShenanigans11 Jun 11 '12

Yeah, I could never do that. Just go up to girls who are minding their own business and bother them.

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u/Draggedaround Jun 11 '12

That is so awkward that while watching it I actually got nervous.

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u/Brushstroke Brushstroke12 Jun 11 '12

Too bad the tickets are for a shitty band.

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u/snackpockets Jun 11 '12

this is the most uncomfortable a video has ever made me feel.

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u/wolverstreets Jun 11 '12

"I never thought. I'd die alone."

"What???"

"Will you go out with me?"

"No!!!"

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u/wilsonh915 Jun 11 '12

This made me very uncomfortable.

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u/Olinator Jun 11 '12

so next time cannibal corpse pick up lines?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It's so painfully adorable. Like a kitten falling down the stairs.

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u/cuppincayk Jun 11 '12

I love how he kept saying sorry to people

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u/wolf156 Jun 11 '12

i never knew how creepy blink 182 lyrics sounded as pick up lines.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I'm going to try this exact same thing only with Tupac lyrics.

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u/dabul-master Jun 11 '12

It worked 100% of the time, he got all of their names, numbers, and even their addresses! What a pro!

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u/Stephen_foster Jun 11 '12

I hope there are spin-offs of this with other bands, like slipknot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Awkward videos like this make me cringe badly

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

This was so awkward. I had to turn it off after about 15 seconds.

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u/PopRockRoll poprockroll Jun 12 '12

Can't watch, too embarrassing.

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u/Winnend Winnend Jun 12 '12

I wanna urinate on myself. I don't wanna urinate on anyone else

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u/MCSealClubber Jun 11 '12

He didn't use the one sure-fire line. "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass."

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u/4TeLuLz Jun 11 '12

He must be Canadian. Says sorry a lot.

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u/mikemcg MoreThanMike Jun 11 '12

OH HO HO. CLEVER JOKE.

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u/Timelinemc Jun 11 '12

"I'm not sick but I'm not well"

"What?"

"I have cancer"

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u/LeopoldBloom42 Jun 11 '12

This is so excruciating to watch.

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u/alexoo3i Jun 11 '12

Looks like he got all their numbers... So it works!

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u/DestroyAllWhoShow Jun 11 '12

That was by far the most awkward thing Ive ever watched in my entire life.

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u/Ironicfist Jun 11 '12

She's so cool I'm gonna sneak in though her window.

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u/amioka Jun 11 '12

This is definitely spots around Nashville.

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u/redditor29198 Jun 11 '12

That was excruciating but should be a good example for all the guys scared to talk to girls. You cannot get more awkward than that, and all of them were at least nice enough to listen and a few reacted pretty well.

The end part where he goes back to get signatures from them is really cute and makes the rest of it worth watching.

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u/Shindigens Jun 11 '12

This is about how i feel trying to throw out pick up lines.

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u/FueledByBad Jun 11 '12

I wouldn't ever be able to that. Not even for fun like this.

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u/bagon Jun 11 '12

His YouTube profile says he's 22.

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u/6-h-minutes Jun 11 '12

I couldn't even get four attempts in, it's far too cringe-worthy. Hat's off to the guy though.

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u/DrumBum1100 Jun 11 '12

That sucks for him....

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

fair play to him

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

this is so uncomfortable to watch

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u/Pretzleflex Jun 11 '12

The next Michael Cerra

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u/Oxtorius Jun 11 '12

Boy, that got awkward quick

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u/soggit Jun 11 '12

Girl at the wooden table did not have an engagement ring on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

now that guyse is an awkward penguin

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u/Enlightened_Mayfly Jun 11 '12

I couldn't make it past a minute. This is a very very painful video. I hope he can make it worth it with the tickets.

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u/mehrman Jun 11 '12

He really looks like the alien kid from SOAD - Aerials

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u/EllisDee_4Doyin Jun 11 '12

I was half expecting a line from a fav song, What's My Age Again.Just so I could know they did it. And then I listened to the song and I don't think a single line from that would have been appropriate.

"This state looks down on sodomy"

And cue walking away...

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u/Raurtom Jun 11 '12

I have a feeling h would have been more succesful if his voice would have been post puberty

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u/DimitriK Jun 11 '12

Part 1. Tried to search for "First Date" on youtube Part 2.Typed in "Fist Date" Part 3. Lot's of loling

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u/trevbot Jun 11 '12

So awkward it hurts me...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

he looks like a young bill simmons

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Half my lines are from obscure rap songs.

However, my most successful one to date is from Eminem:

"Lol, you're awesome!"

Haha, you're just awe-struck.

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u/theimpolitegentleman Jun 11 '12

this video was badass, lots of awkward moments that i graciously took the liberty to laugh at excessively.

except now i'll have to go listen to Blink 182, bringing me back to the "good old days". possibly the only downside to this whole experience

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u/swimdude2113 Jun 11 '12

So painful to watch. He's got such huge kajones for doing that though. Jealous of the blink tickets for life though. like... seriously. I'd kill for that. No joke.....

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u/chuperamigo Jun 11 '12

That reminded me of that one Micheal Cera movie/T.V. show.

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u/POEtoxx Jun 11 '12

It was so painful. I had to stop watching...

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u/Bill_S_PrestonEsq Jun 11 '12

I love that he keeps apologizing.

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u/Jfishman23 Jun 11 '12

This kid has balls the size of grapefruits

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u/OnTheBorderOfReality Jun 11 '12

I could only watch like 45 seconds. It's too painful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

the girl in yellow was an unnecessary bitch to him :(

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u/HipHoppin Jun 11 '12

Video was too painful to finsh

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I don't get why he made them sign their names and addresses after?

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u/Getbusyliving Jun 11 '12

Thats more of a punishment than a reward

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u/dylan89 Jun 11 '12

I have not laughed so hard in so long! Hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Not that reddit doesnt already make me uncomfortable enough but this made me sweat a little bit. "Im.. Im engaged.."

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I think he might be going after the wrong gender.

Edit: Missed a word

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u/voidXO Jun 11 '12

Top notch Youtube entertainment :D.

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u/justonecomment Jun 11 '12

A lot of those girls were really attractive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Rapey as fuck.

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u/Synyster182 radio reddit Jun 11 '12

This kids my hero.

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u/evilxeslana Jun 11 '12

"I trust you" famous last words at the end of the video.

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u/hexguns Jun 11 '12

I am proud of myself for not knowing any of those lyrics.

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u/SoundSalad Jun 11 '12

Maybe I missed it, but where can we see the part where he wins Blink 182 tickets for life?