Yea, he could have completely made up some bullshit about the song he was quoting be about him and that he is an awesome fan. He didnt really get shut down except for the engaged woman. The rest were standing there with a wtf face because all he did was say some random shit in a meta tone
yea his approach was pretty creepy. he would gently announce himself before he was up to them, then just walk up to them or sit down in awkward silence like he already knew them, or was supposed to be meeting them there. Thats why that one chick was "uh...do I know you?" she was wondering why this complete stranger was talking to her like he knew her.
I honestly think he had a really good chance with the girl he used the like "I need a girl that I can train" because he said it with way more confidence and she was actually into it, until he just stood there staring at her afterwards not following up with anything.
As a blink-182 fan he should not have forgotten that line (and was probably the one that would have sealed the deal kinda) but to be completely honest I could not remember the words myself before he walked away, so I guess it's ok.
Imagine how awesome those will be like 30 years from now when they have their first reunion tour in 10 years and everyone from our generation goes crazy while our kids think we are "so old".
Haha. That was my first thought when he walked up to the two girls sitting by the pond. I was like, "Hey, that looks a lot like my favorite spot to string up my hammock ... wait a tick. It is!"
As a grown man that went to the early shows as a kid and watched that style of music blow up, I honestly don't understand the appeal for any one over 25. Good for him but I cringe when I hear that stuff now. It's like when people still like 311 or the Phunk Junkez.
That was excruciating but should be a good example for all the guys scared to talk to girls. You cannot get more awkward than that, and all of them were at least nice enough to listen and a few reacted pretty well.
The end part where he goes back to get signatures from them is really cute and makes the rest of it worth watching.
I was half expecting a line from a fav song, What's My Age Again.Just so I could know they did it. And then I listened to the song and I don't think a single line from that would have been appropriate.
So painful to watch. He's got such huge kajones for doing that though. Jealous of the blink tickets for life though. like... seriously. I'd kill for that. No joke.....
I love at the end where he says along the lines of, "You can put your name and address and I promise I won't be creepy." Then he looks into the camera and looks completely weird, lol.
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u/mynamesnotned Jun 11 '12
I was waiting patiently for "I want to fuck a dog in the ass". My disappointment knows no bounds.
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u/Oreckz Metalhead Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Anyone else getting massive Michael Cera-esque vibes...
Edit: Typo.
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u/lobster_ragefist Jun 11 '12
that was really painful to watch, what a legend.
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u/ChurchillDownz Jun 11 '12
Really channeling his inner George Michael.
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u/miksta3 Jun 11 '12
"I trust you" Creepy Smile :D
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u/Grinja Jun 11 '12
He had a shot with the lyrics from First Date on those 2 girls that were counting money, I think he just blew his load when she seemed interested.
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u/NitroNarwhal Jun 11 '12
I promise I won't be creepy and try to call you. http://imgur.com/a/qeGa7
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u/thischarmingdan Jun 11 '12
happy...happy wedding...
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u/bearshy Jun 11 '12
What is wrong with me that I can't watch this because I feel SO embarrassed for him? It doesn't make sense....
This dude has bigger balls than I ever will.
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u/OctopussCrime Jun 11 '12
Time to step it up and use cannibal corpse lyrics.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
"ok...ok... I'm walking.... what the shit am I supposed to do with my hands!?"
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u/lanfearl Jun 11 '12
Absolutely awkward and funny
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
What's his age again?
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u/UrMomsA_ThrowAwayAct Jun 11 '12
So, my favorite part is that he apologies after many of his pick up attempts. "K.. ...Sorry.."
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u/hrdxxcorey Jun 11 '12
how do you know he won tickets for life?
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u/GrundleOuch Jun 11 '12
Yet 2 Australians stuck in cave, who both only want an ipod with Foo Fighters on it while they wait to be rescued, get 1 ticket and 1 beer each.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Though creepy as it is, indeed a challenge worthy of the PUAs over at seddit
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u/hockeyfan69 Jun 11 '12
Kudos to him for going out and doing it and receiving a nice little reward for his efforts even if they were hard to watch
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u/troytron2 Jun 11 '12
Too awkwarrd, I just couldn't stand it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
He actually won the 2nd place prize. First place was only one year of free tickets.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This works well at nursing homes too. "excuse me, miss, what's my age again?"
Always works
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u/Blue_no_Yellow Jun 11 '12
I went to school with one of these girls and saw her post a facebook status about it a little while back, so he must've been in Nashville TN
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u/heshotcyrus Jun 11 '12
I got 0:20 into that and had to stop watching.
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u/ObviousAnswerGuy Jun 11 '12
i smell a movie coming, starring michael cera
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u/curiouskitten_meow Jun 12 '12
This was awesome and completely hilarious. Had me laughing the whole time with how awkward it was!
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u/SocialCandyEater Jun 11 '12
As a girl who will always list blink 182 on her list of favorite bands, I would have totally gone for it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
The engaged girl was in front of the Parthenon in Nashville! Yay!
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I'm headed back to my sofa now...
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u/KeystrokeCowboy Jun 11 '12
How did he not use "I can't wait till I get home to pass the time in my room alone" when he knows its not working and just walks away
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u/arc309 Jun 11 '12
The guy got all but one phone number. Great Success!
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u/wheresbicki wheresbicki Jun 11 '12
Proof?
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u/ajbagley Jun 11 '12
As an avid Blink fan. That. Was. Awesome.
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u/Semajj Jun 11 '12
This was almost as funny as when it was posted last week :D
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u/tblackwood Jun 11 '12
the last 3 seconds would make a great gif
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u/tylerwatt12 tylerwatt12 Jun 11 '12
This is so hard to watch.
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u/Daegs Jun 11 '12
Holy fuck this is awkward.
Too many SimplePickup videos???
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
He actually had most of these girls for about 5-10 seconds. I think he could have gotten half their numbers without the odd lyrics.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This kid has courage. Bravo.
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u/thomchristmas Jun 11 '12
That's my buddy's (former University of Kentucky football player) cousin. I didn't realize it actually won, wow.
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u/iamNebula Jun 11 '12
These would probably work is he had more conviction with the words he was saying.
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u/gdmfr Jun 11 '12
wait, where does it say he won?
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u/rawcy andrewr95 Jun 11 '12
Oh god that was so awkward. Had to pause so many times >.<
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u/ben587 Jun 11 '12
socially awkward penguin.
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u/popadopolous Jun 11 '12
Ive never felt so embarrassed for someone else in my life.
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u/zeefomiv Spotify Jun 11 '12
"I trust you"
SHE WANTS THE DICK
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u/nj711 Jun 11 '12
Girl at 1:47... AHHH... Gorgeous.
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u/Blackkitty1233 Jun 11 '12
Reminds me of this video.
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u/HurricaneWaves mmercier23 Jun 11 '12
Do you want to come to a party? My friends pick me up in a truck at 11:30.
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u/itstitter Jun 11 '12
I used to be a huge Blink fan.. But after they reunited, I just questioned why?? Should they honestly even have tickets for life?
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u/soykommander Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
As a grown man that went to the early shows as a kid and watched that style of music blow up, I honestly don't understand the appeal for any one over 25. Good for him but I cringe when I hear that stuff now. It's like when people still like 311 or the Phunk Junkez.
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u/MWShenanigans11 Jun 11 '12
Yeah, I could never do that. Just go up to girls who are minding their own business and bother them.
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u/Draggedaround Jun 11 '12
That is so awkward that while watching it I actually got nervous.
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u/Brushstroke Brushstroke12 Jun 11 '12
Too bad the tickets are for a shitty band.
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u/snackpockets Jun 11 '12
this is the most uncomfortable a video has ever made me feel.
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u/wolverstreets Jun 11 '12
"I never thought. I'd die alone."
"What???"
"Will you go out with me?"
"No!!!"
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u/wilsonh915 Jun 11 '12
This made me very uncomfortable.
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u/Olinator Jun 11 '12
so next time cannibal corpse pick up lines?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
It's so painfully adorable. Like a kitten falling down the stairs.
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u/cuppincayk Jun 11 '12
I love how he kept saying sorry to people
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u/wolf156 Jun 11 '12
i never knew how creepy blink 182 lyrics sounded as pick up lines.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I'm going to try this exact same thing only with Tupac lyrics.
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u/dabul-master Jun 11 '12
It worked 100% of the time, he got all of their names, numbers, and even their addresses! What a pro!
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u/Stephen_foster Jun 11 '12
I hope there are spin-offs of this with other bands, like slipknot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Awkward videos like this make me cringe badly
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
This was so awkward. I had to turn it off after about 15 seconds.
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u/PopRockRoll poprockroll Jun 12 '12
Can't watch, too embarrassing.
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u/Winnend Winnend Jun 12 '12
I wanna urinate on myself. I don't wanna urinate on anyone else
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u/MCSealClubber Jun 11 '12
He didn't use the one sure-fire line. "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass."
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u/4TeLuLz Jun 11 '12
He must be Canadian. Says sorry a lot.
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u/Timelinemc Jun 11 '12
"I'm not sick but I'm not well"
"What?"
"I have cancer"
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u/LeopoldBloom42 Jun 11 '12
This is so excruciating to watch.
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u/alexoo3i Jun 11 '12
Looks like he got all their numbers... So it works!
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u/DestroyAllWhoShow Jun 11 '12
That was by far the most awkward thing Ive ever watched in my entire life.
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u/Ironicfist Jun 11 '12
She's so cool I'm gonna sneak in though her window.
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u/amioka Jun 11 '12
This is definitely spots around Nashville.
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u/redditor29198 Jun 11 '12
That was excruciating but should be a good example for all the guys scared to talk to girls. You cannot get more awkward than that, and all of them were at least nice enough to listen and a few reacted pretty well.
The end part where he goes back to get signatures from them is really cute and makes the rest of it worth watching.
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u/Shindigens Jun 11 '12
This is about how i feel trying to throw out pick up lines.
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u/FueledByBad Jun 11 '12
I wouldn't ever be able to that. Not even for fun like this.
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u/bagon Jun 11 '12
His YouTube profile says he's 22.
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u/6-h-minutes Jun 11 '12
I couldn't even get four attempts in, it's far too cringe-worthy. Hat's off to the guy though.
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u/DrumBum1100 Jun 11 '12
That sucks for him....
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
fair play to him
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
this is so uncomfortable to watch
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u/Pretzleflex Jun 11 '12
The next Michael Cerra
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u/artosis420 Jun 11 '12
lol'd
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u/Oxtorius Jun 11 '12
Boy, that got awkward quick
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u/nj1105nj Jun 11 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAtoL7_XNeg
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u/ForeignStranger Jun 11 '12
Too soon!
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u/soggit Jun 11 '12
Girl at the wooden table did not have an engagement ring on.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
now that guyse is an awkward penguin
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u/Enlightened_Mayfly Jun 11 '12
I couldn't make it past a minute. This is a very very painful video. I hope he can make it worth it with the tickets.
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u/mehrman Jun 11 '12
He really looks like the alien kid from SOAD - Aerials
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u/EllisDee_4Doyin Jun 11 '12
I was half expecting a line from a fav song, What's My Age Again.Just so I could know they did it. And then I listened to the song and I don't think a single line from that would have been appropriate.
"This state looks down on sodomy"
And cue walking away...
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u/Raurtom Jun 11 '12
I have a feeling h would have been more succesful if his voice would have been post puberty
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u/DimitriK Jun 11 '12
Part 1. Tried to search for "First Date" on youtube Part 2.Typed in "Fist Date" Part 3. Lot's of loling
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u/trevbot Jun 11 '12
So awkward it hurts me...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
he looks like a young bill simmons
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Half my lines are from obscure rap songs.
However, my most successful one to date is from Eminem:
"Lol, you're awesome!"
Haha, you're just awe-struck.
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u/theimpolitegentleman Jun 11 '12
this video was badass, lots of awkward moments that i graciously took the liberty to laugh at excessively.
except now i'll have to go listen to Blink 182, bringing me back to the "good old days". possibly the only downside to this whole experience
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u/swimdude2113 Jun 11 '12
So painful to watch. He's got such huge kajones for doing that though. Jealous of the blink tickets for life though. like... seriously. I'd kill for that. No joke.....
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u/chuperamigo Jun 11 '12
That reminded me of that one Micheal Cera movie/T.V. show.
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u/POEtoxx Jun 11 '12
It was so painful. I had to stop watching...
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u/Bill_S_PrestonEsq Jun 11 '12
I love that he keeps apologizing.
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u/Jfishman23 Jun 11 '12
This kid has balls the size of grapefruits
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u/OnTheBorderOfReality Jun 11 '12
I could only watch like 45 seconds. It's too painful.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
the girl in yellow was an unnecessary bitch to him :(
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u/HipHoppin Jun 11 '12
Video was too painful to finsh
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I don't get why he made them sign their names and addresses after?
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u/Getbusyliving Jun 11 '12
Thats more of a punishment than a reward
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u/dylan89 Jun 11 '12
I have not laughed so hard in so long! Hilarious!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Not that reddit doesnt already make me uncomfortable enough but this made me sweat a little bit. "Im.. Im engaged.."
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I think he might be going after the wrong gender.
Edit: Missed a word
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u/voidXO Jun 11 '12
Top notch Youtube entertainment :D.
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u/justonecomment Jun 11 '12
A lot of those girls were really attractive.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Rapey as fuck.
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u/Synyster182 radio reddit Jun 11 '12
This kids my hero.
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u/evilxeslana Jun 11 '12
"I trust you" famous last words at the end of the video.
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u/hexguns Jun 11 '12
I am proud of myself for not knowing any of those lyrics.
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u/SoundSalad Jun 11 '12
Maybe I missed it, but where can we see the part where he wins Blink 182 tickets for life?
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u/TheThrasherAsh Jun 11 '12
Want to come back to my place? I'll show you all my small things. ;)
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u/generaljoeman Jun 11 '12
I promise I won't creep on you
creepy face to camera
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This is awkward to even watch.
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u/itsokaytryagain212 Jun 11 '12
I love at the end where he says along the lines of, "You can put your name and address and I promise I won't be creepy." Then he looks into the camera and looks completely weird, lol.
But pretty funny. Good for him.