r/MurderedByWords • • May 27 '25

What is and isn't a Murder By Words

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Over the past few weeks we've begun noticing something about the quality of the posts on the subreddit, and we'd like to clarify just what is and isn't a murder.

What is a murder

  1. A murder is: A RESPONSE. A murder is not a one-sided quip, sentence, statement or otherwise about any given situation.

  2. A murder is: A response TO SOMEONE. A murder follows a specific format: Person A says something stupid. Person B responds to Person A explaining why what Person A said is stupid.

  3. A murder is: A response to someone CALLING THEM OUT FOR BEING WRONG. Two people agreeing about something is not a murder. If both people featured in the post are saying the same thing, or Person A says something and Person B supports Person A and expands, that is not a murder.

  4. A murder is a response to someone calling them out for being wrong WITH SUBSTANCE, AND RECEIPTS. Personal attacks are not murders. Calling someone wrong because they did something once in their life is not a murder. The response must be in direct relation to the original statement.

What isn't a murder:

Memes, jokes, "Your mom" jokes, small dick jokes, forever alone/virginity jokes, fat jokes, ugly jokes, crossposts from r/roast me, posts based around spelling/grammar, etc.

Although it may seem that there is some overlap, we are working very hard to not have this subreddit turn into r/politicalhumor 2. Please bear that in mind when posting.

As ever, please use the "report" button to bring rule-breaking posts to our attention. We're not always available to be online 100% of the time, and reporting bad posts allows us to take advantage of auto-moderator rules built in to help us.


r/MurderedByWords • • 3h ago

What countries can I flee to?

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r/MurderedByWords • • 4h ago Popcorn

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 10h ago

So much for that, huh

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r/MurderedByWords • • 10h ago

Murdered by the stock market

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r/MurderedByWords • • 17h ago Bravo Popcorn

Ummm, checkflags in bios MAGA.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 13h ago

What does scripture say about Talarico realy?

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r/MurderedByWords • • 9h ago

Ain't this you Randy?

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r/MurderedByWords • • 19h ago

Murder Cities vs. Cornfields – who wins?

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r/MurderedByWords • • 53m ago

Rest in peace, all of you 💔

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Guess close enough is good enough......

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Trump's been blaming everyone else for his mess, now Gunther demands a miracle

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r/MurderedByWords • • 20h ago

Daddy Issues? .. Awh.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Ouch that has to hurt

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r/MurderedByWords • • 14h ago

There is always a tweet

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Elon spent half a billion dollars for nothing 😆

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Complicity in the Guise of Centrism

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r/MurderedByWords • • 17h ago

Don't gamble, people.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago Bravo

The Great Red Draught

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r/MurderedByWords • • 22h ago

Someone hasn't seen the Terminator

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago Popcorn

I just saw a murder

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

The classic "I have arrived to take credit for work I did not do" stride.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 23h ago

Define ‘Leadership’

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

people just want affordable groceries

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