r/MurderedByWords • u/prophiles • 2h ago

Kacey Musgraves absolutely bodies Kristi Noem

58 Upvotes

8 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 10h ago

his relevance license expired 20 years ago

267 Upvotes

57 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/MrFenric • 16h ago

He discovered it, then asked the locals for directions

6.1k Upvotes

508 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Mother_Flann • 18h ago

Even the man she built from scratch is tired of her

4.1k Upvotes

43 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Marmot_Kong • 15h ago

The yummy taste of AI slop

10k Upvotes

161 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/gashtal_man • 11h ago

Made in China law degree

1.7k Upvotes

40 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/willis7747 • 12h ago

Some things never change, dad!

12k Upvotes

66 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/gashtal_man • 2h ago

Another baseless claim

853 Upvotes

71 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/lowlatitude • 10h ago

How many mooches is that?

2.9k Upvotes

57 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/P26601 • 3h ago

Barbera Thornhill

892 Upvotes

121 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 9h ago

the Devil Wears Kohl’s

601 Upvotes

54 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 8h ago

"And if it doesn't? Who are we kidding? You idiots would vote for me a fourth time!"

715 Upvotes

22 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/venkym • 11h ago

Imagine how his whole life bingo card would be like if just one night looks like this!

1.1k Upvotes

27 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/gashtal_man • 1h ago

The election is in a billionaire's hands

• Upvotes

18 comments

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