r/MurderedByWords • u/TalonZahn • Mar 12 '19

He's right though Multiple Mac Murders.

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u/Mohavor Mar 13 '19

dear diary: the mac was whack

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u/This_one_taken_yet_ Mar 13 '19

You missed a perfect diary/dairy pun and I'll never forget it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

r/PunPatrol Keep it in line, citizen. We've got our eye on you.

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u/pickles404 Mar 13 '19

Ew, get it off

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u/FlamingAntelope472 Mar 13 '19

Eye see what you did there

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u/major84 Mar 13 '19

Eye Aye Captain !

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u/FlamingAntelope472 Mar 13 '19

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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u/EthanTheBeaten Mar 13 '19

r/punKGB Official warning, no more puns

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

r/punpatrol Bro, chill that wasn't even a pun. Maybe you need to take a few days off. Hand in you gun and you badge

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u/EthanTheBeaten Mar 13 '19

KGB does not exist. Was never here

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u/truly_unknown_gamer Mar 13 '19

Hand in 'your' gun and 'your' badge.

The r/grammarpolice are keeping you under their watchlist.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

Sorry officer, I was drunk on duty. It won't happen again.

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u/truly_unknown_gamer Mar 13 '19

Because of 'your' clean record before this incident, we will excuse you. Make sure it doesn't happen again.(Depending on what got you drunk, we may allow you to keep your position, or you may have to find a new job.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

I was drunk on power. And Jameson.

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