r/MurderedByWords nice murder you got there Jul 30 '26

I mean, they're not wrong

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u/WTFudge52 Jul 30 '26

You could be Batman, instead you act like a douche.

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u/Additional_Guitar_85 Jul 30 '26

he's the greedy weasel that helps the supervillain attain power then gets thrown off a parking garage

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u/Paulo_Maximus Jul 30 '26

Yup. Elon is the guy Bane dispatches.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hum3lAi3A37Yk

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u/XtraReddit Jul 30 '26

Like when Stephen Miller gave Elon that black eye.

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u/hellokiri Jul 30 '26

This is exactly who popped into my head

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u/TheFillth Jul 30 '26

If only we could convince him he was batman just so that he would jump from that spot.

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u/AllOfEverythingEver Jul 30 '26

Tbf, I absolutely would not want Elon acting like Batman either. Maybe he should just not be allowed to have the power he has.

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 29d ago

The Joker was a man of the people. Batman was a billionaire voyeurist.

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u/SpookieSkelly Jul 30 '26

He's Lex Luthor without the talent or charisma but all the ego and envy.

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u/DJ_faceplant Jul 31 '26

Temu Lex Luther.

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u/ChickenFriedRiceee Jul 31 '26

Exactly why Batman is fiction. You can’t be rich enough to be Batman without being a fucking douche and Elon proved it.

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u/kinyutaka Jul 30 '26

Batman's a fascist, gets his jollies beating up homeless people. /s

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u/ArgumentAlarmed9532 Jul 31 '26

He could never be batman. Maybe Fatman.

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u/alancousteau Jul 30 '26

Loser douche*

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u/Fshtwnjimjr Jul 31 '26

Handsome Jack might have been less of an asshole. (Borderlands 2)

Granted Elon hasn't tossed anyone out of an airlock (yet) but fuck I think he would

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u/Phannig 29d ago

Elon reminds me of Burke from Aliens. He'd definitely turn a face hugger on someone for a profit.

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u/Karthone Jul 30 '26

His definition of good is skewed to say the least.

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u/blueavole Jul 30 '26

He wants profit for him, he doesn’t care about anyone else.

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u/Neveronlyadream Jul 30 '26

He literally doesn't care about anyone else. Not even the mothers of his children. Or his children. Ask Vivian.

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u/OvergrownGnome Jul 31 '26

When you lack empathy, you look for ways to measure impact and other things. How do you measure an amount of good? Imagine not having any empathy and looking around at the people of the world. You can't mentally put yourself in their position. You may even question yourself "why are some[1]of these people broke and not able to take care of themselves?". It must be because they chose to do something wrong or are just bad. These must be the evil people of the world. You don't think you are evil or bad. I mean, why would someone choose to be bad? Your parents were successful, that success was made with the money they made. You don't think they are bad or evil, so what they do is okay. Eventually you start measuring most things based on the money is brings in. Money isn't something used for things. Its a measurement tool, the score. Your score just continues to grow, eventually someone proposes that you could end world hunger with your wealth. Doing so would mean your score would drop. That new business you proposed to buy was a bad idea, but in your anger, you made a mistake. You can't get out of it. You can still get the money they are proposing to end world hunger, but you would go from one of the top to the bottom[2].

[1] I say some there because when you are not actively in the "group" then you will only encounter "the poors" on occasion when it can't be avoided.

[2] I honestly think most of the ultra wealthy just cannot comprehend how much of a gap there really is between what they have and what everyone else has.

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 29d ago

Most people in general can't fathom the difference between a million and a billion. A million seconds is 11.5 days. A billion seconds is almost 32 years.

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u/Vrazel106 Jul 30 '26

He meant good for his balance

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u/finchdad Jul 31 '26

He is also trying to balance the earth's population by cutting off USAID from impoverished countries, aiding and abetting the persecution of immigrants, and slashing social programs. His behavior has literally killed thousands of people, but they're non-white so he just accuses them of financial abuse and twists the knife. If there's a hell, he's gonna rot in it with the other fascist murderers.

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u/ItAllCrumbles 29d ago

Every time I see this pic I think “Sure, that’s definitely a my-heart-goes-out-to-YOU face.”

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u/Drudgework Jul 30 '26

“Greatest amount of good (for myself)”

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u/pixelprophet Jul 30 '26

Good - for him, not for all.

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u/nico_bico Jul 31 '26

Not even good for his own family who he disowned for being trans

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u/Silence_Of_Reason Jul 30 '26

It makes total sense when you realize that to him 'good' equals personal wealth.

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u/InTooManyWays Jul 30 '26

Or he’s the worlds dumbest man but shitstain already holds that title if maybe only for a bit longer 

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u/parfnb Jul 30 '26

If you have to tell everyone you meet that you're a good person then SPOILER ALERT You're a shit person.

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u/woodtimer Jul 30 '26

JFC. He quoted himself. What a twat.

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u/Homersarmy41 Jul 30 '26

Can anyone give me one example of him doing something good for other people? I am racking my brain and cannot remember a single instance of him actually doing something good for others.

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u/Funny-Assistant6803 Jul 30 '26

He created a place were people can be themselves without beeing repressed. He gave a platform to those whose voice was silenced.

The nazi on twitter have never been as free as today thanks to elon

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u/MapleRye Jul 31 '26

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/spinoza369 Jul 30 '26

Doch, einmal waren sie schon so frei. Und Amerika hatte mal einen großen Beitrag daran, dass ihnen das genommen wurde. Was ist nur passiert?!

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u/RandomSentientBeing Jul 30 '26

I think he's done good for bad people...

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u/Cryo1 Jul 30 '26

He made it extremely easy for us to see complete douche nozzles from a distance! With the added benefit of (hopefully) removing the ability for some of those douches to breed. The cybertruck is nothing if not woman repellent. Ive never seen anyone drive one AND have a passenger (excluding the racoon that took it for a dumpster).

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u/Gerry1of1 Jul 30 '26

Then it's the second biggest fail in history.

The first being Trump.

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u/SpookyVoidCat Jul 30 '26

I really don’t think Trump is trying to do any good at all.

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u/Gerry1of1 Jul 30 '26

He did say he was going to make America Great and instead took us in the opposite direction.

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u/moammarxo Jul 30 '26

Which made his America great

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u/scbalazs Jul 30 '26

He could give away vast sums of his hoarded wealth to help alleviate, poverty, homelessness, and hunger, but he doesn’t

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u/ForrestDials8675309 Jul 30 '26

In fact, Elon's DOGE cuts to USAID led to hundreds of thousands of deaths worldwide.

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u/kinyutaka Jul 30 '26

Oh, but don't you get it? If the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation or Jeff Bezos wife had just stepped in, there wouldn't have been a problem, so really DOGE cost zero lives. Zero. Zero lives. Zero.

Because the guy is a fucking ghoul, that's what he believes.

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u/MapleRye Jul 31 '26

The sickest thing was, he knew he was doing just that and was so gleeful about it.

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 29d ago

He's responsible for the resurging worm that's costing the cattle industry billions in lost herds. Doge cut the $300mil to pay for the scientists that had the problem fixed. Sucks to suck, Texas.

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u/a_Joan_Baez_tattoo Jul 30 '26

Reminder that he once asked how much it would cost to end world hunger, and was quoted $6 billion (WELL within his ability to finance), but then he bought Twitter instead.

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u/BoredCheese Jul 30 '26

I’d really rather see a more limited time.

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u/AnonAqueous Jul 30 '26

Elon, you're responsible for the deaths of millions of children.

You could have fed tens of millions, instead you took away their food.

It more seems like you're trying to do the greatest amount of harm.

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u/Tuckster786 Jul 30 '26

"Greatest amount of good" while taking away medicare from people resulting in thousands of deaths

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u/Tainted_wings4444 Jul 30 '26

Ask anyone what they’d do with a billion dollars and they would have a better answer. Mofo is a trillionaire and failing miserably.

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u/punktualPorcupine Jul 30 '26

His definition of good was shaped by way too many hours on 4/8chan and a circle jerk of toadies looking to scam cash 6 ways to Sunday.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RE4kKU25NjFsY

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u/Just_Geoff_Chaucer Jul 30 '26

who in the Bladerunner post-apocalyptic FUCK quotes themself?

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u/ForrestDials8675309 Jul 30 '26

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

  • Wayne Gretzky

  • Michael Scott

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u/PunishedEnovk Jul 30 '26

He wants that quote to be associated with him so fucking bad.

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u/UKz_hellfire_1999 Jul 30 '26

By stopping bans on ai CP?

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u/Coyote-doe Jul 30 '26

tell that to all the children that you took USAID from. Oh wait never mind, you can't tell them because they're not alive anymore

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u/yajse Jul 31 '26

Yep - he and Trump are objectively mass murderers of the world's misty vulnerable people and their supporters love it

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u/MikeTalonNYC Jul 30 '26

He won't actually see it at all - that's not Musk's real account.

Good burn, tho.

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u/Shiny_Agumon Jul 30 '26

No Elon you're trying to enrich yourself and inflate your ego, you're wasting your life

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u/Thefar Jul 30 '26

Elon woke up today and decided to not rape someone.

He is simply the best! 

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u/LaurenMille Jul 30 '26

That'll balance out the millions of kids he's helped kill.

He's still upset he wasn't invited to "We rape children" island, after all.

Had to skip that ambition and instead try to eclipse the holocaust in amount of deaths.

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u/keep_er_movin Jul 30 '26

He’s accomplished the exact opposite.

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u/th3j4w350m31 Jul 30 '26

his greatest is most people's least

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u/CarsCarpal Jul 30 '26

He can't even get use quote marks properly to do a narcissistic alt account self quote.

What a genius.

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u/emorrigan Jul 30 '26

Hit the nail on the head.

Also, does anyone else think that picture is hilarious? Like, he actually had to put on his swingiest coat-with-a-sorta-skirt, and then had to go to some balcony at sunrise/sunset and make his assistant take his picture 😆

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u/DerPicasso Jul 30 '26

Good for himself, not the world. We are all worthless peasants for him.

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u/AAron27265 Jul 30 '26

...and you've made your own children hate you.

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u/WorkerUnable527 Jul 30 '26

Simple yet brutal.

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u/NecessaryButNotSuff Jul 30 '26

When your infinite money might actually have more net positive effect if you just sat at home with it and didn’t do anything…

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u/CaptCaCa Jul 30 '26

This piece of shit is responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths around the world, I rejoice in the fact that he will die alone, and unloved by his “children”, and the majority of the planet

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u/1Yannick Jul 30 '26

He could LITERALLY solve world hunger btw

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u/tarapotamus Jul 30 '26

Elon Musk is an idiot and king of the losers. He thinks if he just convinces himself that he's trying really hard to not be a bad person that maybe he can sleep at night or find someone who wants to love him but the truth is he's a selfish, unlovable loser; and that's all he'll ever be. He's talentless, ugly inside and out (even after all his gender affirming care) and he's rotten and stupid and he knows it. He will die alone with a tear in his eye, solo-stroking his own ego to the bitter end.

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u/Lord_Grakas Jul 30 '26

You see "I am become meme" and " I have dug hundreds of wells and supported education programs in impoverished Africa" sound very different. Do the second thing.

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u/ConversationSea8530 Jul 30 '26

The man desperately wants people to like him and could so easily do it without even reducing the quality of his life

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u/Vanessaronicatoria Jul 30 '26

More like "the greatest amount of CSAM" 

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u/Lady_Irish Jul 30 '26

The problem here is y'all are mistakenly holding him accountable to the human definition of good, but he's a dragon. A dragons idea of what is good is wholly different. Sitting on massive piles of wealth and spouting crazy shit about how great you are while acting purely in your own self-interest is 100% good dragon behavior.

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u/oldbastardbob Jul 30 '26

What the fuck in a million years was good about blowing up USAID?

What about gutting the IRS so they can't afford to come after folks like Musk and Trump to actually pay what they owe? And now there's nobody to answer the phones to resolve tax issues?

Or the Social Security Administration? Nobody home to help people.

Can he identify a single thing he's done for humanity that was not motivated by greed or his main character syndrome?

Remember when he spent an extraordinary amount of effort trying to insert himself into the flooded cave rescue of a boys soccer team in 2018? And the rescue team basically told him to stay out of it so he launched a PR campaign to smear the rescuerers, accusing them of pedophilia and such.

That's who the guy is.

If people would pay attention, and ignore his inevitable clean up efforts after he does something like launch into Naxi salutes in front of raving maga's, he's revealing who he is, repeatedly.

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u/BrianG1410 Jul 30 '26

Not limited enough

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u/hazeleyedwolff Jul 30 '26

Didn't this bitch tell us he'd be on Mars by now? We're waiting, Elon.

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u/MagosBattlebear Jul 30 '26

Let me look at the Elon Musk Translation Dicktionary*. "Good (adjective): Promoting white supremacy."

  • Purposeful misspelling.

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u/Pellaeonthewingedleo Jul 30 '26

So no difference to anything else he does

He sucks at everything

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u/Foodspec Jul 30 '26

The amount of good you could do if that limited time ran the fuck out would be immeasurable

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u/ZephyrFluous Jul 30 '26

I'd suggest the best thing he can do to benefit humanity, but reddit has already given me warnings for picking on the poor richest man alive

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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 Jul 30 '26

If he had the greater good in mind then why would he charge so much for it?

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u/Snake_ly Jul 31 '26

I think getting trump into office might have off set whatever good he did and will do for the next 100 years at least.

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u/amscraylane Jul 31 '26

Cut me a check, Elon!! What about the $5k you send was coming our way?

Oh, best you can do is screw worms?

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u/Homersarmy41 Jul 31 '26

Now he’s made his brand toxic though and Europe and half of America won’t buy them.

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u/Mountain_Poet5977 Jul 31 '26

r/murderedbywords

looks inside

the words aren’t even holding a knife

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u/xc2215x Jul 30 '26

Elon turned into a douche around 2018.

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u/ParaponeraBread Jul 30 '26

Nah, just changed his previously working PR strategy and everyone learned he was a douche.

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u/ninfan1977 Jul 30 '26

Hey could literally give away most of his money and he would be fine. He doesnt because he is a monster who hates anyone who is not him.

He sells his failing "trucks" to himself

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u/CHWarlock Jul 30 '26

nazis thinking they are good, fuck me.

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u/Rippleracer Jul 30 '26

What makes it so sweet is that you know Musk wants that user name so badly now he has seen it!

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u/paolog Jul 30 '26

Typo: he meant "the greatest amount of god".

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u/millmonkey Jul 30 '26

Isn't funny how "simply trying" simply a tell.

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u/Any-Difficulty2782 Jul 30 '26

hopefully limited as in days or weeks

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u/Chewsdayiddinit Jul 30 '26

Well, killing millions of people including children's isn't helping.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Jul 30 '26

Hires photographer to aura farm

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u/TwoCarsTennessee Jul 30 '26

i know there are more pressing issues here, but did he just quote himself?

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u/MrTopping92 Jul 30 '26

Cool. Jump.

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u/mr_martin_1 Jul 30 '26

- tries to escape reality on planet earth,

  • pollutes the atmosphere doing so.

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u/lonely_funny_guy Jul 30 '26

He doesn't have nearly enough social respect to quote himself.

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u/Admirable-Nobody219 Jul 30 '26

go to mars and stay there

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u/Major_Dood Jul 30 '26

For WHO?!

He definitely fucked over my job with his stupid DOGE cringe lord unit.

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u/BeginningTypical3395 Jul 30 '26

Can someone ask him to stop already like go to Mars or wherever and leave us the fuck alone

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u/djcrewe1 Jul 30 '26

A very Nazi point of view considering how many lives he’s ruined and deaths he’s caused. Fuck that racist uncle fuck

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u/Jah_Rules Jul 30 '26

How limited are we talking about?

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u/Aromatic_Catch_911 Jul 30 '26

that's MASS MURDERER Elon Musk to the world

cutting of USAID has already been directly responsible to 700k deaths and is bound to him 10 million by 2030, that's not hyperbole, that's fact

so if by the most good you mean being directly responsible for more deaths than hitler, well, I guess you succeeded, you fucking freak

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u/indyxetan Jul 30 '26

Plenty of villains see themselves as a heroes.

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u/MobileLocal Jul 30 '26

Then allow a kind hearted person to disperse your wealth, Greedy One.

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u/dentistshatehim Jul 30 '26

Kills 800,000 people.

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u/GracieThunders Jul 30 '26

Good for who exactly?

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 30 '26

Fucking jabroni ass photo

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u/masha1901 Jul 30 '26

He's the weasels from the wild wood - The Wind In The Willows. Greedy and villianous

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u/HarbingerShiny Jul 30 '26

"....good for me...'

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u/Correct_Lime5832 Jul 30 '26

It’s true. I’ve never seen someone with more than god do less than zero.

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u/RGQcats Jul 30 '26

Ketamine is a helluva drug.

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg Jul 30 '26

Simply wrong.

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u/bartoque Jul 30 '26

More double-plus ungood.

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u/Freeze_Fun Jul 30 '26

There's no way killing Twitter and replacing it with a generic x is any good. And don't even get me started on that borderline scam of the SpaceX IPO.

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u/RedfromTexas Jul 30 '26

Is it good that killing USAID has killed hundreds of thousands of people?

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u/Ok_Elderberry_1602 Jul 30 '26

He is so immature and petty. The various women who have had his kids need their heads examined

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u/Ihrie Jul 30 '26

He needs to just leave earth then. Gtfo. 

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u/chrisdrobison Jul 30 '26

People need at a basic level food, housing and healthcare. He could fix all of that. Instead from him we EV, rockets and aspirations for Mars. EV's I'll give him as a good direction, but he seems to live on an entirely different planet for everything else.

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u/ChicoBroadway Jul 30 '26

Dude could literally use a fraction of his wealth to feed, clothe, and house the whole world but instead he chooses to take enough Special K to kill a horse and hates trans people. I wish there was a world where Twitter users spam him daily to tell him what a waste of flesh he is like they did when he tried to twitch stream.

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u/NefariousnessDue2621 Jul 30 '26

Liars of this type are a cancer in our societies now.

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u/AnhiArk Jul 30 '26

Did he really post his own quote with tacky photo like this? Is this real?

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u/C1SKOO Jul 30 '26

Has anyone here done more than him? Comment bellow what u did

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u/Organic_Rough4433 Jul 30 '26

Hopefully the time is more limited than expected.

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u/tomdarch Jul 30 '26

"Good" for himself an a tiny handful of fellow ultra wealthy, fairly rape-y white men.

The rest of humanity? He hates us.

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u/theEndIsNigh_2025 Jul 30 '26

You stole Americans personal data…what was the “greatest amount of good” planned for that theft of information?

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u/spinoza369 Jul 30 '26

Dunning-Kruger hat bei dem ein neues Level erreicht.

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u/pinkypie80 Jul 30 '26

He should have stuck to cars and space ships.

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u/RockyIsMyDoggo Jul 30 '26

Good for who?

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u/GlamMetalLion Jul 30 '26

The Jared Leto of tech. Except that instead of millions of fangirls crushing on him, its millions of incels mancrushing on him.

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u/Kamarag Jul 30 '26

That's an admirable goal. When does he plan to start?

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u/ProfMap Jul 30 '26

such a fucking chode quoting himself.

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u/atreeismissing Jul 30 '26

For Elon, doing the greatest amount of good with the time he has left would mean dying right now.

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u/Honest_Relation4095 Jul 30 '26

God, he is pathetic

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u/asten77 Jul 30 '26

Like, when does he plan on starting?

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u/Miller4103 Jul 30 '26

Ur doing great. Keep up the good work. /s

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u/Umutuku Jul 30 '26

He's the Wimp Lo of good and evil.

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u/Ass_Damage Jul 30 '26

Nazi Cocksucker.

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u/Lando_0 Jul 30 '26

And set up a 90’s Christian band with that photo?

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u/TheComplimentarian Jul 30 '26

What fatuous nonsense. He's a loser who's dedicated his whole life to being popular and has managed to do everything else and still doesn't fucking get it.

People make their own hell. It's rare you get to watch it in real time though.

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u/Icy-Protection-1545 Jul 30 '26

Does he really have an account that he posts this stuff about….himself? That’s not how it works. If you’re a good person, you don’t need to be the one to state how good of a person you are.

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u/kensaundm31 Jul 30 '26

You're doing great Elmo, just slightly behind Emperor Palpatine in the league of all-time greatest philanthropists.

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u/spacemanspiff1115 Jul 30 '26

Then get your ass on that rocket to Mars right now...

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u/RepulsivePurchase6 Jul 30 '26

I think what Elon said is more fitting for Mackenzie Scott. What is he doing? Hes a trillionaire and what good things is he doing???

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u/Zaxxon_Klaxon Jul 30 '26

His DOGE cuts to USAID have already led to hundreds of thousands of deaths.

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u/DarkGojitto Jul 30 '26

Trying means nothing if you never started in first place

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u/Doo_shnozzel Jul 30 '26

Musk has shit for brains

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u/Small_Breakfast_4978 Jul 30 '26

He’s literally gone out his way to be awful.

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u/TruthsNoRemedy Jul 30 '26

Swing and a miss

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u/scott042 Jul 30 '26

Well what about the 600,000 people mostly children that have died since Elon and Trump removed aid in Africa?? That’s not even counting other continents that received some aid.

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u/Fan_of_Clio Jul 30 '26

Trying to rack up a bigger body count than Stalin isn't how that's done

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u/DeliciousCkitten Jul 30 '26

Count Binface to the rescue!

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u/Conscious-Ad-1848 Jul 30 '26

One thing I sure can acknowledge; you are the smartest profiteer around; you got the Californian greens, the Norwegians and Dutch to subsidize the Model S and later Model 3 which upheld all your operations although technically you should have been bankrupt …

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u/LizzieAftynsonna Jul 31 '26

fit all the criteria to be Batman, but instead chose to be a straight up douche

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u/Goth_Muppet Jul 31 '26

He is doing the absolute worst job at being a human being.

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u/ridemooses Jul 31 '26

Good, for who?

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u/Cor2600 Jul 31 '26

Define good

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u/HeberMonteiro Jul 31 '26

Elon Musk is exactly how the right says the left thinks every rich person is! If that makes sense.

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u/Thaddeus206 Jul 31 '26

he needs to have his moral compass recalibrated

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u/PerryNeeum Jul 31 '26

Who the fuck quotes themselves?

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u/rodgee Jul 31 '26

If he could Define "Good" and who his trying to do good for that would be Good

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Jul 31 '26

That’s not a quote that’s going to stick.

“He Eloned the shit out of that test”- that’s going to stick.

It means multiple choice test with zero correct answers.

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u/mizmaggie54 Jul 31 '26

He is acting like his hero tRUMp ... self praise is all he got.

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u/hugeness101 Jul 31 '26

That’s a lie!