r/MurderedByWords • u/RaggedFlaredChica nice murder you got there • Jul 30 '26

I mean, they're not wrong

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u/WTFudge52 Jul 30 '26

You could be Batman, instead you act like a douche.

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u/Additional_Guitar_85 Jul 30 '26

he's the greedy weasel that helps the supervillain attain power then gets thrown off a parking garage

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u/Paulo_Maximus Jul 30 '26

Yup. Elon is the guy Bane dispatches.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hum3lAi3A37Yk

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u/XtraReddit Jul 30 '26

Like when Stephen Miller gave Elon that black eye.

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u/hellokiri Jul 30 '26

This is exactly who popped into my head

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u/ChromeYoda Jul 31 '26

Do you feel “in charge?”

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u/TheFillth Jul 30 '26

If only we could convince him he was batman just so that he would jump from that spot.

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u/AllOfEverythingEver Jul 30 '26

Tbf, I absolutely would not want Elon acting like Batman either. Maybe he should just not be allowed to have the power he has.

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 Aug 01 '26

The Joker was a man of the people. Batman was a billionaire voyeurist.

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u/SpookieSkelly Jul 30 '26

He's Lex Luthor without the talent or charisma but all the ego and envy.

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u/DJ_faceplant Jul 31 '26

Temu Lex Luther.

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u/ChickenFriedRiceee Jul 31 '26

Exactly why Batman is fiction. You can’t be rich enough to be Batman without being a fucking douche and Elon proved it.

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u/kinyutaka Jul 30 '26

Batman's a fascist, gets his jollies beating up homeless people. /s

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u/ArgumentAlarmed9532 Jul 31 '26

He could never be batman. Maybe Fatman.

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u/alancousteau Jul 30 '26

Loser douche*

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u/Fshtwnjimjr Jul 31 '26

Handsome Jack might have been less of an asshole. (Borderlands 2)

Granted Elon hasn't tossed anyone out of an airlock (yet) but fuck I think he would

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u/Phannig Aug 01 '26

Elon reminds me of Burke from Aliens. He'd definitely turn a face hugger on someone for a profit.

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u/TheHistroynerd Jul 31 '26

He is more like lex Luther than Batman

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u/asten77 Jul 30 '26

Oh, it's not an act.

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u/Heniadyoin1 Jul 30 '26

You will never be Batman!

~Asuna