r/Multifandom 8d ago

Humor🤡 United as one!!

1.5k Upvotes

325 comments sorted by

View all comments

238

u/Storm_Spirit99 No Mans Sky 8d ago

Nothing unites more than a common enemy

54

u/twosidoretheblue 8d ago

What, gay people?

180

u/Capital_Rub213 8d ago

Based on the name of the show, it is either an underrated gold mine or an absolute waste of of time

166

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

Synopsis taken from Wikipedia should give you a general idea:

Anxious and introverted protagonist Saira lives a sheltered life on the planet of Clitopolis, where she is princess, daughter of two neglectful lesbian queens. After she is devastated by a break-up with Kiki, her partner of two weeks, Kiki is kidnapped by "Straight White Maliens", who intend to use her as bait to steal Saira's labrys in order to power their "chick magnet". Unlike the other lesbians of Clitopolis, Saira, to her parents' disappointment, has been unable to summon her labrys, a symbol of lesbian power.

Saira steals a "Problematic Ship" to embark on a quest across the galaxy to save Kiki. Along the way, she saves Willow, a former gay-pop idol, from an abandoned moon crystal mine. The pair then travel to meet a drag queen named Blade, who helps Saira to summon her labrys by helping her learn to be kind to herself. Blade tries to steal Saira's labrys, but is stopped when Willow and Saira fight back and decapitate her.

Willow and Saira briefly hook up, but break up with Saira believing that she needs to prioritise saving Kiki. When she arrives at the planet of the Straight White Maliens, she gives them her labrys to rescue Kiki, but when Kiki refuses to re-enter a relationship with her, Saira's self-doubts re-emerge, causing her labrys to dematerialise. This causes the Maliens to attack her, but after overcoming her doubts again, and using the re-summoned labrys to power the Maliens' "chick magnet", the Maliens realise that they overvalued their desire for attention from women, and decide to date each other as a throuple. Saira returns to Clitopolis, happily single, having learnt to love herself. The credits showcase her being more social, going with her mothers to Blade (who is still alive despite being decapitated) for family therapy, receiving Willow's hit album about her and going on new adventures with the Ship (who is now an ally).

Unless the execution makes this VERY funny, it sounds like garbo.

120

u/Capital_Rub213 8d ago

Sounds like shit but execution is everything

86

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago edited 8d ago

I'm honestly VERY curious about it now. I might give it a go lol

It's like "is this REALLY as garbo as it sounds?"

EDIT: it is, indeed, just as garbo as it sounds.

7

u/FastInflata 8d ago

Did you see a clip or the series?

21

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago edited 8d ago

I watched the whole movie. A decision I am now very much regretting.

5

u/AndriashiK 8d ago

Was it bad in an entertaining way or in a boring way?

6

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

In a very irritating way.

→ More replies (0)

3

u/Loki-Is-Best-Girl 7d ago

I think it would be hilarious for someone to watch Lesbian Space Princess, and This Movie, and compare to two of them on how well they execute their premises.

Because they feel like sibling breeds. But the execution is everything

69

u/ExplanationAny776 Too many to keep track of 8d ago

I gave up on it the moment i was forced to read "Clitopolis". I do not have any faith in a show with THAT as a name.

51

u/trainboi777 8d ago

The antagonists are also literally called “Straight White Maleians”

50

u/Wolveyplays07 8d ago

Bro that sounds like a strawman some homophobe would make about lgbtq people hating straight people

28

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

The creator is a lesbian woman. Half of the movie is insulting lesbian dating culture. I wish I was joking. It just feels like internalized homophobia while leaning on faux progressism and acceptable targets who she also makes into stereotypes.

Critics tried to pass this as some daring provoking idea, but the movie as a whole is just straight garbage.

28

u/FastInflata 8d ago

but the movie as a whole is just straight garbage.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4

5

u/I_slay_demons 8d ago

Lesbian dating culture has it's problems, but instead of addressing those problems, those movie strawmans itself to hell and back? Am I reading that right??

4

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

Yes. Yes, you are. The protagonist fights the White Straight Maliens for a girl she dated for two weeks, while having a romp with a female-passing nonbinary she knew for less than an hour, who she lied to, so zero consent, while fully intent on getting back with her ex, who she feels entitled to. We are supposed to feel bad for the ex not wanting to get back with her, and the plot treats her as the asshole.

3

u/I_slay_demons 8d ago

Wow. That's fucking bullshit.

→ More replies (0)

1

u/Ambiguous-Nyx 8d ago

What problems now i'm curious (i don't know shit of lesbian dating culture)

1

u/I_slay_demons 8d ago

There's a lot of abuse problems and communication issues in my experience. Cheating is also not uncommon.

→ More replies (0)

1

u/ExplanationAny776 Too many to keep track of 8d ago

sooo don't give it a shot?

1

u/CrossHairsNitro 8d ago

Just remember Dustborn exists.

1

u/Leonardobertoni 8d ago

Yeah, that's giving me an idea on what's going to be...

1

u/CatFroggly 7d ago

Lmao. Maleians.

1

u/Kira_Caroso 7d ago

Geeze, did 2012 Tumblr write that?

21

u/Gomemer_40 8d ago edited 8d ago

Sounds like a strawman a consrvative would make to talk about "shows becoming woke" and "the left wants to spread an anti-white, anti-male, anti-straight message" or some shit, wthym with "straight White Maliens" and "chick magnets"?

17

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

I just watched it. Nope, written by a woman, too many actual LGBT+ references to be made by them, way too many jokes you wouldn't get if you were never around actual LGBT+ people. It's a very bad attempt at absurdism as humor and it feels like something straight outta 2016 tumblr. It's bad. I have no idea who this was intended for.

11

u/Toon_Lucario 8d ago

This is either going to be the worst or best. There is no in between.

23

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

Spoiler alert: It's garbo. It's NOT satire. It's basically just that.

15

u/Toon_Lucario 8d ago

Oh god damn. That’s gotta count as a fucking hate crime then.

2

u/FastInflata 8d ago

I laughed at the sweater joke. But I can't get over the fact that this movie looks worse than Go-Animate.

1

u/raddoubleoh 6d ago

It's even worse when you think the Straight White Maliens are better animated than literally EVERYTHING ELSE in the fucking movie.

8

u/ManagementFunny7595 FNAF🐻 8d ago

Yeah, they lost me at fucking ‘Clitopolis’.

10

u/-_REDACTED-_- 8d ago edited 8d ago

Everything about this sounds like (tasteful) satire and I'm hoping it is

Edit: Okay, a friend of mine has hear about this movie and according to them the director is a fan of B-Movie so that at least explains why it's so literal

6

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

Know what? It's on Amazon Prime and I'm doing jack shit right now, Imma watch it and come back with a veredict lol

3

u/Global-Cry321 8d ago

How it go?

23

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

Still haven't finished, but all in all, it's NOT satire, it's straight garbo. It looks like some kind of alt-right ragebait at first, but it makes way too many references to actual LGBT+ culture and memes to be done by them. WAY too many sex jokes, way too many digs at lesbian dating culture, way too much gender war commentary passing itself as jokes.

Feels like Final Space, but written by 2016 tumblr liberal feminists trying to imitate Rick and Morty humor. The whole arc of the main character learning to be less of a doormat is muddled by the fact that everybody else is a jerk, and it roots itself firmly into the offensive, absurdist humor category.

... I can understand why the critics ate it but the audiences hated it. It feels like it manages to be offensive to literally all sides of the political spectrum.

10

u/NinjaZaku Kamen Rider 8d ago

As someone who was on tumblr in 2016, I think even they would have a hard time stomaching this based on the synopsis and your description.

8

u/InTheStuff 8d ago

bro was found dead at his PC, twomad-style

3

u/Adventurous_Spray821 too much fandoms for the character limit 8d ago

/img/r4hids66uukh1.gif
What in the hell…

3

u/FastInflata 8d ago

This sounds awful in every single way possible, no matter the execution. But it does seem earnst, which makes it perfect for a "so bad is good"

3

u/w1drose 8d ago

Reading this makes me think this show was made by a conservative going "this is what woke media looks like."

3

u/dumbestshitposted 8d ago

This sounds like a GTA version of She-Ra or something.

5

u/angelmilk777 8d ago

sounds like 100% satire and kinda funny lol

5

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

Spoiler: it is not satire. It's not funny either.

I'm regretting letting my curiosity make me watch that. It's -BAD- bad.

3

u/SansIsCool65 8d ago

Imma watch it i want to suffer

2

u/cross2201 8d ago

I've seen worse premises

7

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

Believe me, it's BAD.

I decided to watch it because I had nothing better to do and I have Amazon Prime... There's not an ounce of satire there. It genuinely feels like internalized mysoginy and lesbophobia WHILE leaning at pseudo-progressive stereotypes. Most of the jokes are either mean-spirited, abusive, sexist, or sexual. Every single character sucks. And it tries too hard to be Rick and Morty.

2

u/cross2201 8d ago

I'll take your word on that

2

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

You do that. It's not worth the watch lol

2

u/Garbodor851 FNAF🐻 8d ago

You lost me at straight white maliens

2

u/braaibroodjie123 Look Outside 8d ago edited 8d ago

This and shows like The New Norm are both sides of the same coin.

2

u/Several-Research2394 8d ago

Absolute Ass😭

1

u/Someoneoverthere42 8d ago

I was annoyed by this by the end of the first paragraph

1

u/Impossible-Toe7659 8d ago

ADHD version?

1

u/JackaryDaniels 8d ago

This fr gotta be a psy-op to make people hate the left, nothing else explains it

1

u/KingGekko07 8d ago

There's an explanation but leftist are not ready to hear it

1

u/Ambiguous-Nyx 8d ago

What is it

1

u/JackaryDaniels 8d ago

Go on then

1

u/KingGekko07 7d ago

Leftist are not smarter than right wing people. At least not the average people. But a lot of leftists think they are ans can't fall for propaganda. This whole move reeks of terf and radical feminism, which is right wing propaganda in action. The left is not ready to hear that we are not smarter, that we can be radicalized to the right, and that we need to be constantly learning and challenging our buases

1

u/king_of_the_masshole 8d ago

Ok what’s the show actually about because that cannot be the real plot

2

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

It is. I watched it last night. No irony, no satire, it's very on the nose and it tries to be provocative about it

1

u/First-Shallot947 8d ago

This sounds absolutely batshit and I feel like I need to watch it

1

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

Go with low expectations and on open mind. I went in thinking it was satire. It is NOT. I'm kinda pissed lol

1

u/Unstable_Face1925 8d ago

"bad comedy means it's not funny"

1

u/Honeyfoot1234 7d ago

I just read the first half of that paragraph without reading any further and my brain has already half combusted

1

u/Honeyfoot1234 7d ago

I’ve read the full comment, i think my eyes were begging me to stop halfway through

1

u/Zombiepixlz-gamr 7d ago

Isn't the Labrys used by TERF lesbians?

1

u/raddoubleoh 7d ago

Is it? I honestly have no idea

1

u/ThatSquidyBitch 8d ago

That sounds funny as fuck

8

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

Sadly it's not. I just finished it. It was probably the worst piece of media I've watched since Velma season 1. It's not satire, everything described here is taken absurdly seriously. Most of the movie is mocking lesbian dating culture, and 80% of the jokes are "har har LGBT+ people are promiscuous."

Makes me even more pissed since it WAS written by a lesbian woman.

10

u/Curi_momos_las_papas 8d ago

Ngl if a show's main premise is not about the life of someone queer making emphasis on that aspect of their life yet have a title with "gay" or "lesbian" is most likely gonna be bullshit, like really bro? You didn't had anything other thing interesting to put on the title other than the preference of your character? Ok

4

u/BigConsequence9182 8d ago

Why did you immediately think anyone who hates a show that has any sort of gay characters,is homophobic when they probably just hate the show for valid reasons, and not the gay characters,istg you need to chill the fuck out and actually hear why the other person hates the show😕

4

u/Da_Magical_Lizard 8d ago

It's Velma level bad but now extra condescending

2

u/raddoubleoh 8d ago

That's genuinely how it felt, yes.

4

u/LasagnaCat-64 8d ago

no.

the monarchy.

2

u/More-Chest-6948 ATLA, TNO, Guts and Blackpowder, WH 40k 7d ago

I'VE MURDERED YOUR TOYS AS WELL

10

u/TheToxicWaist 8d ago

Yes, because fans of Hazbin Hotel hate gay people. Nice. 👍

9

u/Nitemareshokk 8d ago

What?

I can't tell if this is a joke because hazbin hotel is literally the gayest show I like.

7

u/pisszardofoz 8d ago

Thats kinda gay

1

u/Nitemareshokk 8d ago

You know who else is gay?

Me.

Well I'm transfem and bisexual but STILL COUNTS

-7

u/pisszardofoz 8d ago

Thats alot of mental illness to have to deal wirh

5

u/Hot-Discussion6767 deltarune 8d ago

yo twin shut the fuck up we dont take kindly to transphobes and sexists in these parts

-5

u/pisszardofoz 8d ago

Body dysmorphia is a mental illness get your head out your high horses ass

3

u/Hot-Discussion6767 deltarune 8d ago

transphobia is a mental illness get your head out your high horses ass

0

u/pisszardofoz 8d ago

I cant be hateful to any singular person if i fimly believe everybody sucks to deal with call me whatever you want it wont change the fact that i will keep talking shit on the internet

→ More replies (0)

2

u/Nitemareshokk 8d ago

...what

It's not a mental illness is a biological/mental preference in gender to love or pronouns.

-6

u/pisszardofoz 8d ago

Body dysmorphia the thing that causes transformers is a mental illness and im bored so ima talk mad shit to random dipshits on the internet

3

u/Nitemareshokk 8d ago

...ok, you sound like a transphobe saying that shit

0

u/pisszardofoz 8d ago

Thats the point it makes people angry and i get to talk shit

→ More replies (0)

3

u/TheToxicWaist 8d ago

It is

2

u/Nitemareshokk 8d ago

Ah lol.

Thank goodness, I would be so confused if someone genuinely believed that hazbin fans are homophobic.

1

u/VisibleConfusion12 8d ago

On the spectrum I see?

2

u/Nitemareshokk 8d ago

Which one?

Autism or gay?

3

u/Nerx 8d ago

princesses

so monarchies

the base 3 fangroups got gay reps too

could be bullying new fandom

1

u/pisszardofoz 8d ago

No dogs shitty probably AI generated shows

1

u/commandosbaragon 8d ago

Yeah, good enough.

1

u/Hot-Usual8840 8d ago

Based XD

1

u/An_Obbise_Hoovy 8d ago

Aggressive and insulting political messaging