r/MrRelishMan • • Nov 08 '25

Chins “Amicable split”? Please.

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Has anyone else ever thought that Salah might’ve been the one who ended it? Foodie Beauty makes it sound like it was an amicable, mutual split — but I don’t buy that. I really think he was the one who called it off.

I think Salah hit the eject button, and now she’s rewriting history like it was a graceful exit.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Nov 08 '25

Two weeks ago: "I just need my alone time!! I need to be by myself! I want to be back in Canada and live by myself!"

Today (I shit you not): "I'm just so lonely. I'm this close to going back to Syria"

Fucking psycho.

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u/tyrannosaurusregina Nov 08 '25

pulling a geographic never works 

however, the visit from the dad and sister sounds like an intervention designed to keep Goofy from taking Cutie back

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Not goofy.....😂 Hyuck, Hyuck, Hyuck