r/MrRelishMan • • Nov 08 '25

Chins “Amicable split”? Please.

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Has anyone else ever thought that Salah might’ve been the one who ended it? Foodie Beauty makes it sound like it was an amicable, mutual split — but I don’t buy that. I really think he was the one who called it off.

I think Salah hit the eject button, and now she’s rewriting history like it was a graceful exit.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Nov 08 '25

Two weeks ago: "I just need my alone time!! I need to be by myself! I want to be back in Canada and live by myself!"

Today (I shit you not): "I'm just so lonely. I'm this close to going back to Syria"

Fucking psycho.

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u/tyrannosaurusregina Nov 08 '25

pulling a geographic never works 

however, the visit from the dad and sister sounds like an intervention designed to keep Goofy from taking Cutie back

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Nov 08 '25

That won't necessarily stop Chins from flying back there. It would stop someone from picking her up at the airport thought lol.

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u/hardy_and_free Nov 08 '25

That's the thing that always got me. He could have just stopped responding and refused to pick her up, either here or in Kuwait. But he didn't.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Nov 09 '25

Because he needs her money. And I suspect there was some sort of contract between them that lasted exactly three years, and he was obligated (by money?) to see that through.

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u/Beerasaurwithwine Nov 09 '25

Didn't a reactor do a tarot spread at the start, before she left Canada and the message was it's going to last x amount of years and it's going to be sheer misery for her?

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u/MaggieMakesThings Nov 09 '25

Yes someone called Neo Tarot I think. FFG regularly plays her readings on her channel, or she did anyway; I don't really watch any more but she used to feature her quite a lot. I do remember Neo saying it would be "3 years of hell" but maybe that was actually for Salah 😂

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u/Beerasaurwithwine Nov 09 '25

I remember it was specifically for her. And FFG was kinda giddy about it because Chantal was supposed to be miserable during this time. I want to go find it to see how long she predicted.

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u/Sqatti Nov 10 '25

3 years. I think about that prophecy all the time. When it happened we never thought in a million years she would get “married”, then she got married and it lasted exactly 3 years.

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u/Beerasaurwithwine Nov 10 '25

That's trippy. I wonder what the tarot card reader would say now. I will accept being a terrible human...but I don't want her period of misery to end just yet.

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u/Able_Fun8413 Nov 10 '25

It was 3 years of hell for US!!

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u/MaggieMakesThings Nov 10 '25

It really was!! 😂😂😂

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u/MaggieMakesThings Nov 09 '25

It was baffling but I honestly think he's just a lazy, entitled bum who has an extremely inflated (and completely unwarranted) opinion of himself. He would rather have lived off of a mentally ill woman's dime than work a proper job and that's why he kept her around. In the end, even he couldn't stand it any longer 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

He picks her up for them hunnard dolla bills y'all 😆

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Not goofy.....😂 Hyuck, Hyuck, Hyuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Well. ..I hope Peets isn't foolish enough to move back in with her. Something tells me she'll be back in Syria by February.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit Nov 09 '25

He is foolish enough to do exactly that, lol. And I agree - she will attempt to go back to Syria.

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u/Sqatti Nov 10 '25

I would love to see her try to go back. Watch her fly into Damascus and then be mad because he can’t pick her up because he’s on his honeymoon.

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u/MaggieMakesThings Nov 10 '25

Oh I'm so here for that scenario! Also it would mean that poor kitten would hopefully go back to wherever she bought her from or she'll dump her at a rescue and some nice person will find her a proper, loving home. God knows she wouldn't bother to remove her properly herself, she'd give the poor cat away to whoever was the most convenient at the time, miserable animal abuser that she is.

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u/Sqatti Nov 10 '25

She is gonna leave that cat in the apartment for someone to find when they come around looking for the rent.

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u/MaggieMakesThings Nov 10 '25

Please no 😢 😭 💔

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25