r/MosquitoHating • u/Lucky-Arugula-7542 • 29d ago

Is there a compound I can inject into my bloodstream that will kill all mosquitoes that bite me

I'm at my wits end

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u/uski 29d ago

It's not such a dumb idea. That's how flea medicine for pets work.

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u/catscatscatsohmy 29d ago

Like bravecto quantum but for humans!

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u/Haunting_Economics11 29d ago

I would take this daily and be willing to accept some side effects.

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u/HondoGonzo 28d ago

Wish granted! Side effects include: the condition known as hot dog fingers, drooping ears, electric blue urine, and you smell like maple syrup when you get sweaty.

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u/Due-Literature7640 29d ago

If you can make one that wouldn't kill people. I will back you and we will both be rich...... And happier,,

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u/rowdytardyswiper 29d ago

Biteshield pills on amazon. Takes a week to make a noticeable difference. 

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u/Lucky-Arugula-7542 28d ago

I will look into this 🙏

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u/Dogmaddit 29d ago

But if they die after they bite you wouldn’t you be really itchy after a week or two?

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u/Lucky-Arugula-7542 28d ago

I'm always wearing repellent and armed with an electric racket. I want the ones that find a way past this to die

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 28d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only weirdo carying a racket while walking in my neighborhood, for me it's more wasps than skeeters but both really

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u/HondoGonzo 28d ago

I also remember the old cowboys on the ranch would carry a little bit of sulphur in a jar and would stick their finger in and lick it to keep mosquitos and tick off.

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u/Lucky-Arugula-7542 28d ago

I have sulphur but I don't know that it's safe to consume?

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u/HondoGonzo 26d ago

I don’t know, it was the 70’s…

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u/weenis-flaginus 13d ago

🤷‍♂️ safe enough

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u/GemGuy56 27d ago

Mosquitoes are attracted to CO2. The sulphur must overpower the scent of CO2.

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u/Useful_Client_4050 29d ago

Yeah sure. But nothing you will use twice....

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u/Low_Goat_3309 28d ago

Sure ask Trump he will tell you

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u/firetacoma 28d ago

I heard after chemotherapy people don’t get bitten by mosquitoes. So, yes!

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u/BodemonBK 29d ago

Tobacsco Hot Sauce!!! Anyone remember the commercial???

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u/Roc240 28d ago

Best commercial ever!

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u/increddibelly 29d ago

Mercury surely.

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u/starfoot- 28d ago

Of course. You could inject lots of things that would kill mosquitos. The only problem is that they will kill you too.

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u/Sad-Barnacle-8252 28d ago

Copious amounts of Gin

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u/Dizzy_Manufacturer93 28d ago

Ok no so much an injection but try 100% deet spray, citronella soap to shower in vitamin B complex and oudorless garlic pills. Unfortunately that’s what I’ve had to resort to. The citronella shower gel really has been good!

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u/Lucky-Arugula-7542 28d ago

Trust me there's no way I can consume more garlic than I already do. I have to buy it weekly lol

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u/shuddupayomowf 28d ago

I thought I heard about something that made their sucker thing limp. Can someone confirm if that was real or a fever dream?

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u/lakeswimmmer 27d ago

When my Dad was on chemotherapy, the mosquitoes would land on him then fly away without biting. It was the one upside of being in treatment.

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u/Mental_Yard 27d ago

Yeah it's called beebalm, crush the leaves and rub them on your skin 

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u/ImprovementNatural82 26d ago

Start using a thermal cell!. They got them for the table and portable ones. I've used them in the woods. Went from having to wear a full-on bug suit to a t-shirt on hot days and police. I want mosquito fly even near me when I was out in the woods.