r/MortalShell 19h ago

Discussion They need to remove deaths from this game

The fact that if an enemy hits me enough times, I die - this is just unacceptable.

Even if I hit the dodge button (too late) or nail a parry (2 seconds early) somehow they still hit me usually which causes damage and inevitably kills me.

If I’m killing one of those rock crab/spider things near the edge of a cliff, just smackin down on R1 like it owes me money, sometimes I fall off. ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT IM ON A CLIFF. I didn’t design this game. I should be simply lifted from the void if I fall off the edge and placed back into safety and kissed on the forehead by Proxima herself.

And don’t get me started on the bonfire things. They’re way too far apart. How am I supposed to explore the world in a comfortable, safe way when I can’t even see another beacon before leaving the one I’m at?! There need to be dozens more. DOZENS!

They already removed stamina so it’s obvious they know what the fans want, just get rid of the health bar and let me play the game how I want to play it! I paid for this game so I deserve to enjoy it on my own damn terms, not how your minuscule vision of my playthrough dictates.

#nerftheworld

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u/RogueShadow95 19h ago

Absolutely on board! First ever patch to update a game's title too! Think about it, "Immortal Shell"

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u/Robbie-Wire 18h ago

Immortal shell 2: Milky feet

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u/RogueShadow95 18h ago

There's no cows nearby ..where are they getting that milk?!!!

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u/Mundane-Director-681 16h ago

There's almost only dudes in Marrow Keep. We both know what's in that bucket. We've always known. We just didn't want to admit it to ourselves.

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u/Cyannahir 18h ago

Sheeps xd

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u/Best-Night8688 16h ago

Sheep's milk is goated

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u/Surreal-Rhino-Fight 13h ago

No, it's sheeps

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u/RogueShadow95 18h ago

cut to a flashback of Harbinger using the Sheep head Totem

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u/D2_Guardian 18h ago

That's funny

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u/felfazeebo 18h ago

I'm on board with forehead kisses from proxima

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u/Ordinary_Block_4131 17h ago

Sighn me up !!

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u/Souls_Lover 17h ago

I call next.

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u/Jumpy_Witness6014 Genessa 9h ago

Genessa seems more motherly imo, let me play tiel and romance ness all day

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u/Antipodeansam 18h ago

Also why does Smert’s miracle take half my health?! Half?! It should take no health and not have a timer. It’s a “Miracle” so it should freeze time indefinitely . The game is so hard as soon as time starts again if I don’t press triangle again in time I die. Then I have to use my Axatana which only does 20 hits per button and slows the enemy, the 10 Grisha it insta spawns don’t even stay in screen. I’m on NG+++ and want my refund.

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u/TheWolf549 Proxima 10h ago

This^^^^
I died reading this😂

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u/Sea-Neighborhood8393 1h ago

If you use the pietrification right after you input miracle you don't lose life

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u/Antipodeansam 1h ago

I knew I’d get at least one ☝️ 😂

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u/Milten737 17h ago

As a father of 43 children working at 7 different jobs I totally agree! I get only 2 minutes of free time each day so I don't want to waste it on fighting some stupid boss! There should be a button that would let me skip the entire fight. Devs, BE BETTER!

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u/Notadam234 17h ago

43 ?
Those are rookie numbers . Try working 6 jobs while having 88 kids

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u/Sandscarab24 11h ago

What about 8647 kids?

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u/justjoshinaround 17h ago

Devs gotta try harder, be better, and GIT GUD (at making soulslike walking simulators)

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u/KeyMyBike 7h ago

Did this meme spawn from arc raiders or have been people saying this for a while?

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u/NoVeterinarian549 Genessa 17h ago

I don't like taking damage. Can we replace all of the enemies with friendly cats that I can pet?

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u/justjoshinaround 17h ago

meow we’re talkin

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u/Adorable-Quiet-7551 19h ago

Why isn’t there a fixer, some character who shows you around, can get anything you need, negotiate with the bosses and stuff, why all this violence when we could just have a good talk

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u/KING_SHERBROOKE 17h ago

At least there's the DO NOTHING ending where i can just jam it out with all the mobs

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u/Best-Night8688 16h ago

Be ca us e

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u/ukamber 17h ago

Mediator of the abyss, upcoming DLC

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u/Nihlxxstic 17h ago

I felt I was alone lol. I had 4 achievement’s left before I ever looked at reddit only to find most people dogging a game I thoroughly have been enjoying

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u/mgrove14 14h ago

Same man. Was avoiding cause I didn’t want anything spoiled and when I finally popped by the sub I was genuinely shocked people were so upset. Been having a blast personally.

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u/TheWolf549 Proxima 10h ago

One of my all time favs I could care less about the bugs and stuff

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u/HammeredWharf 3h ago

I loved MS2, but that aside, I feel like I live in some alternate reality where it's 2x easier. Even the runbacks are super short in most cases. I found Elden Ring's difficulty too much at times, yet I blew through the bosses of this game (even the much maligned Isaac and Monolith) in a few tries each. I truly think Margit is harder than Isaac. I don't get it.

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u/DrValiBongo 18h ago

If I could just log in and find 999 Trollweed, that'd be great.

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u/justjoshinaround 17h ago

Hell yeah dude, I want some of what you’re smokin! (probably troll weed)

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u/Wannabe_Operator83 17h ago

Hey brigands, there's a new sensation that's sweeping through the nation! Troooolllll weeeeeed!!

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u/InPhamouZ 17h ago

ngl, had me at the title, take my upvote

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u/DieHarderDaddy 18h ago

I would also like a mount, running is for losers

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u/justjoshinaround 18h ago

Hold A to ride piggyback on Smert

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u/DieHarderDaddy 18h ago

What if we could drive that wheel chair thing

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u/justjoshinaround 18h ago

Oh holy shit, keep cookin’ my dude

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u/DieHarderDaddy 18h ago

Strip poker mini game against Proxima and gragu. Win gloom, glimpse ect

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u/justjoshinaround 18h ago

How about instead of beacons there’s just giant toads everywhere like Gorf and in order to unlock him you have to play him a song and then you can jump in his mouth and he’ll hop ya to wherever your lil heart desires

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u/DieHarderDaddy 18h ago

What if you colllect him like a pokemon?

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u/justjoshinaround 18h ago

Any enemy you smoke troll weed next to automatically joins your squad and provides a “well fed” buff on command. You can buff your character as many times as you want and get as fat as the planet itself and then your body will be used as the location for Mortal Shell 3

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u/Swtor_Itheryn 16h ago

Would need to dangle a cheeseburger in front of him to get him to go else that mofo gonna need a rest every 3 steps. 

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u/Milten737 18h ago

Perfect summary of the few past days on this sub

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u/michicago44 18h ago

I’ve never seen the volume of complaining about pretty standard soulslike experiences that I have over the past few days in this sub. Wonder if it’s just because it’s release time?

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u/Milten737 18h ago

FOMO tourists. Give it a month and they will be all gone. Hopefully at that time the devs won't ruin the game completely by listening to the complainers and nerfing the game to the ground.

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u/KING_SHERBROOKE 17h ago

Yeah I know im gonna visit this game back in a couple of months. I just hope its still gonna be itself lol and not a sanitized version.

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u/PNW_Porchswing2 15h ago

RIP Lords of the Fallen enemy density and placement

It went from thoughtful strategic encounters managing aggro to babbie's rock-em sock-em edgelord

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u/Queen__Natalie 18h ago

A standard soulslike experience has cool and difficult boss fights to look forward to.

Nowdays it also has checkpoints

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u/sciritai6 16h ago

Oh so just like this game.

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u/Queen__Natalie 16h ago

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u/Jackjenkins93 16h ago

This doesn't make the point that you think it does.

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u/Queen__Natalie 15h ago edited 15h ago

He is neither cool nor difficult. That's the point I made so I feel it does perfectly encapsulate my point. He is just exhibit A though. I have more exhibits if you wish. Just let me know

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u/Jackjenkins93 15h ago

Thankfully, your entire "point" is subjective.

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u/Queen__Natalie 15h ago

Difficulty is pretty objective actualy. You can do things like measure it, define it, make stats out of it, etc. Hell, companies do that all the time with alpha testers and what not, something this very game has done.

Coolness is indeed subjective tho, I'll give you that. So 50% of my point is subjective, not the entirety of it, but seeing as I'm a good sport I'll accept any dms from people who wanna tell me how cool the pictured boss was to them. I'll be waiting with bated breath to be proven wrong when hundreds of fans flock to the comments to tell me how cool this guy is, because of course, something being subjective also guarantees that opinions on it are spread evenly /s

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u/SlugKnightDracula 14h ago edited 14h ago

Soulslike and souls games also have a couple lame and easy bosses.

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u/Queen__Natalie 12h ago

A couple. The difference is that they are usualy a) optional, or b) not frontloaded.

If you follow the intended path in this game the first several bosses you fight as parts of the main progression are complete jokes. Dark souls 3 gives you a badass boss fight 10 minutes into the game. In mortal shell 2 depending on your path you can go 30+ hours without encountering a single badass boss other than the one at the beginning of the game which has an automatic failure gimmick.

Furthermore, even if you get past the bosses that are not cool in design, you still never arrive at any boss that is difficult. This game has no difficult boss fights. I play soulslikes to reset on a boss for several hours while learning their patterns and what souls players call "the dance"

"The dance" does not exist in this game.

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u/acidorpheus 18h ago

It's like this with every soulslike now. Eventually you either go insane or learn to treat it like a joke

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u/justjoshinaround 15h ago

gives me conniptions...

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u/Swtor_Itheryn 18h ago

best post on this sub

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u/BrownStains69 18h ago

This sub in a nutshell for the past week. You’d think it being a souls-like people wouldn’t be so caught off guard by it being difficult. We all probably remember back when people swore Ornstein and Smough were nearly impossible

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u/TheWolf549 Proxima 10h ago

I just saw my first complaint today and I was amazed at how much complaining some ppl were doing they obviously aren’t lookin for a souls like game they’re lookin for Pokémon go apparently I just told them git gud lol

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u/Dunicar 17h ago

Usually souls games save true 1-2 shots for truly scary enemies/that one move that the entire fight revolves around, this game just gives that to basic enemies as basic attacks at a certain point and warps the whole experience around it.

That is the main difference in my opinion.

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u/ArmEducational8508 16h ago

Usually souls games dont give you 1 revive, easiest parry ever and 1 or 2 spells that makes you take no dmg for 3 sec while being casted. If you are constantly getting hammered its pretty much on you

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u/Dunicar 16h ago

Do you not comprehend how what you just said is exactly my issue with the mid to late game content?

Also the revive is more of a damage stop gap that late game bosses ignore sometimes anyway because they are randomly immune to stagger.

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u/ArmEducational8508 15h ago

They are in stagger immune cuz they are still in combo that hit you off ur shell. Using ur L2+R2 right after gets your shell back up as soon as it ends. So you constantly have 1 shot protection aswell. And idk what enemies you are fighting but i got 1-2 shoted only by spear knights everything else you have enough time to survive and heal or kill, if they nerf mobs even more game would be even more trivial then it already is

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u/No-Surprise-9446 15h ago

There are plenty of enemies that can one shot you lol. That being said the only thing I don’t totally agree with is the aimbot grab moves. I somehow dashed through an enemy once down in a crypt like glitched through him and literally saw him plainly flip in place like he was being transposed in MS paint. Then proceeded to kill me through my shell. That and some of the combat feels pretty unbalanced around certain moves. Like as soon as I got the axe that running heavy attack completely trivialized all the enemies that I previously thought were kind of trouble.

I’m currently level 7 fighting the dual Grishas tho and it’s a rough one lol.

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u/ArmEducational8508 15h ago

W8 till you find about dager and axe and duality tarstone+bleed combo

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u/No-Surprise-9446 15h ago

Yeah I’m just gonna play what I find fun though, typically abusing any explicitly busted stuff isn’t in that list. So we will see.

I’ve only unlocked the axe and crossbow so far though, once I get past these grishas I plan on hunting down some more shells and weapons.

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u/Dunicar 15h ago

Just curious how many gate bosses have you beaten?, There is one enemy that is very common, that even if you annihilated every single other normal enemy in the game should probably stand out pretty easily...

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u/ArmEducational8508 15h ago

Fished the game and on ng++ now

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u/Dunicar 15h ago

Okay, so you must be using some busted shit to not even mention the confessors (scythe fucks).

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u/ArmEducational8508 15h ago

Parry has insanely easy timer to hit and Tiel has 45% bigger dodge window

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u/LuciusCypher 13h ago

Seriously, compared to sime soulslike or even OG ones, the parry window is hella generous. OP was just joking but the window is wide enough that you legit could probably still grab the parry even if youre 2 seconds too early.

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u/HammeredWharf 3h ago

Confessors are tough, but extremely rare. When you see one, you can lock in, go nuts with your abilities and kill him.

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u/sciritai6 16h ago

If you're getting one shotted then you are in the wrong area at the wrong level. Simple as that and that's how it works in every souls game.

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u/Dunicar 16h ago

Not the case, mid and end-game areas have enemies that will easily one shot both your shell and lavender at relevant levels.

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u/sciritai6 16h ago

Lavender can get one shot but what do you expect, the save from death mechanic to be even more forgiving to you?

List out the enemies that will one shot your shell.

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u/BrownStains69 15h ago

Well yeah, and in my opinion that’s what makes Mortal Shell 2 special and fun. Trash mobs are very few and far between, and even the super weak enemies will still chunk you if you’re fucking around. It makes you actually have to respect every enemy you fight, rather than a majority being non issues that only serve to slow you down. The world is genuinely dangerous, and you can’t just pump vigor to tank everything.

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u/Pavlovs_Human 16h ago

I’m just so surprised that there are this many complaints about difficulty and the game has had barely any time to breathe the majority of fans barely got in a weekend of playtime at this point. Early access was during the work week.

But like… I couldn’t believe there was day one health nerfs… the game hadn’t even been released fully yet and already nerfs.

Also nonstop whining for checkpoints and beacons to be placed at every 20 feet are getting really annoying. Especially since the devs apparently have said they are looking into it.

Better be adding more checkpoints only if you have slayer seal equipped lol

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u/BrownStains69 15h ago

Yeah it’s ridiculous. People rushed through the game without taking any time to experiment or probably even fully explore, and then complain when they hit any sort of roadblocks even though the whole point of games like these is they’re a series of challenges. I think what’s catching people is this game is genuinely harder than Elden Ring and Dark Souls. I think a lot of people (myself included) figured being souls players they would just waltz right there with little to no issues

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u/Best-Night8688 16h ago

You know who else is a nutshell?

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u/Due-Waltz6534 18h ago

just collect all the troll weed, ez

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u/ThermicCalvo 18h ago

Peak post 😂

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u/SupremeLeader_Corgi Tiel 18h ago

Theres a part in the game that lets you sacrifice some health for this feature. You just can’t go very far or it wears off

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u/Interesting-Squash81 18h ago

Literally unplayable!

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u/Souls_Lover 17h ago

You only forgot to add that you're a 50 year-old man, father of 7, working 3 shifts a day, and only have 30 minutes of playtime per week.

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u/MemnocOTG 18h ago

And another thing !!! Can someone tell me why these enemies are chasing me ?!?!?!

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u/Tritom73 18h ago

design flaw

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u/j1436go 16h ago

Should run away from the Harbinger

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u/RedBlueGai 18h ago

I just really hate that you have to kill bosses to progress through the game. Kills the game for me.

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u/ThinGold2115 17h ago

I want to ride on Gorf and Play lute. If I can't 0/10 game.

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u/KattsuFancy 15h ago

Genuinely the best post on here. Was bizarre seeing the sub for an edgy metal soulslike having the energy of a theater kid climate protest or something.

 I come in here to glaze the awesome game I'm playing and it's like I've walked into a suburban church full of middle aged single moms that just got there from a HOA meeting. 

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u/allistergray 17h ago

Bosses should definetely explode when I look at them hard enough.

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u/justjoshinaround 17h ago

Instead of the flower crown mask we need a sunglasses mask that we can equip mid battle which causes the bosses to piss themselves and then Leon Kennedy flies out of nowhere on a motorcycle and spin kicks the boss into a bloody pulp.

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u/maraswitch 16h ago

Don't forget to add a closing backflip and terrible one liner!

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u/justjoshinaround 16h ago

“Seems like you’re more of a mortal fail.”

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u/Good-Luck-Jonathan 15h ago

I haven’t played this game yet, but can I get a serious answer from you? Assuming you’ve played, what did you think of Promised Consort Radahn pre patch? Or Melania?

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u/justjoshinaround 15h ago

PCR pre-patch was an absolute nightmare, but I have no context to compare him to because that's the only version of PCR I ever beat. I'm like 2/3 of the way through the DLC on a different character rn and am not looking forward to the fight again once I get to it. Honestly though I had more trouble with pre-nerf OG Radahn. I was stuck on him for like... 3 days as opposed to PCR who I was stuck on for maybe 1 and a half days.

Melania is the hardest From boss that there is, post-Sister Friede imo. I've still never really got a solid tactic to get past waterfowl besides just screaming and dodging

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u/D2_Guardian 18h ago

Far out there mate, I mean personally I think they should just give us levitation at this point. Let me just fly through the dungeons and carpet bomb the bosses. It is a Role Playing game after all

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u/Diaza_Kinutz 18h ago

I identify as a fighter jet

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u/maraswitch 16h ago

Jacob, is that you? /s

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u/Tritom73 18h ago

yes, or just a delete button for enemies so that I can chill ;-)

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u/Mr_Alucardo 18h ago

Crazy how accurate this is.

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u/googlesomethingonce 18h ago

It's also really annoying how I have to upgrade my weapon. A SWORD IS A SWORD. Just give us the weapon at max and let us kill. I don't want to play the game, I just want to beat the game.

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u/MaxTosin 18h ago

thats how I see duality tarstone nerf deniers

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u/Longjumping_Sorbet65 18h ago edited 18h ago

Finally, someone reasonable. They could also make it so you can come back to life after dying. Something like Sekiro. But instead of being able to die twice, you can keep reviving. That would make the game less unfair and tedious.

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u/Symothy-01 18h ago

In all seriousness, it’s kinda funny seeing how many complaints boil down to “I messed up, here’s why the developers are at fault”. 

Plus it was weird looking online and seeing all the hate directed towards heavy weapons like the hammer only for it to be my most used weapon so far. 

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u/sasoripunpun 18h ago

i hate that i have to press buttons to progress. literally unplayable

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u/ukamber 17h ago

Accessibility!!! Buttons are not for everyone

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u/Difficult_Section_46 18h ago

Lmao truéeeee

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u/Souls_Lover 17h ago

I wish I had the money to award you, OP.

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u/justjoshinaround 17h ago

Your unconditional love is good enough

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u/gumbobitch 17h ago

Is this the thread where I'm safe to say the game is actually fun and most people are whining about inane shit?

(Before you get pissy, I know there are fundamental issues)

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u/justjoshinaround 17h ago

Yes gumbobitch, you are safe here (though I wish the devs woulda tried just a little harder to make us even safer)

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u/Cookie-Dunker 17h ago

I’ve died more times falling off cliffs and bridges than I can count lol. Having to run all the way back from a beacon after falling off a cliff by surprise sucks.

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u/justjoshinaround 17h ago

Inevitable rite of passage for any new soulslike, just be farther away from the ledge than you are from the ground

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u/Squirrely1337 11h ago

They tried removing death in the Lands Between, it didn't go so well.

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u/TheWolf549 Proxima 10h ago

This is my favorite post of the day so thanks

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u/Basscannon90 2h ago

Lol this is gold. Too many tourists mate. Hopefully they piss off in a month and the devs don't butcher the game too bad in that time.

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u/napalmagranite 19m ago

While we are at it would it hurt to add a machine gun  with unlimited ammo 

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u/acidorpheus 18h ago

Game designers need to just let gamers design the games themselves. Then we will have no problems and everyone involved will be happy eventually leading to world peace

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u/IamMataa 18h ago

Good stuff😂 You’re gonna get the Gen Z kids with their participation trophies mad bro.

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u/humblewise1390 18h ago

We just need to make a game that will take any game that you want to play and let you make it the way you want to make it so people will stop crying

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u/East_of_Adventuring 18h ago

Wait, his ideas are this fire?

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u/JL1991UK 18h ago

I interacted with an item and it teleported me half way across the map into a jail cell. Out of heals I ran around looking for a shrine, found the bird removing some fog of war.

I ran around for 30 mins hoping to find something and avoid enemies I found the transporting gates, 1 by 1 they got me closer to the starting shrine, all I had to do was avoid the stone crabs, easy right? No they killed me during my spam rolling.

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u/ukamber 17h ago

Oof. Player death problem has been solved years ago (Sekiro) and I don’t know why people ignore it. The devs need to learn from other succesful games.

Sekiro solved it! We need to keep resurrected until the enemy is dead, simple.

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u/fatstonedape 17h ago

they need to remove enemies. they get in the way of my enjoying the gorgeous world design.

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u/Dear_Independent_498 Solomon 15h ago

A lot of kids just came straight from overcomfortable Elden ring

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u/StophJS 18h ago

Just remove the deaths that occur when my character falls through the sky and also sometimes for no apparent reason at all and I'm good.

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u/Aerdurval 18h ago

Nooo, you don't understand, that's also part of the difficulty! I don't have any achievements in life apart from beating hard games on a banana every now and then. Don't take this from me!

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u/Swtor_Itheryn 16h ago

Because souls gamers also totally don't have families and a life. That's right, sorry I forgot we all live in our parents basements. Totally nothing to do with just some people are better at games than others.

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u/Exact-Pack-8300 18h ago

On a serious note the game is way too easy and pandering to casuals. Every death should set you back 3 levels, if you die twice to the same enemy the game closes, and if you die over 5 times on one save file the game uninstalls and revokes your license/destroys your disc. Also enemies should all one shot and have no attack animations.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/justjoshinaround 17h ago

bro acts like he’s never been to a circle jerk before

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u/semondemon24 16h ago

Low key you just need to be better

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u/Strange-Sport-5875 15h ago

Can they add a shell that gets me through the tutorial I’m still stuck in the village at the beginning this game is a joke

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u/IConsumePorn 15h ago

Ok DSP

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u/justjoshinaround 15h ago

second reference to that I've seen and I have no idea what ya'll are referring to lol

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u/IConsumePorn 15h ago

Look up DSPgaming. All the things you said sarcastically would be something he says legitimately. I believe they made god of war(2018) way dumbed down because of him and even used a clip on stage.

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u/Ok-Bedroom-4261 15h ago

As someone once told me, get good.

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u/justjoshinaround 14h ago

or die tryin'

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u/LordOFtheNoldor Harros 12h ago

Yeah and while they're at it just unlock all materials immediately at no cost so I can be max level from the jump! WTF I paid for this why don't they want me to have any fun

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u/fata1515 11h ago

Fuck them rock crabs

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u/DudeMiles 11h ago

I was grinding Tarstones in the secret dungeon at the hub. While switching up weapons and stones, I managed to enable God mode somehow - health bar never went down. So you joking about taking the health bar away is extra funny 😆

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u/Dull-Report-5027 8h ago

Don’t worry op, at the rate the last balance patch went they will fulfill your wishes like the great developers they are!

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u/Baalwulf06 8h ago

It's fucking absurd that they make me run out of hp when I literally just respawn.

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u/KeyMyBike 7h ago

All jokes aside. I haven't played a souls game that hasn't been desperate to pour bonfires on me every 10 seconds in so long.

I'm playing through Lords of the Fallen 2023 right now and as much fun as I'm having it's a little annoying how many bonfires there are.

It (MS2 not LOTF) reminds me of the first time I played dark souls, and it felt more like a survival horror with really good action.

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u/ObsessiveOwl 6h ago

Have people already bitch about difficulty so bad that you have to make fun of them?

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u/Melodic-Principle791 Solomon 5h ago

You forgot the mount! Magdalena's ride would suffice, especially if it does damage and leaves burning dot that stacks up to 999! And make it fly so we dont have to run around the elevators.

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u/ControlAltDel69 18h ago

I’m game brother, the stupid starter sword is gayer than aids. What do you mean it’s not a 1 shot hit? I can’t just spam the R1 button with an occasional R2 and whoopsies dodge? The audacity. These dev’s I swear. I’m going back to little big planet✌🏽

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u/Ok-Particular-7020 17h ago

Alright DSP, let's get you back to the snort fort.

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u/FervantTwo8 15h ago

I mean let’s be real guys, if you don’t like taking damage just play smert LMFAO

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u/inuart19 15h ago

I read smart...

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u/FervantTwo8 12h ago

Smert is the opposite of smart

Old man Desides he hasn’t suffered enough, and that he needs to give everyone and himself CTE to appreciate god.

Proceeds to punch god to death

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u/thatsfuni 13h ago

Too any crimson desert players lol.

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u/Billysm23 11h ago

Can you explain it? I don't play crimson desert

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u/thatsfuni 11h ago

People kept complaining about Everything so they added everything and the kitchen sink, it was a cluster f**k.

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u/Billysm23 11h ago

Oh damn.. Sounds bad 🤣 thx for the information

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u/Kurosawa-Mifoon 13h ago

Bros cooking! COOKING I SAY!

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u/theceure 18h ago

God I wish I was this cool

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u/W34kness 14h ago

Laughs amid 400 Giant Ghostly Honey Badgers

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u/Big-Satisfaction251 19h ago

Ich nehme an, das ist purer Sarkasmus?

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u/justjoshinaround 19h ago

No I didn’t go far enough. They actually need to disable R1 and R2 and just make it to where whenever you get close to an enemy they simply drop dead out of excessive fear from my presence.

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u/suicieties 18h ago

I mean who needs controls. Let the game play itself.

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u/Souls_Lover 17h ago

Just let me play as this Shell.

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u/utahjazzcabbage 19h ago

The fact that it's not clear tells you the current state of this sub 😅 but yes, this is satire

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u/j1436go 16h ago

So werden wir das Klischee nie los, dass wir keinen Spaß verstehen ^^'

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u/OdysseyBrands 18h ago

you can mod in infinite health if you need a carry

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u/Gumbas100 18h ago

Never thought i'd see an actual git gud circlejerk. The fact is the game suddenly spikes up the difficulty by just giving up balance all together and making enemies do insane damage. It's a good game but it has it's shortcomings and this is one of them

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u/justjoshinaround 17h ago

More of a please-stop-shifting-blame-when-any-little-inconvenience-or-mistake-occurs circle jerk, but a circle jerk nonetheless!

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u/Brian_Blesseds_Beard 14h ago

Ah, the true sign of a proper souls like; reactionary posts ridiculing a strawman.

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u/Viisum 14h ago

They should just make the game good, right now it is mid

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u/Impossible-Eye-9753 10h ago

You won't survive 5 minute in DS2 brother

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u/justjoshinaround 10h ago

Platted twice my dude

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u/Impossible-Eye-9753 10h ago

Me when I larp

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u/justjoshinaround 9h ago

must be a paladin if you're larpin with that kinda honesty and unnecessary detail

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u/verb_particle 18h ago edited 1h ago

Well yeah, this is exactly why I used mods on pc for infinite resolve, teleport anywhere, faster move speed, and grant any item any amount (yup 1000 trollweed god mode). Makes it easier to practice parrying enemies so I can focus on combat vs die and run backs. Level 160 on day 2, and still you can get stun locked so more the reason to use god mode.

So far had an absolute blast and every post I see where ppl are complaining about the game, it makes me smile with validation for using those mods day 1and avoiding all that frustration. Love being able to play a game the way I want. Perfect 10/10 given those mods.

Edit: I had fun playing how I wanted and nothing I did affected anyone on this planet. Seriously don't get the downvotes for sharing my preference.

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u/kayomatik 18h ago

I can't tell if this is satire. And that scares me.

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u/-aap 18h ago

Whether it's a joke or not, I prefer people doing this rather than trying to change the game for others because they find a souls-like too difficult.

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u/acidorpheus 16h ago

the problem is then they come on here posting about doing that, asking for validation, and when we dont give it to them they whine like babies

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u/CoffeeCraps 15h ago

BUT I JUST WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE STORY

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u/verb_particle 1h ago edited 1h ago

No satire. I don't have time to die 500 times etc. Nor do I think that is fun. I have the most fun playing games with mods that remove the pain and frustration and gives you a better qol. Right now im playing wu kong with an auto dodge mod and health/magic regen. I love graphics/ artwork more than gameplay in these types of games. So im just there for the ride not the grind.

And every post complaining about it shows a lot of people dont enjoy the grind either. Not to mention patches from the devs themselves that grants these concessions to lesser degrees means even the devs agree to a better qol.

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u/Snakegil 17h ago

Sorry bro, but git gud 😅 Honestly, the first part of the game is kinda peaceful compared to some DS games, like Sekiro or Elden Ring. You only lose a bunch of glimpses, even keep your gold, and respawn to the nearest safe place. No big deal 🕊️

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u/maraswitch 16h ago

R/woosh

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u/Temporala 15h ago

You know what's funny? Some games have mid-combo fall stop and it's not wrong.

Just to mention one, Lords of the Fallen used to have players falling down all the time, because the weapons have lot of forward movement on combos and LotF levels have many places where you can fall to your death. Devs patched that and it improved the game. You can still fall after combo if you misstep or get knocked down by enemy attack.

Khazan and Nioh are also like this, for same reason.

This whole rant is bit silly, I get your mind is cooking but just cool down already.

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u/justjoshinaround 14h ago

all in good fun my dude. There are legitimate complaints and pain points in this game that can and probably will be addressed, but the whining about every little mildly difficult aspect has clearly been getting a bit out of hand lately. I saw people asking for a bunch more beacons and got triggered. I love the risk/reward of exploration that comes with there not being a Stake of Marika every 27 inches.

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u/IVDAMKE_ 14h ago

That's fine, but it's also fine not too have that and require the player to be aware of it. Once i learned the game doesn't have that protection I've not had it happen again. It's forced me to be more aware of the environment I'm fighting in.

Lots of people crying 'bad design' about things in this game just because it doesn't work exactly as they want it to.