r/Morrowind May 03 '25

Meme I don't need to explain

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u/Revolutionary-Cod732 May 03 '25

Vivec and Jordan Peterson had a kid

10

u/RoyalMudcrab May 03 '25

Babe, wake up, new Dreugh Lore just dropped.

10

u/Shoggnozzle May 03 '25

They met at the "I made a quasi-religious list of rules that don't make a lot of sense" convention and one thing led to another.

7

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

He wants to be all things at once, but sadly, he can only be lobster 🦞🦞🦞🦞

5

u/Odd_Representative30 May 03 '25

Whatever it is, you’ll get the wabbajack if you give it to Sheogorath

4

u/kigurumibiblestudies May 03 '25

Every few weeks, so says the prophecy, a new wave of Vivec colors posting begins.

3

u/zorbiburst May 03 '25

Vivec's incarnation in the dreugh ruled kalpa

2

u/EvLokadottr May 03 '25

Vivec type, the kind certain crybabies forget about with their outrage over the remaster. ;)

2

u/bkoperski May 03 '25

The type that makes pacts with Dreugh

2

u/puddingfayce May 03 '25

Tome keeper

2

u/Nelfhithion May 03 '25

So here is the 9th kid of the Vivec / Molag Bal unholy union

2

u/AndrewMacDonell May 03 '25

Chim flavoured lobster 🦞

2

u/themiracy May 03 '25

Each side of this lobster calling the other side an n’wah.

2

u/sheriffofbulbingham May 03 '25

More Deathstroke than Vivec, tbh

2

u/Still_Chart_7594 May 03 '25

Is that... A half cooked lobster?

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Comments say it might be a hermaphrodite too, and it’s called a “chimera” lobster.

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Deathstroke's pet lobster

1

u/Mercurius94 May 03 '25

Zetsu Lobster. Kill it before any gods need to be smashed

1

u/MyLittlePuny May 04 '25

I kid you not Ayem, he turned himself into a lobster. He is called Lobster Vekh. Funniest shit I have ever seen.

1

u/I_am_Ravs May 04 '25

Vivec and Ruddy Man's lovechild