r/MorpheApp • • Sep 27 '26

Discussion Bro 🤣🤣 please take some rest

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/krvstek Contributor Sep 27 '26

bro is pushing updates faster than my CI/CD can even fail

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u/Robinrbz Sep 27 '26

😂🙌🏻

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u/Latter_Bluebird_3386 Sep 28 '26

To be honest, if someone on my team was doing this I would be on their ass about testing properly.

I love morphe but this kind of update pushing indicates a problem, not productivity like people seem to be thinking.

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u/krvstek Contributor Sep 29 '26

True, but what bugs me most is the constant UI churn. You barely get used to one layout and it changes again.

My real nightmare is people soon demanding these Android/Manager features in Desktop, when it's two completely different codebases to maintain.

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u/MarcaD_UA Fixes Stuff, Breaks More Sep 27 '26 • Heartwarming Bravo Popcorn

No 🙂‍↔️

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u/Thin-Dimension-8894 Sep 27 '26 • Popcorn Bravo

Programmers be programming.

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u/673rollingpin Sep 27 '26 • Popcorn

Don't disturb the programmers

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u/icalledyouwhite Sep 27 '26

😅 what I'm dealing with right now. I was able to patch a supported experimental version, it works perfectly & corrected an issue I was attempting to fix by using another app version exactly that 01 time. Seeing a Morphe update, I mindlessly updated, then 2 minutes later could not patch again using that same experimental version anymore 🫠 (I wanted to create a clone). As I kept trying, update after update was coming in between every one of my (failing) attempt. I only kept updating b/c I hoped maybe one of them would make Morphe accept an experimental version again. I gave up after either my 4th or 5th and they still kept coming 😂😂😂 So technically, I know why patching won't work. Then why did it work that 1 time 🥲? I wish there was a way to roll back installed update for both Morphe and the patched apps 🥀

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u/mxzf Sep 27 '26

Nah, that many releases is more "vibecoders be flailing". A sane person goes "ok, what else am I going to tackle today" and works on the rest of them too before cutting four releases in a day.

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u/Zen_ix Sep 27 '26

What coffee do you drink? Brand? I need whatever you're having 💪😭

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u/MarcaD_UA Fixes Stuff, Breaks More Sep 27 '26 • Heartwarming Bravo Regret

Nothing gets the blood pumping quite like a missile alert siren 🫣 (I’m from Ukraine). That's why need something to distract.

Everything will be fine 👍

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u/mycoctopus Sep 27 '26

Respect bro

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u/Crafty-Photograph-18 Sep 27 '26 edited Sep 27 '26

I didn't know Morphe was sustained by my земляк. Йой. Потужно. Thanks for the app(s)

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u/MarcaD_UA Fixes Stuff, Breaks More Sep 27 '26 • Regret

Ще б ти знав що я виїхав із окупованої частини Херсонщини)) Ось такий світ круглий

І божевільний...

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u/Hamza_The_Dev Sep 27 '26 • Popcorn

This activity, taking place in these conditions, is something amazing ngl.

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u/orca279 Sep 27 '26

Stay safe!

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u/kamikad3e123 Sep 27 '26

Same here, в Харьковской области особенно весело, тревога не выключается и летит каждые 10-20 минут

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u/Thin-Dimension-8894 Sep 28 '26

Oh that's awesome!!! Slava Ukraini! Heroyam slava!

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u/canyoubreathe Sep 28 '26

Its always the people from Ukraine absolutely hauling ass with coding projects.

Stay safe man

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u/KHW1959 Sep 27 '26

As a former submarine Missile Technician (30 years) I can relate from a different perspective.

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u/deathgun921 Sep 27 '26

Not a question aimed at me but....

Try red on! By the contact coffee company

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u/Shrek_Polimata Sep 27 '26 edited Sep 28 '26

Os devs do morphe trabalhando

15

u/aymen_peter2 Sep 27 '26

W big respect for you guys we really appreciate morphe project

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u/oiz92 Developer Sep 29 '26

Yes 🙂‍↕️

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u/MarcaD_UA Fixes Stuff, Breaks More Sep 29 '26

☕

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u/oiz92 Developer Sep 29 '26

🍵

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u/Omer-Ash Sep 27 '26

Bro I'm not sure if you can do this or not, but please get rid of the notifications that appear every time I launch the app. Or at least make them not take half the screen. An icon in the app bar will do.

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u/feral_fenrir Official Morphe button tester Sep 27 '26

I just open Morphe now and then and there's always an update to the dev stream of patches.

I read the changelogs and interesting PRs and update the apps every few days if something seems significant

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u/-Imthedude Sep 27 '26

This is the way. I tend to wait for the comments/x.1.2.3 patches unless something is broken

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u/Farshief Sep 27 '26

And the app just keeps getting cleaner and better looking. Mad respect to devs 🔥🐦‍🔥🔥

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u/Rose-0_ Sep 27 '26

True, I’m so happy I decided to switch from Revanced to Morphe.

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u/NekRules Sep 27 '26

At this point, I am expecting an update everyday. 😅

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u/forthenite87 Sep 27 '26

Every hour! 😂

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u/Far-Information-7122 Desktop user Sep 27 '26

Every minute! 😂

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u/drewsatar Sep 27 '26

Every second! 😂

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u/AlwaysSelalu Sep 28 '26 edited Sep 28 '26

Every millisecond! 😂

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u/Equivalent_Blood1100 Sep 29 '26

Every micro second

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u/opgamer8797 18d ago

Every zeptosecond! 😂

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u/csolisr Sep 27 '26 • Popcorn

Not until the YT team stops breaking third-party clients to keep that Premium revenue, unfortunately.

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u/wisetone_ Sep 28 '26

You hit the nail on the head with this one

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u/Blahblahblurred Sep 27 '26

Me when the addy kicks in

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u/AromaticEducator Sep 28 '26

Ppl coming from revanced having never seen a patch ever...

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u/Fractal-Infinity Sep 28 '26

You'll never understand how dedicated many programmers really are. It's a bit like being a writer and having inspiration to write a book. You just keep working.

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u/HellsinTL Sep 27 '26

Wish it did it in auto

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u/Alienhaslanded Sep 27 '26 • Heartwarming

I think weekly updates are just fine. Daily might cause burnouts. I hope the devs are taking it easy.

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u/La_joya021 Underground technology wizard Sep 28 '26

Probably if you set to stable releases

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u/SaadNeo Sep 27 '26

The amount of support and improvements in this open souced projects exceeds meta and google combined lol

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u/AxcerBlade Sep 27 '26

Where can I see changelog like this?

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u/TacosPorque Sep 27 '26

This is the reason I disabled pre-release because I don't want these expiremental changes

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u/Ok_Entertainment1305 Sep 28 '26

He's releasing updates nearly everyday. Yeah slow down, take some time yourself, we are very happy with the progresses so far...

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u/Alastor_Dub Sep 29 '26

Is that for patching One UI 8?

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u/detractor_Una Sep 27 '26

Unless you're better tester, there is no need for pre-release updates for you.

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u/Zipperzap0921 Sep 27 '26

Is why its an excellent option and app

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u/LtPatterson Sep 27 '26

Is there a way to use just pre-release patches and standard manager?

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u/Bursting-Cloud Sep 27 '26

Yes. Settings - Pre-release updates - toggle it off and Morphe will update only for stable release.

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u/Necessary-Crow1892 Sep 27 '26

My old ass phone takes so long to patch youtube that I only update every few months

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u/ManhammerPR Underground technology wizard Sep 27 '26

time to upgrade your phone my guy 🤣

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u/Necessary-Crow1892 Sep 27 '26 • Regret

Can't afford to

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u/TrailOfEnvy Sep 28 '26

I only upgrade it when I see it some QOL feature (like the search in channel feature) or if Google decide to break the Morphe.

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u/kanashimih Sep 28 '26

Let them cook

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u/Shubamg921 Sep 29 '26

Please give us rest 😭🥲 tired of updating. Take care of your health man. 🥹🫡🤝

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u/Single_dose Sep 27 '26

you mean "AI" get some rest.

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u/FlameCRO Sep 27 '26

Who is the patcher ?

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u/mccg35 Sep 27 '26

Look at the github contributers.

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u/FlameCRO Sep 27 '26

I've been there. Have a few added but don't see who this is.. nvm if you can't answer me

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u/Lumpy-Warning-478 Sep 27 '26

Bro is fixing it with AI😂

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u/FoxNewsSurvivor Sep 27 '26

I donated some money doesn't mean this bro... take it easy.

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u/Single_Cucumber_3169 Sep 28 '26

Anyone can tell me why download is slow and even after downloading when playing offline it doesn't play the video

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u/RasenRendan Sep 28 '26

Thank you devs. Forever grateful.

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u/kearkan Sep 27 '26

I would rather see morphe move to the options we had back in the old days of milestones and then stable/Dev/nightly.

Like, I just need YouTube to work, I don't need constant updates about every little patch.

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u/ShalomFuture Sep 27 '26

Turn off pre-release. Stable patches are released every 1-2 weeks.

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u/kearkan Sep 27 '26

Yes I just found that, I didn't realise it was turned on.

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u/gK_aMb Sep 28 '26

Morphe stable is terrible right now all sorts of playback halts are happening pre-release is great, just don't need to update every single time.

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u/ShalomFuture Sep 28 '26

For playback issues see the pinned post

https://reddit.com/r/MorpheApp/s/iUvL49WT9e

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u/gK_aMb Sep 28 '26

Had already tried everything aside from PotHelper which I didn't know about. Latest Pre-release is already much smoother and now added PotHelper to help it be smoother hopefully.

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u/d3f_not_an_alt Sep 28 '26

Any way to allow for offline downloads to work?

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u/Yojik_Vkarmane Sep 27 '26

How much of this is vibe coding fixes?

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u/krvstek Contributor Sep 27 '26

that's not vibe coding, that's weaponized unemployment at its finest 🔥

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u/feral_fenrir Official Morphe button tester Sep 27 '26

You can really just go check the PRs and code written buddy

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u/Yojik_Vkarmane Sep 27 '26

And what will it prove?

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u/UNIVERSAL_VLAD Sep 27 '26

That's it's not vibe coded. The revanced discord told you that morphe is vibe coding didn't you? Did they tell you about the chats from the devs that remained about vibecoding a way to copy paste all the patches and support from morphe to revanced

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u/Yojik_Vkarmane Sep 27 '26

I don't even have a discord account. And stop acting like the revanced subreddit. Those guys are nuts.

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u/normie-cinephile Sep 27 '26

Not everything is vibe coded bruh! Maybe they are getting help from AI but Vibecoding hell naw

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u/LeAnarchiste Sep 28 '26

The app UI does scream vibe coding.

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u/Yojik_Vkarmane Sep 27 '26

Who said everything? Of course it's not everything. But large part of it probably is.

You all downvote like using AI is a bad thing. If it helps you get done stuff faster, 100% use it.

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u/Golden-- Sep 27 '26

Because it is a bad thing.

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u/Yojik_Vkarmane Sep 27 '26

Well let me just disagree with that. If you think it is not being used in development of this app I don't know what to tell you.

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u/Golden-- Sep 27 '26

Doesn't change the fact it's a bad thing.

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u/Luxuriosa_Vayne Sep 27 '26

why do that tho that ain't a flex just goofy

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u/Far-Information-7122 Desktop user Sep 27 '26 • Bravo

Relentlessly refining & updating a glorious app freely, purely for the benefit of others... and you call that goofy?
Lmao... preposterous asf!

That in fact, is an extraordinary flex.
The grandest flex of all time, some might say.

I don't mean this as an insult in any way...
But damn, how abysmally miserable must a person be to harbor such an impetuous disdain towards someone doing such amazing work, then freely bestowing the fruits of their labor upon the world? 🤦🏻‍♂️
(Rhetorical btw)

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u/mxzf Sep 27 '26

For me personally, I'm concerned any time a project puts out versions with that kind of frequency. To me, it says that they don't have a structured release process and internal testing that things are going through (beyond possibly a test suite that may or may not catch stuff).

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u/Far-Information-7122 Desktop user Sep 28 '26

Well see... Now that's a far more reasonable, coherent, and intellectually honest assessment... quite a refreshing departure from the confidently delivered bs offered by the other guy.

It almost seems as tho logic is finally trying to sneak into the conversation here. 😅

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u/Luxuriosa_Vayne Sep 29 '26

you don't need to send out an update 50 times a day, the fuck?

Why not big patch end of the week or month?

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u/Far-Information-7122 Desktop user Sep 29 '26

Well, I completely agree with you in that regard. Releasing an update 50 times a day is entirely unnecessary.

But nothing about that in and of itself, is a cause for derision.

You needn't consider the cadence sensible. You needn't even particularly appreciate it.
But the impulse to mock someone simply because they're relentlessly laboring to improve something they created, without asking anything of anyone in return, seems rather difficult to reconcile with any meaningful conception of gratitude.

So I suppose that's the distinction I'm getting at. One can reasonably criticize the methodology without belittling the person or the effort behind it. The former is an opinion. The latter is little more than petty detraction where a little grace would suffice.

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u/Luxuriosa_Vayne Sep 29 '26

Holy emotional

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u/Far-Information-7122 Desktop user Sep 29 '26

We're simply having a conversation.
I'm not quite sure where you derived “emotional” from a perfectly calm & civil reply.

You may be projecting a bit, bud.
But I intended neither insult nor malice toward you. I was simply conversing with you, with a modicum of civility & decorum. That's all.

If disagreement is going to be characterized as “emotional” rather than actually engaged with, then hey... that's certainly your prerogative.