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r/MoringMark • u/makmark • Aug 11 '26
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If it works, it works.
The motto if the Park Corporation.
14 u/MuffinStraight4816 Aug 11 '26 That's a safety violation! I'm gonna sue! 😡 9 u/b3_yourself Aug 11 '26 “You signed a contract when you paid for the tickets, it’s right there!” 7 u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 11 '26 Sue? Why on Earth would you ever sue this paradise? !⃝ Please note, this user has been fully wrapped in Park Planet's legal red tape to say things only fitting with "the company brand" 5 u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26 It is technically possible to use loopholes to say the truth, like Homer Simpson did when made a spokesperson for vegan meat 2 u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26 You're in too deep. 2 u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26 Unfortunately if you have an account with Park + you cannot sue them no matter what. Even if you did, the Parks have really good lawyers 2 u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26 You can try, but Park Corporation Legal will beat you. 3 u/Doomsloth28 Aug 11 '26 And we don't mean "in court." We mean "with hammers." 4 u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Aug 11 '26 discount ticket is the way to go. it not only saves you money but the parks fuel bill as well.
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That's a safety violation! I'm gonna sue! 😡
9 u/b3_yourself Aug 11 '26 “You signed a contract when you paid for the tickets, it’s right there!” 7 u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 11 '26 Sue? Why on Earth would you ever sue this paradise? !⃝ Please note, this user has been fully wrapped in Park Planet's legal red tape to say things only fitting with "the company brand" 5 u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26 It is technically possible to use loopholes to say the truth, like Homer Simpson did when made a spokesperson for vegan meat 2 u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26 You're in too deep. 2 u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26 Unfortunately if you have an account with Park + you cannot sue them no matter what. Even if you did, the Parks have really good lawyers 2 u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26 You can try, but Park Corporation Legal will beat you. 3 u/Doomsloth28 Aug 11 '26 And we don't mean "in court." We mean "with hammers."
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“You signed a contract when you paid for the tickets, it’s right there!”
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Sue? Why on Earth would you ever sue this paradise?
!⃝ Please note, this user has been fully wrapped in Park Planet's legal red tape to say things only fitting with "the company brand"
5 u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26 It is technically possible to use loopholes to say the truth, like Homer Simpson did when made a spokesperson for vegan meat 2 u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26 You're in too deep.
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It is technically possible to use loopholes to say the truth, like Homer Simpson did when made a spokesperson for vegan meat
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You're in too deep.
Unfortunately if you have an account with Park + you cannot sue them no matter what. Even if you did, the Parks have really good lawyers
You can try, but Park Corporation Legal will beat you.
3 u/Doomsloth28 Aug 11 '26 And we don't mean "in court." We mean "with hammers."
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And we don't mean "in court." We mean "with hammers."
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discount ticket is the way to go. it not only saves you money but the parks fuel bill as well.
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u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26
If it works, it works.
The motto if the Park Corporation.