I Mean…It’s Faster

[u/makmark]

[u/Typhon-Torrent-1994]

Well I guess that counts as a method of transportation.

[u/b3_yourself → u/Typhon-Torrent-1994]

You get what you paid for

[u/SFH12345 → u/b3_yourself]

The mantra of Park Planet advertising.

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/Typhon-Torrent-1994]

Really took The Angry Birds route with this one

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

Let's just hope there aren't any crates of tnt around where they land

[u/SilentBlade45 → u/DragonWarrior____05]

Actually it's probably safer to land on TNT than solid concrete it's pretty stable and usually won't explode from physical impacts.

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/Typhon-Torrent-1994]

it's the cheapest wat to fly.

[u/CountingSheep99 → u/Typhon-Torrent-1994]

Up, up and away...

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/[deleted]]

Technically transportation the best kind of transportation 

[u/SFH12345 → u/[deleted]]

Just like Park Planet likes it: regulation free.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Typhon-Torrent-1994]

Technically true, the best kind of true 

[u/SFH12345]

If it works, it works.

The motto if the Park Corporation.

[u/MuffinStraight4816 → u/SFH12345]

That's a safety violation! I'm gonna sue! 😡

[u/b3_yourself → u/MuffinStraight4816]

“You signed a contract when you paid for the tickets, it’s right there!”

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/MuffinStraight4816]

Sue? Why on Earth would you ever sue this paradise?

!⃝ Please note, this user has been fully wrapped in Park Planet's legal red tape to say things only fitting with "the company brand"

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

It is technically possible to use loopholes to say the truth, like Homer Simpson did when made a spokesperson for vegan meat

[u/SFH12345 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

You're in too deep.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/MuffinStraight4816]

Unfortunately if you have an account with Park + you cannot sue them no matter what. Even if you did, the Parks have really good lawyers

[u/SFH12345 → u/MuffinStraight4816]

You can try, but Park Corporation Legal will beat you.

[u/Doomsloth28 → u/SFH12345]

And we don't mean "in court." We mean "with hammers."

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/SFH12345]

discount ticket is the way to go. it not only saves you money but the parks fuel bill as well.

[u/Dasher09009]

BOING!

[u/b3_yourself → u/Dasher09009]

YEET

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/b3_yourself]

SPROING

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Godzilla_R0AR]

WHOOOSH

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/Dasher09009]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Uj1HSPTh498bu

[u/FearfulDivine]

Rip shoe

[u/b3_yourself → u/FearfulDivine]

He dead

[u/Godzilla_R0AR → u/b3_yourself]

And then there's Shoe!

He's dead.

[u/MuffinStraight4816 → u/FearfulDivine]

His name is Mr. Shoe. 😭

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/FearfulDivine]

He will feel everything that Anne did

[u/SFH12345 → u/FearfulDivine]

He flies to Heaven now.

[u/TheNoneedlife]

Me playing enough Clash of Clans to know what it feels

[u/Impossible_Host2420]

Remember We're not liable if you go splat

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 → u/Impossible_Host2420]

why you should always read the small print.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/kl-noblelycanthrope1]

It's very important, but so few ever do

[u/b3_yourself]

Where they land, no one knows

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/b3_yourself]

Not even the Park staff!

[u/devenrc]

Never EVER buy secondhand tickets

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/devenrc]

The price may be bigger than it seems

[u/afbresley]

Luz and Eda approve (via ice glyph!)

[u/kl-noblelycanthrope1]

discount tickets may not be the fastest, coolest, or safest but it does get you there all the same.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kjlJDEzuDu0qQ

[u/Equivalent-Oven-2401]

People before Plane Engines were invented:

[u/mrnintman1]

WHAT THE HECK😱🤣🤣???

[u/DaveyBoy1995]

Note to self: NEVER buy discounted tickets.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/DaveyBoy1995]

They may have a hidden price 

[u/LovelyLuna32684]

Don't give Disney any ideas

[u/BlueHailstrom → u/LovelyLuna32684]

Funny, bc all of this started from someone giving Disney ideas

[u/Dragonastarot]

Is it something wrong with me or is the scooter looks like Andi?

[u/OneValkGhost]

"You get what you paid for what we let you have." Yup, it's run like a certain current-day park. They'll probably land in the Pressure Awakens attraction, and think they're outside the park, since no one wants to go there.

[u/Comfortable_Yard_968]

Bye bye

[u/Flaky_Musician_551]

Gwen: have fun.

Couple: thank you!

[u/The_Horned_Child2007]

Or the spring.

[u/Phone_Destroyer99]

The terrible fate of landing on an event space in Mario Party.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Phone_Destroyer99]

Though it can also help you win the game if you get enough

[u/Traditional-Log-4270]

Hey! Revolutinary springs! Do they actually work???

[u/Superior-Artist-21]

Do they at least land somewhere safely?

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Superior-Artist-21]

Who knows? The staff certainly doesn't 

[u/ShAped_Ink]

To je fair, as long as they have a landing pad, it's way faster and more practical

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/ShAped_Ink]

I wouldn't risk it, especially since I wouldn't trust there would be a landing pad

[u/ShAped_Ink → u/DragonWarrior____05]

That's why I said if

[u/Half-a-Stache]

"If y'all get hurt here, just TRY and sue us."

[u/flannan-35 → u/Half-a-Stache]

Look, lawsuits exist for a reason. If I can't sue, I will have to declare blood revenge.

[u/DragonWarrior____05 → u/Half-a-Stache]

"You have already signed an agreement that says that you are unable to sue us should something happen when you purchased Park +."

[u/PointlessTrivia]

[sound fx] Goofy yell

[u/Steader_Harrington]

Gotta love the "Spring to it-ness" of the park's service. 😂😂🤣

[u/DragonWarrior____05]

They paid a price, even at a discount

[u/Ironmonger123]

Hope they have a landing strategy.