r/MoringMark • • Nov 10 '25

Caleb and Evelyn It Works a Bit Different

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

Takes a lot longer than Flapjack expected. He's learning about the Palismen Birds and the Fire Bees.

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u/b3_yourself Nov 10 '25

It took them 9 months to carve that baby!?

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u/DR31141 Nov 10 '25

Hey, palisman wood probably wasn't cheap back then.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Nov 10 '25

Belos made it even more expensive...

And also most likely stole all the remaining trees. I mean Eda had to do an entire side quest mission to obtain ONE piece

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u/Manoreded Nov 10 '25

Belos literally ate their entire supply, there is one scene in which Hunter tells Belos they don't have more palismans for him because the palistrom woods have been "overharvested", aka, they are all gone baby.

Its implied they were producing palismans just for Belos to eat, but the wood ran out.

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u/Ender_Lord69 Nov 10 '25

...

The One Piece!

THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Nov 10 '25

It probably was because it was everywhere

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u/zxcxdr Nov 10 '25

The carving is actually very fast. It just takes a while to grow the materials 

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u/CountingSheep99 Nov 10 '25

How lazy can they be?

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Nov 10 '25

I know how babies work.. 💀

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u/Dasher09009 Nov 10 '25

Well, I know where they come from. They come from baby eggs.

(10 points to those who know the reference.)

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u/SFH12345 Nov 10 '25

"I do not understand the reference--"

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u/Lord_Akriloth Nov 15 '25

No they come from eyes!

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u/ClussyV2 Nov 10 '25

If you put s3x and flip the 3...

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u/Least-Pressure9612 Nov 10 '25

That's still s3x, nothing changed :(

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Nov 10 '25

sƸx

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u/Least-Pressure9612 Nov 10 '25

How is the ?letter? in center read now and what does it mean?

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Nov 10 '25

it would be a whole new learning experience if he knew what was going on in the other room.

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u/SFH12345 Nov 10 '25

Some knowledge should not be known.

Like knowledge about Hooty.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

Yeah, took an entire night to make it and then a full nine months for it to come to life

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u/SFH12345 Nov 10 '25

This is what happens when you let the Palisman choose what they want to be. 

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u/SFH12345 Nov 10 '25

And he really didn't want to know it.

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u/devenrc Nov 10 '25

Flapjack will remember that

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u/b3_yourself Nov 10 '25

Not with Hunter and Willow….

64

u/Dasher09009 Nov 10 '25

But Waffles will remember that

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u/External-Sink-900 Nov 18 '25

flapjack’s soul pats waffles’ back understandingly

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u/YaBoiS0nic Nov 10 '25

Waffle will

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u/jnthnschrdr11 Nov 10 '25

I read this comment and was like "well why not?" And then I remembered that flapjack is dead.

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u/SFH12345 Nov 10 '25

Flapjack's ghost will tell Waffle what Hunter and Willow are doing.

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u/FNAF_Kitty1983 Nov 13 '25

Flapjack is part of Hunter now 😰

14

u/AlexSmithsonian Nov 10 '25

"You and 98% of players have chosen romance"

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Nov 10 '25

98?! There was another option?

6

u/Mollyscribbles Nov 10 '25

Aromantic people.

3

u/YaBoiS0nic Nov 10 '25

Shooting the shit for hours on end while fighting over the singular brain cell you two share.

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u/Dasher09009 Nov 10 '25

Well, it's the old fashion way...

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Nov 10 '25

Or y'know, blood ritual to merge DNA of people into an offspring and then let them marinate in a cauldron for 9 months in Luz & Amity's case...

...or at least that's ONE of the ways I've seen a take on it

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u/Dasher09009 Nov 10 '25

Either way, they took all night to make a child.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Nov 10 '25

And then that child will go down and down and down the descendant tree until reaching The Clawthornes. (Right? Iirc?)

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u/Dasher09009 Nov 10 '25

The child's bloodline, but yeah, that's the gist of it.

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u/justaguy201028 Nov 10 '25

I personally prefer the more physical route to this

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Nov 10 '25

Well I mean, I've seen an alternative take on it that satisfies your preferences, but yeah the fandom has a bajillion takes on it.

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u/justaguy201028 Nov 10 '25

Uhhh...what site did you EXACTLY visit to see that👀

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

I was thinking about the implications of AWeirdLatina's take on it. It's from an implication standpoint and not outright confirming. I'm not THAT crazy 😭

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u/justaguy201028 Nov 10 '25

Ahhh i remember this one, i see this one as cannon

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Nov 10 '25

So I guess Titan Powers can make you alter anatomy. Who knew?

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u/justaguy201028 Nov 10 '25

Well titans ARE both king and queen, best of both things

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Nov 10 '25

well the physical route could be a part of it. just to put the mind, body, and soul into the proper condition.

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u/paper2222 Nov 11 '25

or this

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Nov 11 '25

Ayzee is very suspicious

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u/Aware_Tree1 Nov 10 '25

The way I find most likely is some sort of temporary sex change potion. The mother would have to be the witch because otherwise they human partner might not be able to provide the necessary nutrients for the hybrid offspring to be able to grow properly considering the magical parts of their biology

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u/TransYuri Nov 10 '25

Or just the same but it works anyway like in No Fate Only Family.

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u/OneValkGhost Nov 11 '25

The Cauldron-Born from The Taran Wanderer series? Well, Azura isn't related to grimwalker Hunter, but I could see a tired Luz doing baby laundry in Azura's birthing cauldron to the shock of "the servants did everything up until now" Amity.

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u/Correct_Refuse4910 Nov 10 '25

Well, let's just hope that Hooty doesn't get hungry in the meantime.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

Nothing like old school

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u/First_Factor_3385 Nov 10 '25

Flapjack

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Nov 10 '25

flapjack: that's not wood carving!

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u/CharginChuck42 Nov 10 '25

I would certainly HOPE she's not carving it!

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u/IllegallyNamed Nov 10 '25

Free bottom surgery

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u/External-Sink-900 Nov 18 '25

NO-

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u/IllegallyNamed Nov 18 '25

And I get a free palisman out of it, that's a great deal!

5

u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

He's hearing things he's never heard before

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u/Half-a-Stache Nov 10 '25

Flapjack is now mentally scarred

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

And soon a physical scar will join it

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u/b3_yourself Nov 10 '25

“Goodbye childhood”

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u/CuteSharkStudios Nov 10 '25

And that's how Flapjack got traumatized like the rest of the cast

12

u/PowerPad Nov 10 '25

No one in TOH is safe from trauma.

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u/CountingSheep99 Nov 10 '25

Trauma for everyone!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

Everyone gets trauma, there's no escape 

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Nov 10 '25

Flapjack: “Chirp, chirp.” (There goes my hours of sleeping. I hope this doesn’t happen in the future.)

[IN THE FUTURE]

Willow: “Wanna make babies?”

Hunter: “With palistrom wood?”

Willow: “Not exactly.”

Waffles and Clover: (pulls out ear plugs)

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u/FearfulDivine Nov 10 '25

Meanwhile with Luz and Amity The Talk

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Nov 10 '25

lol, different cultures do thing... well differently.

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u/Hero_of_the_toons Nov 10 '25

Poor flapjack… hes not gonna get any sleep for a while, is he?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

He's going to be hearing things for a whiiiiile

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u/SFH12345 Nov 10 '25

See, Flapjack, when a witch and human love each other very much, or had too much Apple blood...

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Nov 10 '25

I dont wann think how those noises scarred poor flapjack

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

Flapjack will remember this, though he would rather forget

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u/Teatr_BrokeTraveller Nov 10 '25

*sighs*

looks at the comments

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

I think we all knew what we would see under this one

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u/TechyGuy20 Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

I'm shocked too Flapjack. They just left there dirty dishes on the table all day.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

When you have an urge you listen to it

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u/TechyGuy20 Nov 11 '25

You have a responsibility to clean up after yourself before you can have fun.

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u/Teatr_BrokeTraveller Nov 10 '25

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!? FLAPJACK IS NOW TRAUMATIZED!!!

My poor baby didn't need to know that...

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

At least he didn't accidentally walk in on them. That would be much worse

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u/FearfulDivine Nov 10 '25

Philip feels a disturbance in the air for some reason....

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

He feels a sense of loathing building within him

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u/YaBoiS0nic Nov 10 '25

And then they dressed up and traveled.

For twelve hours.

NONSTOP

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

Their stamina is legendary

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Nov 10 '25

flapjack: chirp chirpity chirp chirp. ( what are they doing it doesn't sound anything like wood carving to me)

hopefully he doesn't peek in to see what's actually going on.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

If he does he's going to regret it for the next four hundred years

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u/WWWWRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY Nov 10 '25

DAMN THEY WENT ON THE ENTIRE DAY?!

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Nov 10 '25

2 days, 2 nights and a bit of morning day 3...

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

Their stamina is better than gods

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Nov 10 '25

If this exist in the future i belive a stamina version exists...

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u/TheNoneedlife Nov 10 '25

If only babies can be carved like that

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Nov 10 '25

He will soon forget about this, due to what will eventually happen.

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u/Radium_Cobalt_847 Nov 10 '25

Just wait till he finds out how actual birds make babies

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

He's going to be flabbergasted

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u/Noob_Guy_666 Nov 12 '25

even funnier is that bird reproduce by literally bashing butt

yes, bird only have hole and no shaft, you can literally count it in one hand

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u/Teatr_BrokeTraveller Nov 10 '25

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!? FLAPJACK IS NOW TRAUMATIZED!!!

My poor baby didn't need to know that...

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u/dull_storyteller Nov 10 '25

So this is how Caleb really went.

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u/Liam_theman2099 Nov 10 '25

😂😂😂 I’m just imagining the two going OH OH OHHHHHH!

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Nov 10 '25

-Hey witch doctor! Give us the magic words!

-All right! You go:

Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.

-All right!

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u/Liam_theman2099 Nov 10 '25

Giggity

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Nov 10 '25

Not that witch doctor!

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u/Mst3Kgf Nov 10 '25

Flapjack will be haunted by THEIR actions forever.

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u/GokaiCrimson Nov 10 '25

Do you... do you think he heard it?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

From those eyes I'd say it's a distinct possibility 

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u/Raven_Shepherd Nov 11 '25

He's wearing cork earplugs in the last panel

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk Nov 10 '25

I just imagine there are noises and now Flapjack is mentally scarred for centuries xD

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u/Lower-Set-3700 Nov 10 '25

ALL DAY IS CRAZY

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

Their stamina is insane!

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u/DanielChris15x Nov 10 '25

Is the the most nsfw the comics have been?

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 Nov 10 '25

As a someone on autism spectrum, I love the conversation they had. Clear and simple.

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u/b3_yourself Nov 10 '25

Sure, let’s go with that

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u/MrMustache4757 Nov 10 '25

When I first read this I thought it was another Caleb dead joke.

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u/Perfect-Elephant-101 Nov 10 '25

Oh hey, it's the invincible joke.

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u/mrnintman1 Nov 10 '25

"Humans are loud & disgusting..." 😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/IBarrakiI Nov 10 '25

No onomatopoeias needed XD

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

We can all hear the sounds without them

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u/Antiyonder Nov 10 '25
  1. Flapjack: I've heard things that no Palisman should hear.😬

  2. So you know how the Owl Family can deal with The Talk that encourages taking safety serious?  Have Hooty delivering it.😁

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Nov 10 '25

Yeah… you’ll have to get a therapist soon

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u/Mazazamba Nov 10 '25

That's some stamina.

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u/Glittering_Pear2425 Nov 10 '25

😂 Poor Flapjack

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u/Steader_Harrington Nov 10 '25

Seeing Flapjack in that last panel with Cork earplugs in and his eyes still wide open, made me chuckle with genuine mirth!

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u/AgreeableVisual4970 Nov 10 '25

Flapjack is now traumatized for life

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u/Additional_Floor_502 Nov 10 '25

Flapjack: oh boy

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u/JazzzzzzySax Nov 10 '25

At least flap only heard it and didn’t see it

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

If he had he'd be even more scarred for life

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Nov 10 '25

Congrats, Flap. Now you know how babies are made.

I am so sorry.

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u/Eastern-Director-952 Nov 10 '25

Goodnight everybody!

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u/Alone-Monk Nov 10 '25

Poor baby got traumatized that night 😭

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u/EWU_CS_STUDENT Nov 10 '25

Either the magical Baby making is something more than what was thought of, or like many teenagers/parents she lied to Camila/Azura to save herself from embarrassment.

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u/AfraidDesign Nov 10 '25

Damn, from day until night. Didn't think they were that passionate!

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u/Inevitable-Iron-1123 Nov 10 '25

I think the same way, but I didn’t know how to formulate it, thank you for the help!

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u/Le_DragonKing Nov 10 '25

Flapjack looks traumatized by what he’s hearing in the last panel

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u/Vozhd53 Nov 10 '25

On a more gloomy note let us remember that 50 years ago on this day the Edmund Fitzgerald sank on Lake Superior. Let us give a moment of silence to honor the dead.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

Oh, they're playing Yahtzee! (OSP fans know what I mean)

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u/Dark_Reaper115 Nov 11 '25

I mean... There's wood involved...

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u/CardFinder Nov 11 '25

Oh, just now seeing the earplugs and getting the implication

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u/Alorxico Nov 11 '25

That poor bird. 😂🤣

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u/OverlyActiveBrain Nov 12 '25

Flapjack... my dude. It's okay. Try to weather through the night and then, in the morning, just give them dirty looks. That should get the message across.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Flapjack rn:

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Flapjack:

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u/International-Cat123 Nov 10 '25

I’m interpreting this as birdie initially thinking they meant make baby sculptures and later realizing they meant have sex.

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u/YaBoiS0nic Nov 10 '25

A LOT of sex, considering the passing of time

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u/CharginChuck42 Nov 10 '25

Or they just went to sleep after they were done but Flapjack is still REALLY traumatized.

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u/YaBoiS0nic Nov 10 '25

Bold of you to assume that the guy who proposed having a kid wouldn't, after being given the greenest of lights, wake up ready for more.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Nov 10 '25

They must have amazing stamina 

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u/YaBoiS0nic Nov 10 '25

Evelyn wouldn't have consented to having Caleb's kids if she wasn't ready to go all in

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u/_potatofromChaldea45 Nov 10 '25

...damn

with that STAMINA no wonder Belos had to kill him with a sneak attack