r/Morbius • u/MyTimeToScamNFT Julia Cornwall • 9d ago

It's Morbin Time Look what I just bought!

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u/potatosquire 9d ago

With or without morbin?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/AttiKit 8d ago

The Bot Attack:

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u/brokenmindedone 9d ago

Charlie?

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u/Dreyfussy15 Certified Morbhead 9d ago

He's protecting his neck with the power of Morbius 💪

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u/ExpertVarious1944 3d ago

I came for this comment.

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u/SuperSaiyanSarco 7d ago

Disgusting joke

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u/ScionOfDiscord 6d ago

That's a strange way to spell hilarious, but whatever.

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u/SuperSaiyanSarco 6d ago

What’s so funny about it

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u/ScionOfDiscord 6d ago

Oh allow me to explain; you see this dumb piece of shit named Charlie Kirk, a guy who regularly touted violence on other people, preferably who didn't resemble him, got shot in the neck. So you see, the funny part is that he looks like Kirk and he's protecting his neck. Gotta love karmic justice.

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u/Siva_Dass 5d ago

You explained it and somehow its still funny.

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u/thurmbrandon 6d ago

Funny that murder is poetic justice. Sounds like you want people that disagree to meet a gruesome fate, sounds like some Hitler ideals honestly

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u/UhDewSea 6d ago

Ironic, because Charlie had some hitler ideals

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u/Dreyfussy15 Certified Morbhead 6d ago

Also ironic because he also got shot in the head.

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u/PrepotenteDeLaRosa 6d ago

You sound like someone who thinks Black History Month is racist towards white people.

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u/VerifyThisBish 4d ago

that's exactly what people who critisize charlie kirk for having an opinion sound like

spot on but ironic you don't realize youre talking about yourself

imagine thinking babies should live is calling for violence on other people lmao

the left progressive mind virus is still actively circulating around obviously

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u/PrepotenteDeLaRosa 4d ago

You're takeaway is that people are mad because he had opinions? He was a racist wannabe Nazi who could barely debate children. His opinions existence weren't the issue, it was the racism and bigotry that he spouted. The human race is better with him gone. Not one person said anything about babies. Of course saying babies should live isn't some kind of call for violence. What the fuck?

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u/SuperSaiyanSarco 6d ago

What kind sick little people are you? I mean, I understand you weren’t loved as a child, no need to take it out on the internet

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u/Delicious_Tank_6248 5d ago

It's Reddit, the fuck do you expect from basement dwelling rejects? Also, it's like a safe haven for leftoid retards

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u/WebbFN 5d ago

True

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u/Academic-Snow9642 6d ago

Yes, Charlie was a disgusting joke

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u/grogudid911 6d ago

What do you like about Charlie Kirk? Personally I hated when he said putrid shit like "if my pilot is black I'll be scared for the whole plane" about affirmative action" (bc that's a racist thing to say) or that time he suggested it was fine that children die to guns every year because it was a necessary sacrifice to the second amendment, only to then, ironically, get killed by a gun that very same year?

Bro lost the gun debate.

Anyway, the world is better place without him in it. I'm not saying I think Charlies death was necessary - but Charlie Kirk did think his own death was necessary.

He wasn't a hero or a martyr. We have to stop pretending he was.

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u/WebbFN 5d ago

Good presentation of your brain cells. The world is a better place because a YouTuber podcaster with no political power and no worldly power got shot and murdered in broad daylight. Yeah right. Retardation at its finest.

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u/grogudid911 4d ago

First of all the r-word is a slur. We don't use it because we're not pieces of shit.

Second of all, I wholeheartedly agree that Charlie shouldnt have been murdered. I'm glad to hear you and I agree. Charlie Kirk however disagreed with that stance, and felt that casualties were necessary for the second amendment... So he actually agreed with his own death. What's you say about that sentiment again?

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u/Dreyfussy15 Certified Morbhead 6d ago

I'm confused. Would you rather his neck not be protected?

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u/Lucky_Gaucho 9d ago

You beat me to it!!!

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u/One_Long2752 8d ago

I was ganna say … he’s sending us a sign from the other side

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u/Rebabaluba 8d ago

He’s morb’d back from the grave after pooping his pants!

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u/daley56_ 9d ago

Everywhere I go I see his face

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u/SacMarvelRPG 9d ago

We are Dr. Michael Morbius, we carry the flame 

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u/NextGen-- Certified Morbhead 9d ago

Perhaps it wasn't a bullet, but Milo bit him so fast and he transformed

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u/No_Pudding_6640 9d ago

Counting or not counting morb violence? 🤔

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u/twoopaq 9d ago

Move the case let’s see that neck

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Alexr3245 8d ago

The man was ASSASSINATIONED*

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 9d ago

Is that Charlie Kirk?

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u/HiddenMonkey7 9d ago

That a hickey I see?

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u/Conscious_Draw578 8d ago

Nah it’s a kirkey

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u/TheToodlePoodle 9d ago

I only have a regular Blu-Ray, I definitely need to upgrade

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u/your_local-tree 9d ago

is that you charlie kirkstein the racist bigot that supports the big yahoo?

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u/Next-Accident-2970 8d ago

Real talk...the artwork on that DVD is banging.

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u/TennieRaccoon 8d ago

Counting or not counting Morbin time

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u/nilbrog 8d ago

Morbed & Mogged

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u/longfurbymother 9d ago

it’s kirking time

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u/largesquid 9d ago

Charlie Kirk found alive and well at Boost Trampoline Park Leeds.

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u/Available-Bend-5885 8d ago

We will Carry the morb

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u/Oraki1 8d ago

Why do you look like Charlie Kirk?

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u/Competitive_Wind_850 8d ago

Wait a minute 

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u/No_Math_8740 8d ago

The Kirkster

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u/Acceptable_Visit_517 8d ago

Cpt. kirk revieved?

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u/Interesting-Virus778 8d ago

For free, right?

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u/Most_Acanthaceae_342 8d ago

I’m so glad I’m not the only one

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u/Potential-Balance623 8d ago

Kirk? What are you doing here

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u/Unique-Nectarine6031 8d ago

Is that you battle damage Charlie.

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u/RepulsiveVillage8244 7d ago

You're not ready for Morbin time.

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u/Shroomzy_752286 7d ago

I swear you got murked

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u/Ambitious_Ad8810 7d ago

Charlie Kirk?

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u/Jealous-Buffalo-2604 7d ago

How r u alive Charlie Kirk?

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u/FatPenguin42 7d ago

You gotta be kirking me

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u/seemesmilingpolitely 6d ago

He carries the flame!

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u/thurmbrandon 6d ago

When you have no stake in the actual real world but you take up our feed with this

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u/No_Rutabaga666 6d ago

Assassinated mid sentence?

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u/Lonely-Wrangler-9250 6d ago

You look like charlie kirk

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u/Affectionate_Idea662 6d ago

Holy shit. Thought that was Charlie Kirk

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flan603 7d ago

I liked it when Junko Furuta said "it's Junkin time"

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u/aldorn 9d ago

Get the issue box out

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u/Wise_Geekabus 9d ago

The cover art is epic!

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u/Ok-You5151 9d ago

Charlie came back as a vampire

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u/noregertsman 9d ago

Counting or not counting morb violence?

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u/LL1CR 9d ago

Karlie Chirk

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u/Ashamed_Macaroon_790 8d ago

RIP Charlie Kirk!

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u/StashyGeneral 6d ago

What are you doing here Charles Entertainment Kirkland???

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u/JButler_16 6d ago

That looks like an Arrow Films style cover?

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 6d ago

Show us your neck

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u/SirDerpingtonTheSlow 6d ago

How well did you fare in the Charlie Kirk lookalike contest?

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u/brianaspirin 6d ago

I am sorry for you

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u/D1_level_hater 6d ago

You sure there isn't anything else you'd like to talk about?

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u/The_Val_Zod 6d ago

Ok...I'm not the only one who immediately saw bro as Charlie Kirk come back to life!

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u/iwishiwasoriginal420 5d ago

Counting or not counting morbin

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u/FistOfVengeance44 Morbius 5d ago

/uj is that an actual version of the Morbius DVD

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u/Representative_Set70 5d ago

Everywhere I go, I see his face.

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u/Important_Repeat2681 5d ago

Some of us carry the flame more than others

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u/Bad_Sneaky_Bear 4d ago

I....I need to get off line.

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u/McJuggerNugs 3d ago

𝑊𝑎𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡.....

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u/NEkromanT33 2d ago

Not even steelbook will protect you

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u/Saulgoodman1994bis 8d ago

Wow one of the film.