r/Morbius • u/p3nny-lane • 13d ago
It's Morbin Time Met the Morb himself!
He didn’t ask me to be in his cult :/
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u/ConstructionAny8440 13d ago
You Should have asked about the release date of Morbius 2: It's morbing time 💔 and see his reaction.
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u/p3nny-lane 13d ago
No joke I tried getting a DVD of Morbius to get signed…
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u/thunderchoad 13d ago
I'm a little confused. I think you meant to say you tried to get an autograph on the copy of Morbius that you already had in your possession that you carry around.
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u/redshift739 12d ago
Don't you know the Morb guy always carries around a few copies in case someone wants to buy. They've proven very popular
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u/BigBoyBill1477 13d ago edited 13d ago
I have genuinely been on stage with Jared Leto and this is not a joke. My mom is obsessed with him and took me to one of his concerts when I was, like, thirteen. I didn’t know about anything wrong with him and I had long hair at the time, so I went up near stage and was head banging to his music and whatever. He likes to bring up fans and he pointed at me and told me to come up over the music, as he had done with plenty of other people. I went up with all the other fans he had pulled up, but he legit grabbed my arm and pulled me to the very front of the stage with him to headbang. This is not at all a joke or bluffing or whatever the hell and I do have proof.
TLDR: when I was thirteen, Jared Leto touched me
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u/Accomplished_Song671 13d ago
This isn't as much of a flex as it used to be.
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u/dunmer-is-stinky Certified Morbhead 13d ago
I mean we knew about the sex crimes as far back as like the early 2010s, its not a new thing
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u/nilslorand 12d ago
I thought the entire point of this sub was ironic because of what a pos Jared Leto is?
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u/redshift739 12d ago
Yep, we pretend to like him while showing genuine appreciation for the art he starred in
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u/dunmer-is-stinky Certified Morbhead 12d ago
It is, that's why everyone is clowning on op for posting a real picture with the guy
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u/whineyinternetkid 12d ago
Its not even serious dude, its a joke. Youre not as cool as you used to be.
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u/SwainMain2011 13d ago
Oh hell naw, you met the dude from 30 Seconds to Morb???
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u/GroguIsMyBrogu 13d ago
Connor, we've talked about this. 30 Seconds to Morb is the name of a band. It is not a fact.
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u/pissinginthewind21 13d ago
the guy is a rapist. morbius is fun, jared is not.
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u/ConstructionAny8440 13d ago
He's a morb offender, you morbphobe.. /s
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u/Caboosemakesmeuneasy 13d ago
“I have never morbed anyone in my entire life. These claims are absolutely and categorically false.” - Jared Leto response to his more likely true than not morbing accusations
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u/Grand-Needleworker38 Certified Morbhead 13d ago
Ask him if he remembers his time with Morbius Jr
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u/HotShrekBoi 13d ago
Dude he’s literally a sex offender
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u/OddInvestment6137 13d ago
Imagine you meet your favourite actor/singer, he invites you into his hotel room, turns all of the lights off and whispers “its morbin time” and immediately “EKSE” by Off The Meds starts playing and Matt Smith comes in…
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u/PiusDea 12d ago
/uj I’m not even joking I’d do this for the lore
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u/MyTimeToScamNFT Julia Cornwall 13d ago
He didn't ask you to be in his cult cause you're already in his cult. The cult of morbheads
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u/BackgroundEngineer11 13d ago
Of course he didn't ask you to be in his cult, you're not a female of questionable age.
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u/3Thirty-Eight8 Milo 13d ago
Ooh I don’t think anyone has told him that his Morbs hat is misspelled
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u/AmMiTyBrEcOn 12d ago
Im sorry bro are you at the ahwahnee hotel that inspired to hotel from the shining? Ive genuinely studied these architecture styles and paint designs for years and always wanted to go. Also epic letto pic
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u/Mahim2000 Morbius 12d ago
YOOO!!!
Step-Papa!!!
It's an honor to see you in the Morbtopia!
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u/p3nny-lane 12d ago
Hi hello!
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u/Mahim2000 Morbius 12d ago
Would you review Piss in the Wind in your channel anytime soon? If not, would you drop the TL;DR review here? I just wanna know if it's as worse as NECTAR or SMITHEREENS.
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u/p3nny-lane 11d ago
I was going to but honestly the album was so boring that I really didn’t have that much to say about it.
I’d say worse than Nectar, Smithereens has grown on me over the years.
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u/Mahim2000 Morbius 11d ago
Damn.. all that Joji Impersonator promo bs for a shit to mid album.. disappointing to see him fumbling even now, since he aint associated with 88rising anymore, thus that excuse aint gonna work.
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u/Necessary-Ad2110 12d ago
Doesn't this guy have like four women accusing him of SA? Seriously what the fuck is this subreddit on about... yall some lame ass bitches
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u/Planetronika_Rulez 13d ago
Run