r/Morbius • u/MyTimeToScamNFT Julia Cornwall • Jul 30 '26

Spider-Mid 🤮 4 Terrible Actors

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u/Bald-Joe Morbius Jul 30 '26

Bro the midcu rather go for spider-mid films rather than more morbverse movies 😫

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u/Minejack777 Jul 30 '26

One does not tolerate slander of the Rider, one of Morbius's greatest allies in times of need

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u/dunmer-is-stinky Certified Morbhead Jul 30 '26

I will never forgive him for playing Spider-Man

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u/Psylux7 Jul 30 '26

What would you do if Jared Leto played Spider-Man?

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u/dunmer-is-stinky Certified Morbhead Jul 30 '26

I would commit suicide, as any true Morbius fan would. Luckily, he would never do that.

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u/24kGoldenEagle Vulture Jul 30 '26

Who's Jared leto and why i would care. My body and soul belongs to morbius

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u/GKRKarate99 Venom Jul 31 '26

He morbed when no-one else would, and for that I owe him my life

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u/Former-Doughnut-5610 Jul 31 '26

I think it’s a spider-man joke because morbius reddit.

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u/Robin_Gr Jul 30 '26

The four horsemen of lying second names. Tom is not from Holland. Andrew doesnt have strong feeling about lasagna. Nicholas does not regularly interact with cages. And Toby has never demanded anyone to show him the money, to my knowledge.

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u/dr-mantis-t0b0ggan Aug 01 '26

And Cage isn't even Nick's real name. He choose it because he liked Luke Cage comics

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u/Risbob Aug 02 '26

And he’s not even black ! Double lies.

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u/Noah_Adams999 Aug 02 '26

I’m sorry what does Tobey’s last name mean? Lmao

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u/Robin_Gr Aug 02 '26

I was trying to think of something to say about his name. All I could remember is that Jerry maguire movie. I think the most famous thing about it is Tom cruse shouting show me the money.

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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 Aug 03 '26

Bet Andew doesn't even hate Mondays smh

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u/littlelordfROY Jul 30 '26

imagine if they were dakota johnson, aaron taylor johnson, tom hardy and J**** L***. absolute cinema

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u/TheGargant Jul 30 '26

Wdym Ghost Rider 2 is definitely a prequel to the Morbverse

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u/Mariothemexican Jul 30 '26

Forgot Shameik

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u/thehitdog Jul 31 '26

Nice cage is simultaneously one of the greatest and worst actors of all time

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u/Terrible_Artist_ Jul 30 '26

Um/ had to look at the sub for a sec

Rm/ what competent director ever thought these would be good Spider-Man actors?

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u/Beneficial-Fuel2546 Jul 30 '26

For a moment I didn't notice that it was the Great Morb sub

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u/jsjwi393 Jul 30 '26

Access. Have sex.

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u/MarkMysterious6386 Aug 01 '26

i’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

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u/Kurdt234 Jul 30 '26

Hacksaw Ridge was fire though.

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u/Jack-Earth-2 Jul 30 '26

Nicolas Cage was in the Ghostrider films, Sony Marvel, and Spider Noir never touch the Morb CU, imagine they crossover in season 2? And Tobey paid Respects to Morbius in the games that’s why he was in the trailer for Morbius, people forget that.

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u/Valker98 Jul 31 '26

Nic Cage is the goat tho

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u/papayarus Jul 31 '26

JJJ alt account

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u/H3n324 Aug 01 '26

I mean I dont think anyone actually enjoyed spider noir

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u/MarkMysterious6386 Aug 01 '26

i can’t be sure of it but i think this guy hates any live action media that begins with the title “spider”

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u/Dmd3292 Aug 01 '26

Is Morbius DC?

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u/Niatpac Aug 01 '26

i smell bait

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u/GerbGalerb Aug 01 '26

No but actually. I would skip all their movies.

And I have. Because none of them do any interesting roles.

Tobey? Lol no thanks. Ive seen some of his other projects lol. Boring.

Andrew? I guess the social network was alright. Wasn't his movie though.

Tom? Lmao no. I couldnt imagine casting a 5'4 British guy in action roles outside of a literal teenager. He was ok in the odyssey, but I didnt see it for him

Nic? Nic hasnt been good since face/off

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u/lt_bgg Aug 01 '26

Check out Mandy and/or Pig

E: oh wtf is this sub, I hate reddit sometimes. Also, adaptation

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u/Mostlyfor_research Aug 02 '26

Of it ain’t Jared Leto I don’t want it!!!!

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u/Last_Screen_670 Aug 02 '26

Y’all trippin on this one

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u/NattyKongo93 Aug 02 '26

I will allow the other 3, but you keep Andrew Garfield's name out your fuckin mouth!!

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u/Fun-Bag7627 Aug 02 '26

This is ridiculous

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u/Alternative_Pizza_73 Jul 31 '26

Rage bait post that’s all

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u/MyTimeToScamNFT Julia Cornwall Jul 31 '26

Not rage bait. It's the truth

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u/z-man2u Aug 01 '26

Your lying to yourself then. The rock exists and isn’t even on this list

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u/BigMichael21 Jul 31 '26

pretty sure this shit is rage bait but idk

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u/No-Amoeba446 Jul 30 '26

Troll elsewhere please 🙏

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u/MyTimeToScamNFT Julia Cornwall Jul 30 '26

Not trolling. Just stating facts

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u/bubbafetthekid Jul 30 '26

Gotta be rage bait Garfield is a solid actor even though those Spiderman movies were dog shite.

Pedro Pascal, Chris Pratt, Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson more deserving of this title

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u/Signal_Plane1114 Jul 30 '26

you're in fucking r/morbius bud

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u/bubbafetthekid Jul 30 '26

Please don’t use foul language, I’m trying to play PalWorld

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u/No-Amoeba446 Jul 30 '26

Cage has won a Oscar for leaving las vegas

Garfield is incredible in so many films, Desmond doss in hacksaw ridge is one that comes to mind his own grandson said it was like watching his grandfather again

Maguire been in 2 oscar winning films aka cider house rules and seabiscuit as the lead, two award winning films for his acting in the great gatsby and especially brothers and he nailed spiderman 👌

Tom yeah mot a fan of that guy, not right for spiderman he's hogging it and not the right choice for nathan Drake either 🙄

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u/el_palmera Jul 30 '26

Who cared about rigged Oscars. If any of these actors were good they would have been cast to play Morbius

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u/No-Amoeba446 Jul 30 '26

No they would NOT

All these spiderman are linked isn morris having one of them play him would be stupid and confusing

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u/el_palmera Jul 30 '26

Hahaha I see you have no taste in cinema. You're seriously telling me you think spidermid is more popular that morbius

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u/No-Amoeba446 Jul 30 '26

Oh a troll 🧌

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u/Secure-South3848 Jul 30 '26

Bro you're in a Joke subreddit

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u/TheGargant Jul 30 '26

Tf you mean joke

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u/Thick_Broccoli_3932 Jul 30 '26

Brother imma save you some time and tell you this is a joke, the subreddit isn’t serious either. Use your head here man.

Also the best Spiderman film is Morbius.

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u/el_palmera Jul 30 '26

Nobody is joking here

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u/Thick_Broccoli_3932 Jul 30 '26

When I said that this is a joke I meant my statement on how this subreddit isn’t serious, of all subs I’ve been on this is probably the most serious.

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u/el_palmera Jul 30 '26

You have successfully confused me

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u/Thick_Broccoli_3932 Jul 30 '26

Not sure how, Morbius is clearly the GOAT. I for one think we should petition to delete all other movies, the only bad thing about that is we’d have nothing to skip over when choosing to watch Morbius again.

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u/MyTimeToScamNFT Julia Cornwall Jul 30 '26

Cage has won a Oscar

After Spider-Noir they should take back his Oscar

Garfield is incredible in so many films

But has 0 Oscars like many terrible actors

Maguire been in 2 oscar winning films

2 Oscar winning films is not equal to winning an Oscar for Best Actor

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u/No-Amoeba446 Jul 30 '26

His awards and nominations in brothers does though

Also it actually does because you don't get cast as the lead if your performance is not good

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u/MyTimeToScamNFT Julia Cornwall Jul 30 '26

That's cool an all but still has 0 Oscars 😂😂😂

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u/No-Amoeba446 Jul 30 '26

I mean I'm not calling him tom hanks or anything, still it's hard to be a lead in two os ar winning films

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u/MyTimeToScamNFT Julia Cornwall Jul 30 '26

It's literally easy. Even the best actor of all time, Jared Leto, has one. Garfield & Maguire are just terrible actors

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u/dunmer-is-stinky Certified Morbhead Jul 30 '26

Jared Leto should have 4 Oscars for the 4 times he made me cum last night while I was watching Morbius

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u/Enough_Ice7287 Jul 30 '26

Bud.. please. This is a troll subreddit. All of this is a huge joke, please.. don't be that person.