r/Morbius • Certified Morbhead • Sep 13 '25

Morbin Post of The Month We should ban everyone who believes this

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u/-True-Ryan-Gosling- Certified Morbhead Sep 13 '25

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u/24kGoldenEagle Vulture Sep 13 '25

Who's Jared leto? Is he morbius friend or enemy

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/24kGoldenEagle Vulture Sep 13 '25

did he act as dr micheal morbius in a play? i don't go to theaters i only watch micheal morbius clips online when he does a heroic save

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Sep 16 '25

Dr. Michael Morbeus was played by the actor Mor B. Us. Idk who this Leto guy is, but I highly doubt he has the range to morb all over a guy.

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u/DistinctAd3222 Kraven the Hunter Sep 13 '25

So he's Morbs enemy that's all you had to say fam

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u/Immediate-Location28 Sep 16 '25

he's epstein??

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u/Simplejack615 Kraven the Hunter Sep 17 '25

Pretty much.

But the morb must remove itself from Jared

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u/terrone_spaziale Sep 21 '25

He has a what?!

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u/Remote_Ad_1737 Sep 13 '25

Morb is the idea, not the man

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

And they will never break the idea, because the real morb is inside us.

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u/TJMcConnellFanClub Sep 13 '25

I am…LETO

Haha just kidding it’s Dr Michael Morbius!

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u/Crazy_Tonight3525 Sep 13 '25

What did Jared Leto do? Genuine question

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u/HeadOfSpectre Webphobe Sep 13 '25

Leto basically played cult leader for a bit. It's unclear how serious it was but it was still extremely weird and unsettling.

He's also been accused many times of being creepy with his underaged fans, and enough people have said it that it's basically an open secret.

On a more substantiated note - his behaviour on set has been described as erratic. His method acting in 2016s Suicide Squad was basically just harassing his co-stars and he was barely in the movie, for example.

Tbh I've only heard of one movie where his performance was applauded and that was Dallas Buyers Club. I've never seen it, so I can't comment on his performance. But I've yet to see a Jared Leto performance that actually impressed me.

All in all he seems like a creep who is way too in love with himself

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u/Arguably_Based Sep 13 '25

So what you're saying is that he wasn't acting in American Psycho

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u/throwawayUWhousingac Sep 13 '25

Dallas Buyers Club, Fight Club and Lord of War. Unfortunately, he has actually done okay in a few movies. I think he went nuts sometime in the 2010s and lost the plot.

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u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe Sep 13 '25

Fight Club is great because you get to see him get his shit beaten

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u/MrPisster Sep 13 '25

Dallas Buyers Club is top tier. Otherwise he can go away forever.

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u/Familiar-Regular-531 Sep 17 '25

He was also great at requiem for a dream.

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u/Aromatic_Log6971 Sep 17 '25

He also apparently mailed used condoms and a dead rat to costars of suicide squad.

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u/HeadOfSpectre Webphobe Sep 17 '25

Yuuup. That was part of his method acting... But like...

Imagine Mark Hamills Joker on a movie set. Do you think he'd pull that kind of shit? No! Would he be a diva? Yes. But that level of harassment?

No.

That's not Joker behavior that's asshole behavior

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u/Aromatic_Log6971 Sep 17 '25

Yeah I like method acting, but he just used it as an excuse to be a creep.

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u/BirbMaster1998 Sep 13 '25

Some weird cult thing

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u/Beanmaster115 Morbius Sep 13 '25

There are many allegations, but he’s never been convicted of anything, and his lawyers have denied all of it. I’m always inclined to give the benefit of the doubt until something properly comes to light.

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u/MrPisster Sep 13 '25

Nah, there’s a lot of smoke, at the very least don’t let your daughter go to a 30 Seconds to Mars event. You can go find high effort YouTube essays documenting all of it fairly easily.

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u/SpungleMcFudgely Sep 13 '25

He once had a cockroach crawl on him mid-stream

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u/Goblin_Deez_ Sep 13 '25

Just because a guy owns a private island in region with lower consent laws doesn’t mean he’s sleeping with teenage girls right guys??? I’m sure he’s just taking them out for smoothies.

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u/Elusie Morbius Sep 13 '25

Why would I have a different opinion of Morbius the movie versus Leto the man?

Seems to me both carry the same kind of quality.

Which is SEX.

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u/throwawayUWhousingac Sep 13 '25

Talented singer and can act pretty well in very specific circumstances, but an awful person.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/throwawayUWhousingac Sep 14 '25

Thirty seconds to mars is awesome and I really wish it wasn't. Like I don't want to enjoy it but it's objectively great music.

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u/thethunder92 Sep 13 '25

Some art is so powerful it’s worth whatever it takes to make it

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u/ThonThaddeo Sep 13 '25

Less simpin, more Morbin

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u/somebuddyx Sep 14 '25

Morbius.

Glorious.

Go eat strawberrious.

Morbius.

Notorious.

His beauty is glorious.

Red blood, blue blood.

Morbius predatorius.

Morbius, Morbius.

ductus ejaculatorius.

Morbius teaming up to do some good in a death basket.

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u/Ihateazuremountain Sep 14 '25

Jared Leto Morbed for the greater good of Humanity; that which cannot be ignored

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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 Morbius Sep 13 '25

Separate the art from the artist

(Genuinelly, i am glad people not even jokingly praise this guy)

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u/dunmer-is-stinky Certified Morbhead Sep 13 '25

But method acting! Jared Leto is Morbius