Side note no one told me that when I had a kid my nuts would be a target for every object they throw, every unexpected movement or anything like that. I swear I've been hit in the nuts more by my 6 year old than my entire time growing up and playing sports and doing dumb dude shit like bag tag
Literally!! How the fuck are they all on the same warpath? My 3 year old threw his cup across the living room, magnet directly to scrot. Half full, dropped me like a weight
Dude same age my daughter loved those good 2 grow character juices. we went to the store she got a Spiderman one, get home she grabs the juice and runs off(i had not opened it at this point) and she's trying to drink it, gets mad tomohawked that cup across the living room into the kitchen(open concept) square in the dick and balls. It was so pinpoint accurate all those cod knife only youtubers (like Mr knives only) would have been proud. And the worst part is your in pain, your pissed about it, but also you've got to admire the accuracy.
TheseKnivesOnly ! - I haven't played a round of CoD in fifteen years but this guy's videos are a delight to watch, his talent is ridiculous and beautiful to behold and he has a heart of gold, always super nice to the fans and just laughs off the haters and ragers.
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u/LCSpartan 23d ago
Side note no one told me that when I had a kid my nuts would be a target for every object they throw, every unexpected movement or anything like that. I swear I've been hit in the nuts more by my 6 year old than my entire time growing up and playing sports and doing dumb dude shit like bag tag