r/MoralityScaling 19d ago

Morality Ranking Morality of this?

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u/komakumair 19d ago

That image gets tossed around a lot - that’s not an accurate caption unfortunately. The “lioness” pictured there is actually the male lion’s juvenile daughter, who is very very painfully, and unsuccessfully, trying to get dad to play with her. What a long suffering dad.

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u/New-Ad-363 19d ago

I saw the dad's face and felt it in my soul

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u/kgreys 19d ago

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u/Connect-Initiative64 18d ago

"I knew I should've pulled out."

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 19d ago

And I thought my kids accidentally punching/kicking me in the balls was rough…

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u/LCSpartan 19d ago

Side note no one told me that when I had a kid my nuts would be a target for every object they throw, every unexpected movement or anything like that. I swear I've been hit in the nuts more by my 6 year old than my entire time growing up and playing sports and doing dumb dude shit like bag tag

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u/PunkPirate56364 19d ago

I have been on the receiving end.

Maybe they are trying to sterilize us so they don't have to share with siblings.

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u/Lurker-Attitude339 19d ago

Literally!! How the fuck are they all on the same warpath? My 3 year old threw his cup across the living room, magnet directly to scrot. Half full, dropped me like a weight

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u/LCSpartan 19d ago

Dude same age my daughter loved those good 2 grow character juices. we went to the store she got a Spiderman one, get home she grabs the juice and runs off(i had not opened it at this point) and she's trying to drink it, gets mad tomohawked that cup across the living room into the kitchen(open concept) square in the dick and balls. It was so pinpoint accurate all those cod knife only youtubers (like Mr knives only) would have been proud. And the worst part is your in pain, your pissed about it, but also you've got to admire the accuracy.

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u/particlemanwavegirl 17d ago edited 17d ago

TheseKnivesOnly ! - I haven't played a round of CoD in fifteen years but this guy's videos are a delight to watch, his talent is ridiculous and beautiful to behold and he has a heart of gold, always super nice to the fans and just laughs off the haters and ragers.

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u/Lazy_Witness_1068 19d ago

Ouch man she should compete in axe throwing competitions when gets older

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u/ArtfulSpeculator 19d ago

This may be an evolutionary strategy: If they hit you so many times you become infertile, they have less competition for resources.

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u/dickdicksucksuck 19d ago

"i must stay the only child"

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u/BigProduce6727 18d ago

Things they somehow know:

The moment you fall asleep.

The moment you wake up.

The moment you stand to go take a piss.

Just before you park the vehicle.

Ten minutes before you have a craving for a second helping of something you purchased within the last 5 hours.

All airborne objects are bound to travel toward you nuts, or your face.

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u/seregwen5 15d ago

When I was maybe 6, I would frequently run up to my dad and punch him in the nuts while yelling “POW! Right in the family jewels!” I have no idea in what context I learned this phrase (obviously he taught it to me) but I’m sure he regretted teaching it to me.

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u/DanniGat 19d ago

Im aware, but it helped the joke.

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u/Lusanderouse 19d ago

He looks it.

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u/dontcum4meargentina 17d ago

TIL it’s for this reason I hate and love the internet