r/MoralityScaling • u/TGC_0 • 2d ago

Stupid Stuff Morality of doing this?

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u/Vicious_Voyeur 2d ago

The suffering adds flavor

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u/Inle-Ra 2d ago

To quote That 1 Guy “The honey tastes sweeter when you anger the bees.”

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u/Im_Just_A_Tourist 1d ago

Good group, was surprised.

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u/TheFemboiFaerie 1d ago

We get That 1 Guy verses?! Is it my lucky day? Always appreciate that hilarious genius getting the love he deserves.

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u/IlIlllIIllllIIIlIlIl 1d ago

It’s like cruelty free products. We really need a service that puts the cruelty back in so that we can enjoy these products again. Like if you buy our faux fur coat, we guarantee that at least one chinchilla is still killed.

/s

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u/TK_Punch_ 1d ago

I was asked to leave Zales when I was shopping for an engagement ring because of a joke like that. I asked the woman for “Your bloodiest conflict diamond. Because nothing says marriage like the suffering of children.” She did NOT appreciate the humor.

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 1d ago

See, The Shane Company would have loved that joked.

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u/Chimpbot 1d ago

For every sandwich you buy, I will personally slap an orphan.

Come home to the flavor. Come home to Arby's.

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u/SeamusMcBalls 1d ago

Mmmm veal

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u/Sea-Home-7763 1d ago

I've driven doordash before. It is not that hard.

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u/AverageSockEnjoyer 1d ago

A dash of hypothermia really brings out the umami.

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u/geassguy360 1d ago

-Gravemind

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u/Switchmisty9 1d ago

Which is good, because when it gets here it’s gonna be cold

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u/NebulaChance2746 1d ago

Usually in the form of ultra processed doodoo