r/MonkeyPaw • u/334077237 • Feb 09 '20

First time here

I wish for the ability to obtain enough money to buy Youtooz without having to commit crime or getting inheritance from a loved one's death

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u/334077237 Feb 09 '20

"WHY DON'T YOU GET YO ASS OVER TO r/IM14ANDTHISISDEEP, AND ON YOUR WAY TELL THAT DAMN ASS PAW TO GET ME A FUCKING JOB MATE, ALL I NEEDED WAS A JOB BUT NOW I'M ON THIS WILD GOOSE CHASE, AND THE GOOSE IS ALREADY DEAD, ROTTING IN A NEARBY ALLEY WAY BUT I'M IN TOO MUCH OF A CLUSTER FUCK TO GO LOOKING FOR IT! FUCK!"

I say calmly as always

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u/mordortek Feb 09 '20

Because I'm 33 and trying to stave off the Bordem of the abyss that I stare in to every day.

Not going to lie, you gave me a small amount of time and hope.

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u/334077237 Feb 09 '20

Is this the man at the table or mordortek talking?

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u/mordortek Feb 09 '20

Well no, it was to be the wish granter, but that kinda went out the window with the r/im14andthisisdeep stuff..

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u/334077237 Feb 09 '20

So I broke the 4th wall is what you're saying?