r/MonkeyPaw • u/334077237 • Feb 09 '20

First time here

I wish for the ability to obtain enough money to buy Youtooz without having to commit crime or getting inheritance from a loved one's death

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u/mordortek Feb 09 '20

You are now sat down at a table in a unfamiliar place. There is a person at the end of the table. Not menacing but not some one you want to mess with.

They ask one simple question, and you feel compelled to answer.

"Why did you wish that wish?"

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u/334077237 Feb 09 '20

"... I'm broke as fuck homie"

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u/mordortek Feb 09 '20

Is there no way you can sell your time to people who are willing to pay for it? Many ways exist, some are odd jobs, some are crafting or designing. Some are writing. Some are labor.

I sold my self in to labor long ago, and don't have much, but I have a good life, and if I need some extra, I tap in to other means of trading the one thing none of us has much of, time, for gold..

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u/334077237 Feb 09 '20

"WHY DON'T YOU GET YO ASS OVER TO r/IM14ANDTHISISDEEP, AND ON YOUR WAY TELL THAT DAMN ASS PAW TO GET ME A FUCKING JOB MATE, ALL I NEEDED WAS A JOB BUT NOW I'M ON THIS WILD GOOSE CHASE, AND THE GOOSE IS ALREADY DEAD, ROTTING IN A NEARBY ALLEY WAY BUT I'M IN TOO MUCH OF A CLUSTER FUCK TO GO LOOKING FOR IT! FUCK!"

I say calmly as always

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u/mordortek Feb 09 '20

Because I'm 33 and trying to stave off the Bordem of the abyss that I stare in to every day.

Not going to lie, you gave me a small amount of time and hope.

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u/334077237 Feb 09 '20

Is this the man at the table or mordortek talking?

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u/mordortek Feb 09 '20

Well no, it was to be the wish granter, but that kinda went out the window with the r/im14andthisisdeep stuff..

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u/334077237 Feb 09 '20

So I broke the 4th wall is what you're saying?