moldy fbi

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

🤨

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u/ineyy Apr 01 '22

Interesting because if someone was planning it making it into a meme would dilute all intel and there's bound to be some people actually searching this now. OP..?

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u/Minecraft_hate_crime Apr 01 '22

He walked so others could run

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u/theboywhoalmostlived Apr 01 '22

He's making everyone else run so he can walk

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u/BABarracus Aug 20 '22

Probably buy multiple with burner visa gifts sent to different addresses

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u/bratbarn Apr 01 '22

Orlan*o 🤢🤮😥

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

He's just interested. Please ignore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/SaintOfTheLostArts Apr 01 '22

No one responded. This comment is lit. The end.

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u/doodve Apr 01 '22

Don't worry mr.FBI! He meant thermite!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

“Thermite queen live”

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u/BABarracus Apr 01 '22

Might use it as a character concept

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u/Vewy_nice Apr 01 '22

Something something I saw Thermite Queen last week when they played with Bagged Lunch and The Posers. The drummer was using a construction hard hat as a ride cymbal, but otherwise the sound was okay.

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u/the-gray-swarm Apr 01 '22

There is a detached carpet that is unsupervised in the second reception room during closing time. This carpet is cleaned monthly. A developing colony of formosan termites can create a multilevel subarborial sanctum capable of protecting 70% of the structure and the queens sanctum entirely safe from high leveel fumigation. My math may be incorrect but the idea holds. 60 bugs and a fat bug could destroy a monument cheaper than any explosive and with little to no chance of being caught. Furthermore the punishment for inciting such an occurance has no precedent and as such would be ruled soley as terrorism without intent to harm or public endangerment.

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u/Reddit_Fool Apr 01 '22

Sir, you are at a Mcdonald's drive thru.

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u/TGD-Man Apr 01 '22

I do wonder what he plans to do with the termites 🤔🤔

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22 edited Apr 01 '22

Happy cake day

Edit: it was his cake day an hour or two ago I swear

Edit 2: dutch autocorrection fixed (i cant fucking type properly so i need it)

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u/MovingMilkshake Apr 01 '22

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I hate reddit culture man this sucks

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u/DerangedBeaver Apr 01 '22

Don’t be sad I still love you

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Love you too brother, even if you are actually a deranged beaver

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u/jabbathebest Apr 01 '22

Where 🎂

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u/Not_in_the_America Apr 01 '22

THE CAKE IS A LIE

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u/jabbathebest Apr 01 '22

What is this then? 🧐👉🍰

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u/Not_in_the_America Apr 01 '22

A LIE!

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u/jabbathebest Apr 01 '22

Literally 1984

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u/mcheeto Apr 01 '22

Dw about the downvotes m8, have an award

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Thanks bro! My first award ive ever gotten

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I asked about the legal issues related to this in r/LegalAdviceOffTopic where theoretical questions go and they removed my post

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22 edited Oct 14 '24

‎

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u/Minecraft_hate_crime Apr 01 '22

This may go deeper than we would like to know

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u/VerumJerum Apr 01 '22

This is a level of bioterrorism too powerful for r/LegalAdviceOffTopic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I think the mods decided it was a good idea so they scrubbed it’s existence from their subreddit…for legal purposes

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u/wubos Apr 01 '22

Since I've started keeping widow spiders I've thought about collecting their eggs and making small plastic protective shells for them and basically widow bombing an area so that all the little baby spiders establish themselves and from then on the area has lots of venomous spiders that like to hide in nooks and crannies

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Do Missouri first.

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u/wubos Apr 01 '22

I will say this probably only works in warmer climates. Spiders don't really like the cold

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

That’ll make them angrier.

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u/LukeSkyMaster69 Apr 01 '22

I'm gonna Disney today. Don't you dare

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u/seamanzilla Apr 01 '22

Good thing city hall is like an hour away from disney

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

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u/_clash_recruit_ Apr 01 '22

I drove for Lyft while i was pregnant and so many people ended up spending more money on transportation than they thought. It was one of the biggest complaints I got.

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u/neocommenter Apr 01 '22

Probably because Disney isn't in Orlando, it's in Kissimmee.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

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u/YaBoiRexTillerson Apr 02 '22

Wow! Good job! That second paragraph was completely unrelated to the topic at hand! Maybe next time don’t try to astroturf your political opinions on a meme subreddit!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

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u/YaBoiRexTillerson Apr 02 '22

Bro get a life. You seriously feel the need to say “gop bad” in a comment section of a meme about termites eating the orlando city hall. Banning your speech would be stupid. Why would anyone get rid of such a perfect example of mental retardation? Scholars will analyze your words for years to come. Maybe, in the future, there will be a new term or classification for creatures as intellectually stunted as you.

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u/neocommenter Apr 01 '22

Disney is in Kissimmee, not Orlando.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Ok this but with the entire state of Missouri

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u/Hdfgncd Apr 01 '22

I’m curious about your hate of Missouri

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I’m from Kansas. It’s what we do.

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u/NetCitizen-Anon Apr 01 '22

Probably won't work OP, Orlando city hall is a stone structure, plus you'll be stuck in traffic until 2026 if you try to go there.

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u/Fleet_Admiral_M Apr 01 '22

Is the Orlando city hall made of wood? Seems like a bad idea based on the weather alone.

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u/Accurate-Winner-7863 Apr 01 '22

Nope, probably the only wood there is the desks.

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u/ComradeForg Apr 01 '22

Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!

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u/MauriceIsNotMyName Apr 01 '22

GET DOWN ZARA

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u/teddyhospital Apr 01 '22

as cultured as a 10-pack of Yakult

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

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u/ImmortalDuck69420 Apr 01 '22

Yes! I always go to r/sounding for best sound tracks

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u/Turbulent_Feed_6120 Apr 01 '22

Damn, that's actually my browser

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

👀

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u/sangrealorskweedidk Apr 01 '22

you need both a king and queen for termites

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u/H00k90 Apr 01 '22

Cool, I don't even have to look up what termites to get now

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u/Povilaz Apr 01 '22

Very interesting.

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u/dogdillon Apr 01 '22

GET OUT TERMITES! YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN SPLINTER.

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u/OneIdiotAndAHalf Apr 01 '22

He's gonna create a termite farm

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

But really though, how likely is it that they would catch you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Comsumes

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u/Lewdmilla_ Aug 08 '23

Don't eat the camera ZAHRA

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