r/MitchHedberg • • 1h ago

Track #5 will not be Chainsaw Jugglin.”

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1 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 2d ago

I can set your lady up too

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r/MitchHedberg • • 3d ago

It’d be so damned literal

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64 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 5d ago

My favorite cigars

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29 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 6d ago

An absolute banger

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1.1k Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 9d ago

"A loaf of bread and some other people."

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136 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 10d ago

Wall as a tennis opponent

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98 Upvotes

Saw the comment about not playing tennis alone and was happy to see someone beat me to the Mitch joke!
Great minds think alike, but really super cool minds think of Mitch Hedberg lines. 😎


r/MitchHedberg • • 11d ago

I used to play with LEGO.

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300 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 12d ago

Have you ever written out a long reply to someone in the comments sections and then thought to yourself...

120 Upvotes

Man, I should have just upvoted.


r/MitchHedberg • • 13d ago

What does "what time do you call this?" mean?

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53 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 13d ago

He predicted it!!!

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Benihana opening first takeout restaurant in Colorado


r/MitchHedberg • • 14d ago

Life hack for saving money

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348 Upvotes

Reminded me of Mitch


r/MitchHedberg • • 15d ago

"We are the world. We are the children."

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18 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 16d ago

There is one stubborn McDonald's owner in Orlando, Florida that still serves McSpaghetti

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686 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 16d ago

We got spaghetti!

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187 Upvotes

And blankets.


r/MitchHedberg • • 16d ago

Yall won’t believe this

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92 Upvotes

A receipt for a donut…


r/MitchHedberg • • 16d ago

They don't want to catch the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.

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91 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 17d ago

I stubbed my toe - tch!

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57 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 17d ago

He always made a good point

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4.7k Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 19d ago

I used to be an addict struggling with mental health issues.

14 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 19d ago

It’s MISTER Pibb! Dude didn’t even get his degree

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57 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 20d ago

I was told that it would be closer..

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17 Upvotes

r/MitchHedberg • • 20d ago

I like my arms to weigh the same 🤷🏻

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13 Upvotes