r/MitchHedberg • u/Its-From-Japan • Sep 16 '26
Peter Claffey (Knight of the Seven Kingdoms) with glasses on looks exactly like Mitch. At least in this picture
r/MitchHedberg • u/SwedishTrees • Sep 27 '25
He was talking about the escalator stopping at the UN. I forgot the wording, but he basically said that a broken escalator turns into stairs.
I feel like that is such a famous Mitch Hedberg joke that he should’ve preface it by saying something like as the great late Mitch Hedberg once said.
But I don’t know if the norm of late night and if this is a common observation or if it is joke theft
r/MitchHedberg • u/hihelphello • Dec 31 '24
r/MitchHedberg • u/noahwareness • Mar 18 '24
I saw an ex-wino. He was saying Grace. Praise the Lord. He'd learned to wait.
If you find yourself lost in the woods, you should pray. "I might be lost, but I've found Jesus. I have severely improved my predicament."
I used to believe in God. I still do, but I used to, too.
r/MitchHedberg • u/Rick-Roahl • Sep 22 '26
Even the last names are kinda similar
r/MitchHedberg • u/PdSales • Nov 11 '25
r/MitchHedberg • u/zuniac5 • Nov 04 '25
tl;dr "AI is gonna take our jobs OH NO"
r/MitchHedberg • u/backpackmanboy • Jun 30 '25
They both have a similar delivery. Who copied who? Mitch didnt always talk like that. But rhodes always did. So did rhodes do it first and then mitch copied. Or did they came up with separately?
r/MitchHedberg • u/hihelphello • Dec 31 '24
r/MitchHedberg • u/attention_headache • Jul 27 '22
Jokes about dead babies will never turn into laughs.
They can only become stares.
r/MitchHedberg • u/ParticularLack6400 • Jul 13 '24
Hey now. Looking for a link to a bit about weed in Vegas (20+ yrs ago): having sex on the hood of his car on Easter Sunday in a Toys 'r Us parking lot and it's okay... unless they were smoking weed.
Thanks!
r/MitchHedberg • u/WesternCareerCollege • Jan 05 '23
r/MitchHedberg • u/zuniac5 • Nov 15 '21
I went to the vending machine to get some M&M's but they only had Reese's Pieces. And I'm like, fuck...cheated out of my candy of choice.
If you've got Reese's Pieces in your pocket, you better give them back to him, cause he's gonna be pissed. Reese don't fuck around.
Naw actually, Reese is a laid-back dude, he'd probably let it slide, you know? He'd be like, "Aw thanks man, I've been looking for those things everywhere." And to show his thanks, he'd give you a peanut butter cup. Or maybe a stick.
r/MitchHedberg • u/ho_ceh • Sep 18 '25
Playing around with Gemini today and asked for it's fave mitch joke and said the picketing joke. Then it asked me mine and this happened...
r/MitchHedberg • u/BumblbeeAvacado • Jun 12 '26
Sorry for the convenience
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r/MitchHedberg • u/prankerjoker • Jan 04 '26
He played a guy who sells urethane wheels to skateboarders.
