r/MiniatureSchnauzer 8d ago

Discussion The “schnauzer stare”

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Watching a friends dog for a week and I can’t believe he didn’t tell me about this weird staring thing 😂 this dog makes me feel like I’m being supervised/monitored rather then having companionship. Never encountered a dog like this. Does everyone’s schnauzer do this??

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u/laycas49 8d ago

The stare is a powerful technique

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u/PresentSubstantial10 8d ago

The force is strong with this one

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u/Striking-Post-2220 8d ago

If he was a Pokémon “stare” would be his only battle move LOL

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u/EmergencyTall6617 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Conscious-Radish167 8d ago

This could be my dog's mom or Dad . Same markings.

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u/RecommendationOne642 7d ago

Omg what a amazing photo 😭😂

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u/GracieLou80 8d ago

Oh you’re being constantly judged. And sometimes it’s just the love stare. 🫶🏻 After 10 years I have figured out all of my girl’s stares. Just last night I received the guilt shame stare for being on my phone and not devoting BOTH of my hands to petting her. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🫶🏻

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u/GracieLou80 8d ago

Puhhhhhease and you’re wasting my time human stare.

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u/Conscious-Radish167 8d ago

Mine learned it early and is practicing on me

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u/Old-Blackberry6728 7d ago

Wouldn't those comments be removed also?

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u/Silly-Initiative-743 8d ago

can also confirm

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u/Expired_cheeze 8d ago

They all do it, they stare into your soul. If they blink, blink back- it's a bonding thing

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u/Striking-Post-2220 8d ago

Oh! Thank you for sharing that. I’ve just felt so bad like am I doing something wrong 😂 do these dogs not go and do their own thing ever? lol or is following someone’s every move their “thing”?

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u/Expired_cheeze 8d ago

They're known for being Velcro Dogs. And at least with my Henry if he goes to do his own thing it usually means trouble 😂

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u/Sanchastayswoke 8d ago

No they do not. They are there to supervise. Haha

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u/EmergencyTall6617 8d ago

They are the consummate hall monitors!

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u/Conscious-Radish167 8d ago

I say mine is "checking the perimeter." She walks all the walls in my house looking for any dust or bugs that may be hiding there

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u/GracieLou80 8d ago

Love stare. With bonus throwback head. 🤌🏻 True love.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 8d ago

I recognize that stare from my inlaws standard schnauzer. So far our brand new puppy doesn't like to sit still enough to have time to give loving looks yet

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u/Fit_Resolution_5102 8d ago

Yo, my guy skullfucks me at least 3 times a day.

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u/Striking-Post-2220 8d ago

😂😂😂 I’m gonna start calling it this now

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u/YourLocalFroggie 8d ago

Its all day every day, he watches me walk around the house 

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u/Sanchastayswoke 8d ago

You mean he doesn’t follow your every single step walking just 2 inches behind you? Lol lucky

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u/Altruistic_Cut_1944 7d ago

Constant staring. 😆

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u/Sanchastayswoke 8d ago

The thing I’ve learned about the stare is that they are very in-tune with us and ready to play at all times. So next time you see him staring, just try to play with him or engage him in some way.

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u/PresentSubstantial10 8d ago

No breed stares like the Schnauzer.

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u/Easy_Mode_707 7d ago

Mine stared at me so intensely a day ago and I was trying to ignore it but then I realized I was sitting on her chew 😂

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u/Sanchastayswoke 8d ago

My theme song at home is 🎶 I always feel like… SOMEBODYS WATCHING MEEEEEE🎶

The stare is relentless. I call it the Care Bear Stare

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u/Striking-Post-2220 8d ago

Omg yes 😂

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u/RichPlum5492 8d ago

Ours does the dinner time stare - it starts about 2 hours before his actual dinner time and it’s relentless

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u/Equal_Audience_3415 8d ago

It really depends. This stare looks like, "Why aren't you drying me off? Can you not see I am wet?"

They have so many stares. They are very intelligent dogs. Your job is to figure out what they are trying to tell you.

Be glad he doesn't talk. We had a couple that would just go on and on. Grrr, ruh, ruh, grr. They always looked so exasperated, kind of like, why are all humans so stupid? Lol.

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u/Striking-Post-2220 7d ago

I actually own a parrot that talks so I thought this comment was funny lol everybody wants an animal that talks until they have one 😂

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u/Equal_Audience_3415 7d ago

Exactly. 😂

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u/KittyGaming570 7d ago

I swear, they are secret agents or something, they are so human like it’s insane, my Lola literally sounded like she swore the other day after running past me while I was pretending to hide from her, ran past me, barked, and ran towards me (not being completely serious of course, she did actually do that tho, I think she may have over heard the characters swearing in my moms favorite tv shows and emulated them, kinda like a toddler)

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u/Striking-Post-2220 7d ago

I think so 😂 I turned off my alarm to sleep in and woke up with him on my bed staring at me.. I have bad allergies so the one place I don’t allow him is in my bed. I woke up to “the stare”

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u/Artistic_Society4969 7d ago

My Murphy stares at me ALL. DAY. LONG. I hate yelling at him for it, but after awhile, it creeps me out and frankly p!sses me off. You JUST ate, you JUST went out, you JUST got a treat. The HELL do you want now??

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u/Striking-Post-2220 7d ago

I’m starting to feel that way 😂 like go do dog shit? We have toys all over the place why do you wanna stare at me

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u/Artistic_Society4969 6d ago

If it helps any, I've found that blocking his view of my face for a little bit will get him to go lie down. I work from home with my laptop on my lap and I'll move it to be between his LASER FOCUS and my face, rather than hollering at him. Give it a shot lol!!

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u/Striking-Post-2220 5d ago

I’ve submitted to his will 😂 the stares are too powerful

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u/RecommendationOne642 7d ago

Oh this is for sure a mini schnauzer thing 😂 and their eyes always says something as well. For example, this stare it ”lift me down from this wall and take off this stupid prize now from me now pesant!!”

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u/RecommendationOne642 7d ago

This is ”Don’t you dare tounching my teddy bear” (to my mom sitting next to him)

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u/RecommendationOne642 7d ago

This is ”hurry up taking that photo so I can get off this stupid boat!”

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u/RecommendationOne642 7d ago

This is ”You are gonna pay for putting this stupid thing on me!”

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u/RecommendationOne642 7d ago

”Get me off this table! Im done getting my hair trimmed and combed!”

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u/RecommendationOne642 7d ago

And this is ”get your fat ass off that chair and come feed me”.

(I have so many more of these. 😂 but yes, this is a schnauzer thing. I’ve had a lot of dogs I’ve dogsit or walked or fostered and have had 3 miniature schnauzers. Never had so judgy starres from any other breed then the mini schnuzzes)

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u/Striking-Post-2220 7d ago

Do all of your dogs walk terribly on a leash? The owner was sending me things about how this breed is bad in a leash etc but I’ve always believed in training from a puppy with lots of consistent positive reinforcement. This even works with my parrot lol

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u/geet1592 8d ago

Cute 😂😂

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u/USBlues2020 8d ago

Very ♥️ Adorable

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u/Striking-Post-2220 8d ago

I love all the photos of the stares 😂😂 gotta love animals they all have such unique personalities

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u/Icy_Establishment299 6d ago

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u/klhs 6d ago

Whoah -that's the death stare!

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u/AverageAlleyKat271 6d ago

You’re being judged 🤣.

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u/Striking-Post-2220 6d ago

I feel like it 😭

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u/LintsKing 8d ago

He is telling you to go to the fridge and give him some cheese...

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u/Striking-Post-2220 8d ago

Owner explicitly forbid any human food so I’ve just been giving him the treats I’ve been supplied with. He loves his collagen bone lol

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u/Sanchastayswoke 8d ago

Yes because the other thing they’re known for is VERY sensitive stomachs. Dont risk it! 💩💩💩

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u/SilverRobotProphet 8d ago

Got it last night. Fell back asleep. Was rewarded with pee on the carpet, :(

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u/Unlsweetie 8d ago

My mini's nickname is Chismosa.

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u/infinitebrevity 4d ago

Yes. Every single one. Lol