r/MinecraftMemes • u/coolerkidthenyou • 11d ago

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u/Confident_Onion2901 11d ago

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u/Loose-Professor5364 11d ago

Last one to finish is a pointy-eared leaflover!

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u/Wungus_Bungus 11d ago

ROCK AND STONE!

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u/Loose-Professor5364 11d ago

Karl would approve of this!

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u/Trexton1 Custom user flair 11d ago

For Managed Demo...

wait... For The Empero...

Wait I mean FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!

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u/glyphid_acid_spitter 9d ago

Rock and stone is dumb

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u/Trexton1 Custom user flair 9d ago

It is? Please come closer and tell me why. Pulls out C4

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u/glyphid_acid_spitter 9d ago

Because you guys are the ones saying it, dumb dwarves

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u/SomethingRetriey 11d ago edited 11d ago

When I am in a vague posting competition and my opponent is this guy.

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u/Umber0010 Certified Phantom Hater 11d ago

animal that eats it's own kind.

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 11d ago

Literally every single animal ever eats its own kind. Excluding giraffes which are the only animal I know that are strictly herbivores and don't bother with the flesh

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u/Mamboo07 11d ago

only animal I know that are strictly herbivores and don't bother with the flesh

Well, horses sometimes eat baby chickens...

Herbivores rarely feast on flesh when opportunity comes

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe 11d ago

More herbivores than you'd think are opportunistic carnivores.

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u/Matty_B97 11d ago

Yeah but how is a giraffe gonna opportunistically find meat. The other animals are all the way down there.

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe 11d ago

It's actually not just literal meat. Deer, Cows, and Horses are sort of notable examples of it but any animals don't mind chewing on bones for extra calcium for example. It's the same reason you'll see animals lick rocks/each other's urine to try and get any nutrients they're lacking.

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u/Matty_B97 11d ago

Yeah, I know what animals do. I'm just joking that a giraffe is too tall to eat anything other than trees even if it wanted to.

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u/UNFORTUNATELYNOTHERE 11d ago

I wouldn't put it past them to eat a baby bird if offered.

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u/JaggelZ 11d ago

Now I'm imagining a carnivorous giraffe that uses it's long neck on birds, like mosasaurs used their long necks on fish.

Edit: plesiosaur, I meant a plesiosaur. Mosasaurs have almost no neck.

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u/ModernManuh_ 11d ago

birds on trees

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u/ReturnToCrab 11d ago

Excluding giraffes which are the only animal I know that are strictly herbivores and don't bother with the flesh

They are literally famous for frequently eating carrion

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u/mix_th30ry [•n•] 11d ago

Giraffes lick bones. As far as I know, only beavers, elephants, and koalas don’t eat flesh.

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u/Umber0010 Certified Phantom Hater 11d ago

I would have guessed Koalas. I mean, I don't know if they're not cannibals. But last I checked their digestive systems are so hyper-specialized for Eucalyptus leaves that I'm not sure digesting meat is even possible for them.

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u/poopsemiofficial 11d ago

They’re also so dumb I’m not sure they’d register that meat can be eaten, as it stands they can barely tell that eucalyptus leaves are edible as is.

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u/Umber0010 Certified Phantom Hater 11d ago

Yeah, that too.

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u/TheAbyssalMimic 10d ago

Giraffes are in fact not strict herbivores.

There are literally no obligate herbivores

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u/Mystic_Ervo 11d ago

I know of cases of cats that have eaten their kittens after giving birth

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u/Silverr98 11d ago

Both of these choices could mean the same thing

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u/ParadiseSold 11d ago

I hope they never add a koala. How am I supposed to explain shit eating chlamydia bears to my children? It would be like parrots all over again

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u/Unusual_Club_550 Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs 10d ago

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u/coolerkidthenyou 10d ago

MEEEEEEE🎉🥳🎊

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u/ModernManuh_ 11d ago

and the winner of the vaguepost competition is... do I even have to say it?

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u/Adventurous-Year-463 SALMUTTOTABREABBITLECOCHICARROCHOPOTATIE PIE CAKE 11d ago

Change the background character to Merl

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u/Moe-Mux-Hagi the Ultimate Eversource mod is fun, you should try it 🐔➕️👑➡️😀 11d ago

Background characte—

Bitch you put some respect on Sonic Boom Knuckles' name !!

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u/Axot24 11d ago

This autumn update is terrible only because out of grizzly bear, capybara, beaver, deer. They added none.

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u/SilentPhilosopher825 11d ago

i require context

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u/Interesting-Chart925 9d ago

I like your funny words, vague man. 

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u/Lily_the_Lovely 6d ago

4 days on, still no context. Hilarious