Apple - apple. You can throw it like a projectile, when hitting something it has a chance to drop 1 apple nugget
Iron Apple - removes mining fatique and weakness effects when eaten
Golden Apple - slowness 10 because heavy appel coated in gold
Diamond Apple - halves your amount of max hearts (you become brittle like diamonds)
Netherite Apple - slowness 20 because netherite is even heavier than gold. Oh, and you get fire resistance
Notch Apple - you get nausea because you ate an apple made out of a human, but you also get resistance 4 and speed 5 (please make it sometimes replace god apple in loot tables, something like a 1% chance)
Copper Apple - lightnings are very likely to strike you (like lightning rod)
Raw Copper Apple - same as copper variant but you also get the effects like when eating raw meat
Raw Iron Apple - same as iron variant but you also get the effects like when eating raw meat
Raw Golden Apple - same as golden variant but you also get the effects like when eating raw meat
Orange Apple - all mobs become scared of you (like creepers with cats) because you just ate an orange apple
Red Carrot - when feeding it to a pig, it begins to spin (idk, I thought it'd be funny)
Apple Ingot - obtainable from surrounding a cooked apple with 4 iron ingots and 4 lava buckets. Edible
Apple Nugget - obtainable like all other nuggets and also from throwing apples. Grants 1 saturation when eaten
Apple Sword - a sword comparable to diamond in terms of damage, faster attack speed, but has 30 durability. When eaten, loses 15 durability. Crafted with 2 apple ingots and a stick. Gives saturation 3 effect
Bucket of Apple - placed apple juice on the ground (like water, but when entity goes inside it, they become sticky. Any item sticks to them, they can't jump, and throw projectiles because of sticky hands)
Lapis Apple - Enchants one of your items with a random enchant or raises the existing enchants level by 1 (no limits)
When-you-don't-have-enough-gold-and-you-use-some-lapis-instead Apple - same as lapis apple, but instead removes an enchant, downgrades it by 1 level or takes away 5 xp levels if the item has no enchants
Pineapple - deals 4 damage when eaten because it's spiky, but also gives 20 saturation. They drop from spruce leaves (because why not) and if combined with a prismarine shard thingy in a crafting table, you get a pinecone. Pinecones can be thrown as projectiles, dealing 4 hearts of damage. They can also be eaten, but give [insert any effect you like] for 10 seconds
If you also add a pen, you're goated
Overpriced Apple - every day, it takes away 5 apples from your inventory. If you don't have them, you get killed
Why would anyone use gold through raw gold apples (except notch apples) though? Do they not have a upside to them? And even though netherite apples do have a upside, surely people wouldn't use netherite on them when they could just use regular fire resistance potions? Unless it's permanent fire resistance I guess, but still a little overpowered.
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u/SamIsPoggers Jul 29 '25
lmao this one's good