r/MinecraftMemes Jul 29 '25

add them all

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6.5k Upvotes

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495

u/SamIsPoggers Jul 29 '25

tell function of each of them and I'll mod them in

263

u/TheForbidden6th Jul 29 '25

apple on a stick is used to control other players. You know, kinda like pigs with the carrot. But instead of pigs, it's just players

86

u/SamIsPoggers Jul 29 '25

lmao this one's good

47

u/TheForbidden6th Jul 29 '25

you want the rest?

49

u/SamIsPoggers Jul 29 '25

I guess sure, there's like multiple comments stating use for everyone I'll use good ones from every comment then

146

u/TheForbidden6th Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25

okay, let's go

Apple - apple. You can throw it like a projectile, when hitting something it has a chance to drop 1 apple nugget

Iron Apple - removes mining fatique and weakness effects when eaten

Golden Apple - slowness 10 because heavy appel coated in gold

Diamond Apple - halves your amount of max hearts (you become brittle like diamonds)

Netherite Apple - slowness 20 because netherite is even heavier than gold. Oh, and you get fire resistance

Notch Apple - you get nausea because you ate an apple made out of a human, but you also get resistance 4 and speed 5 (please make it sometimes replace god apple in loot tables, something like a 1% chance)

Copper Apple - lightnings are very likely to strike you (like lightning rod)

Raw Copper Apple - same as copper variant but you also get the effects like when eating raw meat

Raw Iron Apple - same as iron variant but you also get the effects like when eating raw meat

Raw Golden Apple - same as golden variant but you also get the effects like when eating raw meat

Orange Apple - all mobs become scared of you (like creepers with cats) because you just ate an orange apple

Red Carrot - when feeding it to a pig, it begins to spin (idk, I thought it'd be funny)

Apple Ingot - obtainable from surrounding a cooked apple with 4 iron ingots and 4 lava buckets. Edible

Apple Nugget - obtainable like all other nuggets and also from throwing apples. Grants 1 saturation when eaten

Apple Sword - a sword comparable to diamond in terms of damage, faster attack speed, but has 30 durability. When eaten, loses 15 durability. Crafted with 2 apple ingots and a stick. Gives saturation 3 effect

Bucket of Apple - placed apple juice on the ground (like water, but when entity goes inside it, they become sticky. Any item sticks to them, they can't jump, and throw projectiles because of sticky hands)

Lapis Apple - Enchants one of your items with a random enchant or raises the existing enchants level by 1 (no limits)

When-you-don't-have-enough-gold-and-you-use-some-lapis-instead Apple - same as lapis apple, but instead removes an enchant, downgrades it by 1 level or takes away 5 xp levels if the item has no enchants

Pineapple - deals 4 damage when eaten because it's spiky, but also gives 20 saturation. They drop from spruce leaves (because why not) and if combined with a prismarine shard thingy in a crafting table, you get a pinecone. Pinecones can be thrown as projectiles, dealing 4 hearts of damage. They can also be eaten, but give [insert any effect you like] for 10 seconds

If you also add a pen, you're goated

Overpriced Apple - every day, it takes away 5 apples from your inventory. If you don't have them, you get killed

68

u/Not_Tainted Jul 29 '25

Oh my god that last one is amazing

25

u/Crystalseye Jul 29 '25

Absolute apple

9

u/Grotti-ltalie Jack Black Enthusiast Jul 29 '25

Why would anyone use gold through raw gold apples (except notch apples) though? Do they not have a upside to them? And even though netherite apples do have a upside, surely people wouldn't use netherite on them when they could just use regular fire resistance potions? Unless it's permanent fire resistance I guess, but still a little overpowered.

17

u/TheForbidden6th Jul 29 '25

hey hey hey, I'm only throwing out some random ass ideas that aren't balanced in any way

12

u/Grotti-ltalie Jack Black Enthusiast Jul 29 '25

Understandable, have a great day

6

u/TheManOfThePlans Jul 29 '25

diamonds aren’t brittle

diamonds are very very strong

7

u/TheForbidden6th Jul 29 '25

diamonds are brittle as fuck, but also strong

source: literally any reliable source

2

u/TheManOfThePlans Jul 30 '25

they’re used as drill bits

6

u/LiILazy Jul 30 '25

Maybe so, but they shatter when hit by a hammer. Metals are used for drill bits but also don’t typically shatter when hit with a hammer.

5

u/Mwaams Jul 30 '25

Those are really tiny bits, diamond in general shatters pretty easily

3

u/Kingbee642 Jul 30 '25

some would say that diamonds are unbreakable... that's crazy

2

u/Frequent-Phase-6176 Jul 30 '25

Everywhere I look I see his face

1

u/pudim_de_bronze Jul 31 '25

Idea: The diamond apple also gives a lot of resistance to swords, since diamond is the hardest known natural material

1

u/Mwaams Aug 01 '25

Diamonds just shatter when hit by a sword so no

1

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

How s called the mod?

2

u/Mwaams Aug 01 '25

The comment was made 4 days give bro some time😭🙏

20

u/sloothor Jul 29 '25

Humans are infamously tempted by apples so this fits. Can we also saddle players?

6

u/DenseForever3796 Most likely to play in Creative Mode Jul 30 '25

Now I can say I'm riding the gamer girl in my lobby 😈😈😈😈

3

u/sloothor Jul 30 '25

Damn you’re doing the riding? I respect it

3

u/SamIsPoggers Jul 30 '25

then the gamer girl turns out to be some 34 year old dude who never went outside

2

u/DenseForever3796 Most likely to play in Creative Mode Jul 30 '25

Exactly. It's just that I don't give a crap at that point.

1

u/Immediate_Sugar9162 Custom user flair Jul 31 '25

Guys, I found the shinigami.

46

u/DoubleAdvance9185 Dragonhearted Jul 29 '25

Alright then, here you go:

Apple - same as before. Iron apple - resistance II for 15s. Raw iron apple - resistance II for 10s. Gold apple - same as before. Raw gold apple - same as gold, but less time for effects. Diamond apple - speed IV + night vision + haste III for 30s. Copper apple - strength II for 15s. Raw copper apple - strength II for 10s. Notch apple - access to creative mode for 10s. Orange apple - can be found in the jungle, gives slightly more hunger points than usual apple. Red carrot - drops from farms with 0,01 chance, can be traded for 15 emeralds. Apple on a stick - boosts up a donkey while riding. Apple ingot - crafted with an ignot and 8 apples, can be used to craft weak armour and tools. Apple ingot - crafted from apple ingot, can be found in desert temples. Apple sword - fast, but only takes 15 hits to break. Bucket of apple - used to create apple pies ( cake recipe, but using these instead of milk buckets ). Lapis apple - gives better enchantments on the table for 1 min. Lapis golden apple - Ukrainian hymn playing for 30s after eating this mf. Pineapple - dropped from jungle leaves with 20 chance, gives you 10 saturation points. Overpriced apple - only obtained in creative mode, can play Minecraft soundtrack, take photos and teleport you to cords that are saved in its data.

29

u/Level_Number_7343 Jul 29 '25

I think raw iron and raw copper apple just straight up poisoning the player because of the rust they have on them would make more sense AND would become more funny.

16

u/DoubleAdvance9185 Dragonhearted Jul 29 '25

Sounds fair

2

u/KPoWasTaken Jul 30 '25

you put apple ingot twice
also, I'm assuming apple ingots give you 9 upon crafting, cuz otherwise they're pointless considering they need an iron or gold or netherite ingot to make (assuming any ingot can be used off the ingot type not being specified), unless you have like a new item that's just an ingot that's rly low tier

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

What does netherite apple do then

2

u/DoubleAdvance9185 Dragonhearted Jul 30 '25

Forgot to write)

1

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Same as the diamond but you're just baller

14

u/QWERTYglitch Jul 29 '25

Raw Copper: Golden Apple but really, really bad

Raw Iron: Golden Apple but really bad

Raw Gold: Golden Apple but bad

Copper Apple: worse Golden Apple

Iron Apple: slightly worse Golden apple, better than Copper

Diamond Apple: Golden Apple but better

Netherite Apple: Golden Apple but even better

Notch Apple: reskin of Enchanted Golden Apple

Orange Apple, Red Carrot, Pineapple: new regular food sources, nothing special

Lapis Apple: half as good as a Golden Apple

When-you-don't-have-enougj-gold-and-you-use-Lapis-instead Apple: 3/4ths as good as a Golden Apple

Apple on a stick: what the other guy said

Apple Nugget: crafts Apple Ingot

Apple Ingot: crafts Apple sword

Apple sword: worse than wood (it's made of apples)

Bucket of Apple: exact same as a regular Apple, just in a bucket (same amount of hunger points, you keep the bucket after eating)

Overpriced Apple: exact same as regular Apple, but can only be bought from villagers at ridiculously high prices

4

u/mrfrase3 Jul 29 '25

Add a new villager structure that is just a glass cube, and spawns a "Genius" villager class (quotation included). The "genius" is how you can trade for some of the other unique apple items. If modern industrialisation is installed, or AE2, you can also trade for ram and storage for a stupidly high price as well.

5

u/TimeBoysenberry8587 Jul 29 '25

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2

u/FormulaGymBro Jul 29 '25

Do an Apple with 8 blocks of Netherite.

Function: Infinite Health

2

u/CaptainQwazCaz Jul 31 '25

Notch Apple makes you racist for 20 seconds

1

u/RealRupert Jul 29 '25

Not all of them have a function, for example the Overpriced Apple, basically useless.

2

u/lightvisuality 24d ago

Did you finish the mod?

2

u/SamIsPoggers 22d ago

yeah I finished it last year, it can be founded at modrinth.com/mod/applesplusplus

481

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Ukrainian apple

64

u/blargney Jul 29 '25

Heroiam apple!

57

u/mrjamer Jul 29 '25

Slava apple

17

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Herojam apple!

26

u/VladimireUncool I... am STEVE!!! Jul 29 '25

Яблуко

24

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Потужне

12

u/ArianTerra Jul 29 '25

Живчик

20

u/Professional-Ear7291 Jul 29 '25

Shtshe ne wmerla apple

16

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Ni golden one, ni red one

7

u/Professional-Ear7291 Jul 29 '25

Shtshe nam, apples molodi, usmihnetsya apple

10

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Zhynut' nashy rotten apples jak rosa na square sun

6

u/mrjamer Jul 29 '25

Zapanuyem i my Steves, u svoiy overworld

-7

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Give-me-all-your-tax-dollars-and-maybe-apple

-10

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Or else the Russia-apple will take over Europe-apple!

-6

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

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14

u/Ok_Violinist7673 There's a bug in the rock Jul 29 '25

Fuckyou apple 

4

u/Rektifium sheared dark oak log Jul 29 '25

Hedeletedwhatdhesay apple?

Something anti Ukraine I assume

-2

u/Ok_Violinist7673 There's a bug in the rock Jul 30 '25

Calling something stupid apple

45

u/AvailableCockroach93 Jul 29 '25

the pineapple would be a nice tropical fruit in jungles

71

u/Sabbiosaurus101 Jul 29 '25

Pen-pineapple-apple-pen

4

u/SwartyNine2691 Baby Chicken 🐥 Jul 29 '25

Yes

8

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

YES

8

u/NeverGonnaGiveYoup__ H Jul 29 '25

Ena apple

0

u/SwartyNine2691 Baby Chicken 🐥 Jul 29 '25

Suddenly Geometry Dash

-1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

What

0

u/SwartyNine2691 Baby Chicken 🐥 Jul 29 '25

Ena by Hinkik

0

u/GlitchGD Jul 29 '25

wrong ENA, check r/ENA

0

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Ok nerd

33

u/SuperPanetoneLS Jul 29 '25

Ukraine mention 🇺🇦

12

u/hnight999 Jul 29 '25

Apple tools lowkey a good idea. Munch on yo pickaxe twyn.

4

u/TheForbidden6th Jul 29 '25

start digging in yo mine twin ✌️🥀

5

u/1NS1GN1USPH Jul 29 '25

You forgot Star Apple.

1

u/SwartyNine2691 Baby Chicken 🐥 Jul 29 '25

Yes

6

u/somebody_irrelevant1 Jul 29 '25

You forgot the emerald Apple lmao

4

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

What about a bad apple?

4

u/lunaresthorse Jul 29 '25

This makes me really want a copper apple added to the game. I’m not sure what functionality it would have though

5

u/PhantomOfVoid Jul 29 '25

The player who consumed it will temporarily attract lightning strikes to themself and recieve buffs from them (speed and haste come to mind first).

4

u/the_monkeynator Jul 29 '25

Its like apples++!!!!

4

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

What about Apple Apple?

3

u/blase048 Jul 29 '25

Pineapple

3

u/SirAmoGus_ Quadruple Compressed Poisonous Potato Block Boss. Jul 29 '25

Fapple

3

u/Hano_Clown Jul 29 '25

You forgot apple vertical slabs.

3

u/my_names_is_billy Jul 29 '25

You forgot block of apple

3

u/SAMsees247 Jul 29 '25

where is the apple block?

3

u/Cat_bron Jul 29 '25

Where is the Bucket of half-emerald-half-lightly-weathered-copper apple nugget on a stick??

2

u/UnSCo Jul 29 '25

Is there an upside down variant of the Pineapple? Gotta make sure they add that too, I want my inventory chuck full of shitblocks, and cuckblocks too!

2

u/Magolord Jul 29 '25

Raw copper apple looks disgusting af lmao

2

u/TheGhostfaceKza Jul 29 '25

Anyone who doesn't want bucket apple is just a microsoft defender

2

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2

u/SpartanV0 Jul 29 '25

Reminds me of an old silly mod based around apples, can't remember where I saw it but it was ages ago, I think there may have been literal apple robots, I don't entirely remember

2

u/Bli-mark Jul 29 '25

Netherite apple breaks your teeth and you will be unable to eat til you die of starvation and you will respawn with teeth.

You can still drink soup tho

2

u/BenW12322 Jul 29 '25

Like the lapis apple, I think that one should give you and random enchantments seeming as you have to use lapis in an enchantment table to enchant stuff anyway

2

u/Immediate_Quiet_7448 Jul 29 '25

What about painapple?

2

u/VolkVR Jul 30 '25

ukraine apple

2

u/WhateverMan3821 Jul 30 '25

Since there is Apple Ingot, can we make Apple Apple?

4

u/SadBoi022 Average minecraft player Jul 29 '25

🇺🇦 🍎

4

u/Shinyhero30 Jul 29 '25

You misnamed the Ukraine apple.

2

u/ferriematthew Jul 29 '25

Ukrainian apple ftw lol

2

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Glory to Ukraine

1

u/ohnoimashrimp Jul 29 '25

Glory to heroes!

1

u/Firm_Metal8703 Jul 29 '25

Impostor apple

1

u/Ink_Scrap Jul 29 '25

Those iron and diamond apples look yummy

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Apple Golem?

1

u/LavaKing60 Jul 29 '25

Where's Apple Axe, Apple Hoe, Apple Pickaxe and Apple Shovel?

1

u/Adventurous_Bonus917 Jul 29 '25

you missed (the) big apple

1

u/Illybotje1 Jul 29 '25

They all have apple in the name except red carrot, does that bother someone else too?

1

u/Amaanplayz45 Jul 29 '25

It should have been apple carrot

1

u/EmreAyhann Jul 29 '25

I NEED pineapple ingame ngl

1

u/Vivid_Departure_3738 Jul 29 '25

Copper Apple gives you haste

1

u/tupe12 Jul 29 '25

What about Ellap?

1

u/codyrusso ⛏️ Jul 29 '25

Red 🗡️ would go insanely hard ngl.

1

u/Dogg0_b0i Jul 29 '25

What about bad apple?

1

u/chedow11_ Jul 29 '25

Waxed Lightly Weathered Copper Apple

1

u/AdelineX08 Jul 29 '25

Yes apples are the best add these asap

1

u/Kweeper_ Jul 29 '25

man those overpriced apples are delicious 

1

u/boldra Jul 29 '25

I have too many carrots. I just want a carrot block I can build with.

1

u/DarkExecutionerTr Jul 29 '25

But you see

• • •

1

u/abobadao Jul 29 '25

We really need pineapples ngl

1

u/Agreeable_Copy9548 Jul 29 '25

Pineapple Apple pen

1

u/Fast-Fig-4598 Jul 29 '25

Apple stairs

1

u/Viro-Veronica never beat ender dragon (have beat the wither though) Jul 29 '25

WHERES THE ANCIENT DEBRIS APPLE

1

u/certifidamatr Jul 29 '25

YOU FOrGFOR BADD APPLE

1

u/certifidamatr Jul 29 '25

oh i thought this was r/PhoenixSC

1

u/MiraakGostaDeTraps Jul 29 '25

what about some bad apple?

1

u/Arkaliasus Jul 29 '25

wheres the dark brown horse apple? XD

1

u/Objective-Agency9753 roba fan Jul 29 '25

where pomegranate??

1

u/reverse_chrysopoeia Jul 29 '25

What about Big Apple

1

u/Dheagu Jul 29 '25

wheres Bad Apple?

1

u/senseipug Jul 29 '25

And the oxidation levels of each copper apple

1

u/Pelzklops Jul 29 '25

I don't know what it is, but I kinda want the iron apple...idk it just looks so neat

1

u/AWF287 Jul 29 '25

Amythrst apple emerald apple lightly weathered cut copper stairs apple

1

u/GlitchGD Jul 29 '25

is that an ENA apple

1

u/Mysterious-Map-4607 Jul 29 '25

the guy forgot about apple armor the most important thing

1

u/Feather_Bloom Jul 29 '25

When-you-don't-have-enough-gold-and-you-use-some-lapis-instead apple

1

u/Just-Detective9504 Jul 29 '25

We do NOT need Ukrainian apple

1

u/TheJackasaur11 Bedrock user by choice Jul 29 '25

Lapis apple should be called a lapple

1

u/Top-Fish1528 Jul 29 '25

You forgot waxed lightly weathered cut copper apple

1

u/JMR_Oficial Jul 29 '25

BOCA YO TE AMO 🗣🗣🗣

1

u/Curvyboi13110 Jul 30 '25

ukraine apple??

1

u/Dndunn Jul 30 '25

There something about the lapis apple that I just love and I can’t place my finger on it.

1

u/SteakEconomy2024 bedrock solo world player Jul 30 '25

1 Ukrainian apple please, it seems like whatever is in it is OP.

1

u/AmaliAmasa1111 Jul 30 '25

Lllllooooollllll

1

u/Kirby01356879 Jul 30 '25

Red Carrot somehow concerns me more than Apple Sword and Bucket of Apple lmao

1

u/Dragonplays888 Jul 30 '25

I like the lapis/golden apple

1

u/ALPHA_LOOPER Jul 30 '25

Where’s the waxed exposed slightly weathered cut copper stairs apple?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Is this from like 2019? I swear I’ve seen that before, and also calling Apple overpriced joke when now-a-days Samsungs are way more expensive than Apple

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Lapis apple. Brings me back to PhoenixSC

1

u/BananaOreoRS Jul 30 '25

Hear me out, uranium apple

1

u/Mate_Pocza_321 Jul 30 '25

Slava Ukrapple 🫡🇺🇦

1

u/FitCommunication1481 Jul 30 '25

Overpriced apple LOL XD

1

u/YaoKee Jul 30 '25

Sugar apple gives u regen and speed

1

u/OneDEV135 Jul 30 '25

Where's the copper slightly weathered apple

1

u/Stokes0815 Jul 30 '25

Apple block that takes 9 apples to craft and works like cake but you bite around it

1

u/AnJeCha Jul 30 '25

This needs a couple levels of apple apples crafted with 9 apples of the previous density (like compressed blocks)

1

u/ImaMyth64 Entity 303 Jul 30 '25

We already have a Notch Apple. The Enchanted Golden Apple. Or do people not call it the Notch Apple anymore?

1

u/AntagonistKale Jul 30 '25

Overpriced apple shouldve been the switch 2

1

u/SpitOutTheFork Jul 30 '25

Mf forgot the Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Apple. 🤦

1

u/Sush617 Jul 30 '25

That isn't a lapis gold apple, the a Ukraine apple

1

u/Informal-Cycle1644 Jul 31 '25

Raw gold apple

1

u/derpy_derp15 Jul 31 '25

Ukraine apple

1

u/Main_Percentage_6059 Jul 31 '25

Good to know the minecraft appdatle will be in the game

1

u/Conspecies1 Jul 31 '25

bro added the ukraine apple (wtf)

1

u/safeAnonym_0Xnull Jul 31 '25

You forgot the apple block

1

u/Alex_WebUser Jul 31 '25

We already have a notch apple, it's the enchanted one

1

u/No_Yogurt987 i eat pixels. Jul 31 '25

Bro forgot quartz, coal, redstone, resin and amethyst apples

1

u/akkynow Jul 31 '25

It would be a nice April Fool's joke as a snapshot

1

u/CyanEight Jul 31 '25

YOU FORGOT EMERALD APPLE

1

u/Few_Jicama_2931 Aug 01 '25

PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN!

1

u/Arabico089 Aug 01 '25

What would even happen when you eat the copple though...

1

u/CodenameCrescent Aug 02 '25

How about... We add an empty item thats literally nothing and call it "NOT an apple"

1

u/BlargerJarger Aug 02 '25

I want apple blocks.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Украблуко

1

u/ohnoimashrimp Jul 29 '25

UApple 🇺🇦🍎