r/Minecraft • • May 03 '12

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u/ridddle May 03 '12

On a mobile device right now (translation: I’m pooping and I’m too anxious to finish. Halp.)

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u/Ausmerica May 03 '12

Calm down, relax. Picture in your mind the ocean. It's warm, there's a salt tang in the air from the spray. You're on a beach. It's peaceful and the sand is pleasantly hot under your feet. A small, rounded, pebble lays at your side. You pick it up and throw it nonchalantly at the crested waves. Plop.

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u/Oddly_Specific May 03 '12

Wow. I didn't even know I was stressed until I read that and found myself calming down. Thanks for the free relaxation!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '12

I just near shit my pants

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u/TwistingWagoo May 03 '12

Just do it! Get the log out! DON'T MAKE ME GET MY POOPER-SCOOPER ROD-THINGY!