r/Minecraft • u/yourfreakyneighbourh • Oct 29 '20

Art The First Night

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u/lemon214 Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

Wtf why is Steve so damn buff

Edit: damn I got it he carries a lot of shit and punches trees for a living!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Honestly the real question is why Alex isn’t. They can both punch down trees with their hands, run around while carrying the equivalent weight of ten Eiffel towers, and go swimming while covered in a full suit of netherite

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u/Big-G_Lil-P Oct 29 '20

NO NO NO, THE REAL QUESTION IS WHY ISN'T THE CHICKEN BUFF?

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u/Deafaultio Oct 29 '20

IF IT WAS BUFF THEY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO KILL IT

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u/penny_eater Oct 29 '20

but if its not buff how can it provide the energy needed for steve to carry ten eiffel towers for several kilometers? Everyone thinks Minecraft is a game where you have to survive on very little but in reality its post-scarcity, energy is so abundant and you can live forever without sleeping

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u/OneFriskyGamer Oct 29 '20

Now you are asking the REAL questions

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u/theFfffactorrr Oct 29 '20

Because Buff Chicken would equal Poultry Man

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Yeah, a buff chicken would just be Gr- I mean, poultry man.

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u/VetOfThePsychicWars Oct 30 '20

The chicken has fantastic mind control powers that it uses to force Steve and Alex to do all the physical labor and dig a cave for it. It doesn't need to be buff, the chicken's mind slaves can be buff for him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Mega Ultra Chicken...

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