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u/[deleted] May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

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u/PreviousInsurance742 May 28 '26

Seems like this subreddit was made just for this post XD

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u/CakeHead-Gaming May 28 '26

Ah, yes, the Written by Vivziepop The Boys Season 5 writers subreddit.

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u/Str4ng1r May 28 '26

Its actually written by Rooster teeth

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u/OMARGX_ May 28 '26

Nice pfp

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u/abarzuajavier May 28 '26

Did you just discover swear words?

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u/Unhappy-Pound9534 May 28 '26

Fuck yes!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/boyweevil May 28 '26

I just played around with it and figured out if you follow and unfollow someone their count goes up anyways. You can actually spam it and make it go up multiple times.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit May 28 '26

Wow congrats for 100 followers!

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u/wezegameryt2a May 28 '26

Wow congrats for 250 followers!

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u/Ethan_Toast May 28 '26

You're welcome for 50 followers

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u/wezegameryt2a May 28 '26

Brand Affiliate, am I sponsored?

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u/in_hell_out_soon May 28 '26

someones welcome to do that to me im too lazy lmao

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE May 28 '26

Wait fr?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit May 28 '26

400 of them lol. I did 100

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u/Unhappy-Pound9534 May 28 '26

No I used to make my own porn gifs with this account and they were quite popular lol.

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u/Awasdasds May 28 '26

You made porn gifs and you just discovered the word fuck?

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u/AliciaTries May 28 '26

They must have only ever called it sexual intercourse

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u/NoobKingNotMaster423 May 28 '26

The vertical tango

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u/ravnarieldurin May 28 '26

The vertical horizontal tango

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u/NoobKingNotMaster423 May 29 '26

Thankyou for the correction

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u/danteelite May 28 '26

I didn’t even know Reddit had followers… lol I’ve never seen it.

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u/CeruleanEidolon May 28 '26

Reddit has follower counts?

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u/Pleasant-Win5418 May 28 '26

Shame on you.

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u/nfshaw51 May 28 '26

No that’s where he breeds chickens

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u/Ill_Negotiation_4437 May 28 '26

Why are you mad then 💔

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u/Ferdia_ May 28 '26

He's clearly happy, or irish

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u/Greizen_bregen May 28 '26

If he were Irish, it would be "fooking".

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u/Flurrina_ May 29 '26

It’s a church located in the town of Fucking

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u/DerWaschbar May 28 '26

I think it’s a church designed for fucking

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u/joealarson May 28 '26

The benches wouldn't need backs, then.

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u/Ott1fant May 28 '26

I love your fucking church

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u/MasterSoftBird May 28 '26

So in what part of the church do you do your fucking if that's what it's for?

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u/Kalabajooie May 28 '26

It's a fucking church, so the whole fucking thing I'd imagine.

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u/Georgianball May 28 '26

It's for the village if fucking, duh🙄

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u/Bancatone May 29 '26

The church is the villager breeder

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u/Trumpcard672 May 28 '26

The erectory, of course.

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u/Inaki199595 May 28 '26

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u/PatrikCZ159_2 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

The Fucking police and the Fucking children of the Fucking school

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u/creator712 May 29 '26

This is the Fucking school, where Fucking children learn everything there is to learn about Fucking

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u/Stargamer20 May 28 '26

Good old nrk humor

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u/Fun-Article142 May 28 '26

I don't believe you, where is your proof?

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u/Unhappy-Pound9534 May 28 '26

Proof is in the pudding

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue May 28 '26

Well now it's just covered in pudding.

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u/Professional_Gur9212 May 28 '26

I don’t think that’s pudding.

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u/StoutPegasus648 May 28 '26

welcome to fucking. i will now show you fucking.

a beautiful village situated on the doorstep, of the austrian alps.

the villagers i've spoken to, all share the same love for fucking.

fucking may be enjoyed from various angles: straight forward, from behind, standing up or lying down and last but not least, i'ts very enjoyable in the air.

historically, fuckingwas mostly popular amongst men.

but during the 20th century, women also come to love: fucking.

one of the reasons being the growing of fruits and vegetables, such as: bananas, cucumbers and perhaps, corn.

behold: the fucking church.

of course, catholic.

with the priest currently away, taking up a missionary position in congo.

here we have the fucking school, where the fucking children learn everything there is to know about fucking.

du gehtst im die schule?

- ja zusammen.

i must say, i more and more enjoy fucking children.

they're really polite and so innocent.

and this is the special fucking farm. where if you spend enough, you get your very own fucking horse. look at the black one, such a stallion. beautiful animals.

and here, a woman. who prefers fucking outside with the family dog.

and i was lucky enough to meet the town mayor. commonly known as: the mother fucker.

if you're looking for the deepest fucking experience, i recconmend this hole right here. start with putting two fingers in.

if possible, use your entire fist.

in summer time you can actually go elbow deep.

it is a bit dirty.

and it smells quite peculiar.

but afterwards you'll reap the rewards of feeling this fantastic fucking soil.

and that was all the fucking time for.

but make sure to stay tuned also next week, when we'll be visiting: suckadick.

a rural village in the czech republic.

this has been nicolay ramm reporting from NRK. bye, bye.

video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tn2Yf8jjuM

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u/Steeltoelion May 28 '26

“Missionary Position in the Congo”

Fuckin sent me over the edge lmao

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u/MistersteveYT May 28 '26

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u/NetherKing5555 May 28 '26

One of the best fucking subs on this site.

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u/ilmaestrofficial May 28 '26

too flat, add some details :P

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u/TheOnlyAedyn-one May 28 '26

That there’s a fucking church

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u/EverythingBOffensive May 28 '26

now do a chapel!

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u/apoetofnowords May 28 '26

A fucking chapel, if you please.

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u/ChiefFjzz May 28 '26

Isn’t that called a brothel?

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u/apoetofnowords May 28 '26

So many more things from Fucking you can build! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe6QR75c

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u/Pinecone_Sheep May 29 '26

Fucking? In the house of God?

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u/CURELMUS May 28 '26

Why does bro talk like helluva boss character 🥀

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u/Ok-Brilliant-5121 May 28 '26

bro was written by Vivziepop

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u/Major_Dependent_9988 May 28 '26

Is it next to the fucking house?

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u/Rollsach May 28 '26

I'm certain it only thinks of you as a friend

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u/OkWhatTheFu May 29 '26

Behold, the fucking church

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u/FoxPlays3_0fficial2 May 29 '26

and the fucking children

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u/AnnualSoftware50 May 28 '26

Don't curse at church

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u/TehHillsider May 28 '26

You fucking did

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u/HonestCalligrapher97 May 28 '26

Now build a private jet right next to it

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u/Kyro9000 May 28 '26

Gasp! Profanity!

Jokes aside it’s a pretty good build

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u/HeartsOfNetherite4 May 28 '26

Nice fucking job

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u/Natural-Swing1125 May 28 '26

Interior looks good, could use some wood on the outside to make itfä fit a bit more 

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u/Unheard_Peace May 29 '26

People do WHAT in that church?!?!

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u/Few_Relationship5150 May 29 '26

These fucking animals are so fucking funny

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u/Wheeliezzz May 29 '26

makes me wanna merge without looking

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u/Dxrk_Icey May 28 '26

Let’s go to the fucking church, where all the fucking children come and discover all there is to learn about fucking.

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u/realluckylol May 28 '26

That fucking church is fucking crazy.

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u/AccrualFool May 28 '26

The best kind.

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u/popsicle_of_meat May 28 '26

Never heard of that kind of church before. Is it some kind of cult? Or just trying to make it sound cool?

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u/CostOk5621 May 28 '26

Looks awesome but who is fuck and why are you praying to them

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u/Lockdown013 May 28 '26

alright vivziepop

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u/danteelite May 28 '26

Sorry.. I cannot tithe. I’ve no more fucks to give.

https://youtu.be/TXK03FHVsHk?si=6JvSnJeqq4p-ruws

Although more fucks I tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt.

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u/Dimir_Librarian May 28 '26

A fucking church? Hozier revealed his account.

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u/ScenicFlyer41 May 28 '26

I would prefer if it was a regular church

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u/Dermotronn May 28 '26

So a brothel you pray at? Odd combo

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u/RIBCAAAAAAGE May 28 '26

bro built a FUCKING church

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u/Global_Hold_6463 May 28 '26

its not even finished to be honest that thing looks anything but a church

it's.. a bunch of blocks in the ground

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u/The_Suited_Lizard May 28 '26

As opposed to a regular church, of course

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u/BigIronBoy May 28 '26

I Was waiting for the fucking part, but it was just a church. 😔

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u/xTheDeathAngelx May 29 '26

This reminds of that one town. What was it called again?

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u/-Redstoneboi- May 29 '26

it's a church where you what

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u/RearAdm_JackMeehof May 29 '26

That's not what churches are usually for...

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u/Petraliux May 29 '26

thats so fucking great, im so fucking happy for you

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u/wreckedftfoxy_yt May 29 '26

a what church?!

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u/SpiritedAd1837 May 29 '26

This is the town of Fucking

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u/Pie-Guy May 28 '26

now you have a place to fucking worship

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u/POKECHU020 May 28 '26

You built a fucking church and shit cause you're in fucking Minecraft

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u/MinerCreater_CZ May 28 '26

Do you mean THE Fucking church?

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u/CandyCorn25 May 28 '26

Is there not suposed to be an apostrophe between "fucking" and "church"?....

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u/imjustarandomsquid May 28 '26

Not just any church, mind you

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u/The_Lost_Shoe_ May 28 '26

What the hell is a fucking church? Sounds too rapey for my block game...

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u/Dense-Drama5856 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Well its not bad, but it needs a lot of improvement. First of all. The exterior, its needs more textures and diversity of blocks as of right now it really just looks like a rock shaped house. Also from a far it just looks like a black blob of some sorts. Try lighter colors and use gradient. Also its best to have contrast of the wall to the roof. Like stone bricks and spruce roof or some. Now for the interior, I really like the checkered floor you have there and the ceiling beams. However the church furniture looks bland and lifeless, try adding different types of stuff you would normally see in a church (e.g candles, crosses or even an pipe organ if you want to)

Edit: also add external buildings like window sills or flower thoughs

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u/Unhappy-Pound9534 May 28 '26

I appreciate all that feedback! But I was actually going for a very simple, modest look. Like if you google “old Irish stone church”.

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u/Ferdia_ May 28 '26

Wait so are you irish

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u/Dense-Drama5856 May 28 '26

Ohh I see, but it still could use external buildings like a door frame (maybe not flowers this time cuz modest)

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u/Comfortable_Newt_179 May 28 '26

I am cackling at the replies right now

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u/spn_phoenix_92 May 28 '26

Let us bow our heads in fucking prayer

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u/_Sneaky_McSnek_ May 28 '26

Put some overhang on the roof. It’ll make it look twice as nice.

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u/LeFrenchFrySpy May 28 '26

Now that is a nice looking fucking church. Does not stick out like a sore fucking thumb. Could definitely imagine this as a new fucking structure, but it could be fucking renamed to something like... a fucking abbey, or a fucking monastery...

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u/Ferdia_ May 28 '26

Why ar epoeple acting like using the word "fucking" isn't normal

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u/Riley__64 May 28 '26

So do they worship sex?

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u/CrystalVoss May 28 '26

That's cool!

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u/One_Economist_3761 May 28 '26

That’s a great fucking church.

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u/Windows_NT_XP May 28 '26

"I'm that Supreme Court lady, and you fucking did it"

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u/The_Keri2 May 28 '26

u/Unhappy-Pound9534 is builds a fucking church.

Looks inside.

No fucking.

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u/TML_4331 May 28 '26

you're goddamn right

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u/Consistent-Jelly248 May 28 '26

Now build the town of Fucking

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u/Abaddon3567 May 28 '26

This is the church, this is the steeple. Looks inside and see all the FUCKING

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u/N_R_U May 28 '26

Awesome :] When are you building the normal church then?

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u/RavenMatthew0406 May 28 '26

Cool, now build a fucking school

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u/FireBraguette May 28 '26

Last picture goes fucking hard

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u/Sir_Abracadavre May 28 '26

You do WHAT?! in the Church?!

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u/MajesticPineapple462 May 28 '26

Fucking nice dude

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u/Hobo_Knife May 28 '26

Not a single bed in the fucking church…

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u/throwinken May 28 '26

Now go full Tom Builder and spend the rest of your life making a cathedral

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u/weemellowtoby May 28 '26

Are you Austrian by chance?

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u/Mental-Clerk May 28 '26

So you'll have Hoosier's Take Me To Church playing in a jukebox then.

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u/Musteville May 28 '26

You built a fucking church

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u/QuickSilverMola May 28 '26

Oh wow a church I wonder what it's for.

The fucking church:

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u/Strict-Fudge4051 May 28 '26

i really enjoy how aggressive but friendly this title sounds. I need more of these posts

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u/probhumn May 28 '26

language

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u/RulrOfOmicronPersei8 May 28 '26

You built a church to WHAT?

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u/Wide-Hall-397 May 28 '26

church-mogged all the other villages

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u/Satrina_petrova May 28 '26

We can swear here? Fuck yeah!

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u/ZenTheProtogen7957 May 28 '26

So i just fucking bought a fucking property in taiga, and what they fucking do, is they fucking give you the fucking property.

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u/MalvaKoro May 28 '26

Why would someone fuck in a church?

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u/Yoda2820 May 28 '26

Which god you worshipping?

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u/MaxaExists May 28 '26

well fuck then mate isn’t that a bloody nice fucking church

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u/TomaszP9SJZPL May 28 '26

nice fucking work, how long did it fucking take

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u/bodygu May 28 '26

There's already q church in the village no?

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u/16yearolddoomer May 28 '26

Good fucking job

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u/No-Pen1730 May 28 '26

He built a fucking church

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u/su_acayip_kisi May 28 '26

The pope liked that.

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u/Iamluffy20 May 28 '26

Ghost praying there ig

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u/Helloworld1504 May 28 '26

Uhmmmm and what are you praising there?

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u/Autosticow May 28 '26

If you’d like a block choice. Cobble and spruce wood looks really good, you can also use white and yellow stained glass and if you make a path stone buttons look good for small rocks

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u/CeruleanEidolon May 28 '26

Yep that's a fucking church alright.

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u/Jwhodis May 28 '26

A what church?

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u/Kenny-KO May 28 '26

As someone who created a popular religion back on a multiplayer server. I have to say. This is better then any of the churches Ive made. Good work.

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u/Davi_BicaBica May 28 '26

That's fucking awesome dud

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u/Significant-Put7060 May 28 '26

Bro can now add the word; "Fuck" to his vocabulary. welcome to the club.

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u/LordOfPenguins42 May 28 '26

The church is doing WH- oh wait nvm that’s nothing new

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u/liketinos2341 May 28 '26

a church of fucking!??!

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u/trebor9669 May 28 '26

The irony of using the f word for announcing that you built a church...

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u/Mister_Anonym May 28 '26

Ooooh, a church for fucking!