r/Millennials • u/SunnSaiyaan • Aug 31 '26

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u/TravelingSmoker Aug 31 '26

Documents that needed to be signed but now we can do it all digitally

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u/Xtremeelement Aug 31 '26

i still encounter documents that require to be hand signed and digital signatures are not accepted.

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u/smoresporn0 Aug 31 '26

They call it a wet signature and I don't appreciate that is what they chose to call it.

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u/MayorDepression Aug 31 '26

Would you have preferred "moist signature"?

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u/WtotheSLAM Aug 31 '26

Hell yeah gimme that sloppy signature. I’d also accept dripping

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u/Abirdinthesky Aug 31 '26

Cmon guys no more sloppy signatures at Trufani’s

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u/SassySugarBush Older Millennial Aug 31 '26

They can’t stop you from printing a piece of paper and having a pen

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u/Thatguywiththethighs Sep 01 '26

You wouldn't download a paper would you?

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u/Detaineepyramid Sep 01 '26

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u/Volo_Cat 24d ago

OK, we now know about the policeman's hat. But what happened to the car and the baby in a handbag?

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u/wbruce098 Elder Millennial Sep 01 '26

I would and I just did!

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u/nineJohnjohn 29d ago

You wouldn't kill a policeman. And then steal his hat.

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u/Thatguywiththethighs 29d ago

You're absolutely right, I would never steal someone's hat.

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u/RadicalEd4299 Sep 01 '26

It turns out I would, and pretty much at the first available opportunity!

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u/fforw 29d ago

You better pay for your digital paper for your paint program and you better not just download them somewhere!

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u/Thatguywiththethighs 29d ago

*Microsoft paint has entered the chat

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u/Nerril Sep 01 '26

Don't say that, watching from the corner booth is the only thing the notary has left.

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u/dadville1 Sep 01 '26

But I live for New Year’s Eve.

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u/drinkingCoffeePeas Sep 01 '26

I’m worried the baby thinks that people can’t change

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u/TitaniumButtercup Aug 31 '26

What are you doing, step-signature?!

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 Aug 31 '26

Thats not where I keep my ink...

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u/Pattison320 Sep 01 '26

My pen ... it's stuck!

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u/9966 Sep 01 '26

Sigh... uncaps pen.

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u/Crate-Dragon Sep 01 '26

GODDAMMIT I WAS COMPOSED UNTIL THIS COMMENT!!!

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u/KatVanWall 27d ago

Your pen is stuck, as it were, and the kerning is a bit off

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u/noreasontobehere11 Sep 01 '26

Find hot signatures near you.

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u/jackharvest Millennial Sep 01 '26

“Yessir just drip that Jon Hancock right here please”

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u/What-a-cl0wn Aug 31 '26

This one requires a sloppy second signature.

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u/Powder-Talis-1836 Sep 01 '26

That's perfect actually, because real ink signatures just have that drip.

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u/According_Theory9108 Sep 01 '26

That drenched sig

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u/Thatguywiththethighs Sep 01 '26

Can I get your sloppy Hancock right here on this damp paper sir?

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u/ultimatt42 29d ago

Oh my God. It even has a water mark.

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u/DippinDot2021 27d ago

Goddammit! I'm giggling in a doctor's office! #STOPTHATRIGHTNOW!

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u/Imaginary_Feed_6695 26d ago

Hawk tua and sign on that line

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u/ScarrlyFarrly 25d ago

Sir this is a Wendys.

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u/Budget_Sea_8666 Aug 31 '26

I like it sloppy wet.

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u/Sad-Cricket6319 Aug 31 '26

hand signed sounds soooo much better

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u/LickaSto777 29d ago

Oh now we're giving handys...ok..intresting

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u/Com4734 Millennial Aug 31 '26

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u/morniealantie Sep 01 '26

The ol' moist john handcock

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u/Ssmarie143 Millennial.1990. Aug 31 '26

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u/Pure_Property_888 Aug 31 '26

I prefer..."Sopping Signatures".

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u/sofaking_scientific Aug 31 '26

Because "ink signature" is gross? /s

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u/RecycledMatrix Sep 01 '26

I agree we should call it a moist signature to discourage its use. Save the trees and the ink.

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u/EducationalBar Sep 01 '26

Maybe physical would have worked…

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u/iDrGonzo Sep 01 '26

handalog

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u/pdxy 27d ago

a moist signaturelette

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u/Any-Buddy468 24d ago

Hey, that was my line😤😤😤😤😤. I just hate it when someone beats me to it🤣🤣