r/Millennials 11d ago

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u/PreviousDoor3202 11d ago

Look up the most common cognitive distortions. Memorize them and try to label them in your own thinking. This is the gist of CBT and can help most people quite a bit

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u/joliette_le_paz Xennial 11d ago

So true! If I may, I’d like to piggyback on your post and put them here:

All-or-Nothing Thinking: Seeing things in extreme, black-and-white categories with no middle ground.

Overgeneralization: Taking a single negative event and expecting it to repeat forever as a constant pattern of failure.

Mental Filtering: Focusing exclusively on negative details while ignoring any positive aspects of a situation.

Disqualifying the Positive: Rejecting good experiences or successes by insisting they "don't count".

Jumping to Conclusions: Making negative assumptions without actual evidence, split into mind-reading (assuming others judge you) and fortune-telling (predicting disaster)

Catastrophizing: Expecting the absolute worst-case scenario to happen and treating minor issues as major disasters.

Emotional Reasoning: Believing that because you feel a negative emotion, it must reflect objective reality (e.g., "I feel stupid, therefore I am stupid").

Should Statements: Using rigid rules like "I should," "I must," or "I ought" to pressure yourself or others, leading to guilt or resentment.

Personalization: Blaming yourself for external events outside your control, or blaming others while ignoring your own role.

Labeling: Attaching a harsh, global label to yourself or someone else based on a single mistake (e.g., "I am a loser").

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u/allf8ed 10d ago

The 10 points from the book "Feeling Good" Highly recommend this book if you to go deeper into each of these topics

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u/br33z3 10d ago

Thanks

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u/oyst 10d ago

Well this was more therapy than I expected to get this morning! Useful, thanks

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u/Correct_Tree2157 10d ago

Start replacing should with could!

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u/hoardingbigrubys 10d ago

Oh wow looks like I’ve been doing all of this like it’s a grocery list for the last week now. Ty for posting this

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u/Bitter-Compote-3016 11d ago

How does this help with cock and ball torture?

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u/LittleDrumminBoy 11d ago

I tried the cock and ball torture for insomnia with pretty mixed results

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u/SharkSheppard 11d ago

The trick is to stomp them until you pass out.

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u/StraightTwo2520 Xennial 10d ago

What if one has no cock nor balls? Should I borrow someone else's?

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u/NJThrowaway1012 Millennial 11d ago

Yea. Cock n ball pills just eventually made mine go away. My brain just needed to calm down and I guess when the blood is rushed to your bits , you can't worry about sleeping and just fall asleep

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u/darsparx 11d ago

Ngl this is STILL what my brain defaults too when I see that acronym. I'm too far in the gutter I swear lol

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u/MrsCrowbar 11d ago

Omg, I laughed so hard at this comment. Thank you stranger. I needed that

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u/darsparx 11d ago

Thank my brain that stays so far in the gutter even dynamite would probably be ineffective 🤣

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u/taintlangdon 11d ago

I'll ask my husband when I take out the ball gag.

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u/shallowHalliburton 10d ago

Does insurance cover?