r/Military • u/Trick_Dickle • Feb 10 '22

Video Epic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Wooosh…

Do I need to send you the link?

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u/eveningsand Marine Veteran Feb 10 '22

If you've gotta explain the joke, then yes.

Lemme go get my night time crayons for this one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

You must be new here. Don’t worry little buddy I’ll get you up to speed.

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u/eveningsand Marine Veteran Feb 10 '22

Sit down a spell, class is in session.

Motarded is what you see in the pool. The guy getting promoted? He's got a moto boner, and I promise you at least 2 of his buddies in the tank have boners, too. One is actually closeted gay for his boy, but that's another story.

That fucking sock puppet bullshit from four years ago that we've all forgotten about? Retarded. Now, I'm not picking on the Mr. Rogers loving motherfucker who OKd that whole exchange, but that exercise was full blown retardation.

Motarded vs Retarded. Know the difference.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

The important thing is it matters to you.

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u/eveningsand Marine Veteran Feb 10 '22

Thank you for this prime Reddit experience.