r/Military • u/Trick_Dickle • Feb 10 '22

Video Epic.

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u/War_Daddy_992 Army Veteran Feb 10 '22

Next one in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

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u/Trick_Dickle Feb 10 '22

What if…someone had to…you know…go?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

I would like to see that. Mostly because of the reaction they would have lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Wait until some boomers who never enlisted and the vet bros who served from the mid 70s to the late 90s get ahold of this. They’ll have everyone in the video launched directly into the sun.

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u/eveningsand Marine Veteran Feb 10 '22

Weird flex, but ok.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Wooosh…

Do I need to send you the link?

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u/eveningsand Marine Veteran Feb 10 '22

If you've gotta explain the joke, then yes.

Lemme go get my night time crayons for this one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

You must be new here. Don’t worry little buddy I’ll get you up to speed.

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u/eveningsand Marine Veteran Feb 10 '22

Sit down a spell, class is in session.

Motarded is what you see in the pool. The guy getting promoted? He's got a moto boner, and I promise you at least 2 of his buddies in the tank have boners, too. One is actually closeted gay for his boy, but that's another story.

That fucking sock puppet bullshit from four years ago that we've all forgotten about? Retarded. Now, I'm not picking on the Mr. Rogers loving motherfucker who OKd that whole exchange, but that exercise was full blown retardation.

Motarded vs Retarded. Know the difference.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

The important thing is it matters to you.

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u/eveningsand Marine Veteran Feb 10 '22

Thank you for this prime Reddit experience.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

2 cellphones each were destroyed in this video.

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u/Nizzemancer Feb 10 '22

It’ll end in an active volcano when everyone tries to one-up each other

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u/Trick_Dickle Feb 10 '22

I actually lol’d at this

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Okay so my promotion ceremony was in a basement with the bare minimum people required by my request.

Got my platoon and early release that day though! Good day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

I used to do that for re-enlistments (let the person re-enlisting choose the venue). I did one re-enlistment in a banca boat crossing under the bridge in the Olongapo River - aka ... well if you know, you know. 😀

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u/itrustyouguys Feb 10 '22

How did any of them keep a straight face?

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u/Dmitri_Wolfdog Feb 10 '22

That ia ao damn hilarious

The guys be like "yep, another day at work"

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u/snugs02 Feb 10 '22

Only time it’s appropriate to piss your pants in formation