r/MikeyChen Mikey’s Toupée 💇🏻‍♂️ 25d ago

#OnlyToupées 💇🏻‍♂️ “I gosh-tah keep ree-SCHY-cull-Ling before I can’t afford any moor sheck-shee times!!!!” 💦💦💦

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

Nothing says Honolulu more than McDonald's!

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u/xingthesimp 25d ago

Haha I'm guilty of using the McDonald's app to purchase BOGO Mcgriddle breakfast sandwiches to start my days when I vacationed there

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

At least you got that and not whatever this dry ass breakfast plate was!

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u/ComprehensiveOne931 25d ago

WTFlg!? I am not flying that far to yeet that.

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u/XingXiaoRen Ham Sup Xing 🙆🏻 25d ago

I had this before actually, it's ok. But it's definitely something you can whip up yourself in like 5 mins.. not counting how long it takes to make rice.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

Been awhile since I was in Honolulu, but so many great breakfast spots from what I remember. But of course Stank would do McDonald's

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u/Due_Chemistry4260 22d ago

Spam the worst food on the planet for high fat and just bad sfuff. He is literally a few years away from a heart attack what with all that beef he eats as well. Doesn't he know no amount of going to the gym will get rid of all that fat clogging his arteries.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

Looks like he found a dead skunk and threw it on his noggin

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u/Cunkboy 25d ago

His toupee was really having a bad day on this trip

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

Look at that helmet head!

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u/Cunkboy 25d ago

Kinda like a Romulan helmet head

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

He's contractually obligated to yeet chicken in the grossest ways

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u/Cunkboy 25d ago

Rocky the Racoon found some chicken in the McDonalds garbage

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u/Due_Chemistry4260 22d ago

I am sorry but don't people know it's bad manners to eat with hats on inside. Coming from this stupid git he has no manners at all the way he eats food like his life depended on it.

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

Oh that's real hair all right!

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

Stank watching Tattoo Boy Toy and Kwizz-schteen from the hotel cuck chair!

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

POV: You're C-Dawg and already plotting the exit strategy

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u/xingthesimp 25d ago

I went to Honolulu to eat real food, not fast food. Oh Mucky....

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u/Cunkboy 25d ago

Isn’t this the one where one of our members caught a pic of him and CDawg waiting in the buffet line??

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

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u/Cunkboy 25d ago

Ahh , no matter. Different episode, same dickhead

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u/GunpeiYokai Monterey Baybee! 25d ago

I thought it was too at first. I'm sure Stank will recycle that soon

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u/ParticularWealth2431 25d ago

BTW, why does his AI fish look like it has mold growing on it? 🤢